Boo, Boo, Boo – have my blog posts about evil types, misanthropes, miscreants and all those other slimy creatures that go trolling for us REALLY good people scared you yet? No – oh well, think this witch themed Halloween post might finally do the trick – here is yet another treat from me to you on the occasion of All Saints Eve and Day 2012. Going to grab my broom – who am I kidding – I do not know how to sweep unless you count sweeping out REALLY bad people from my REALLY great life … read my darlings and learn because evil types dwell among us not just on Halloween but each and every day of the year. Grab your candy, lock your doors and enjoy my tutorial and instruction on thwarting goblins and such – I hope when you are done only REAL Halloween frivolity greets you this 31 October 2012!
Surely by now all my readers/followers know I suffer the presence of REAL evil witches – no make that REAL loathsome bitches in my life … sad really for me to say as I, a confirmed feminist, reject completely witch and bitch as negative terms in denotations of a woman’s worth or status. Of course, if you know me personally or are a regular viewer of my blog, then you will agree the often referred to females of that miscreant group which hubby and I have been forced to deal with are exactly what most of us conjure up in our minds during Halloween season as ugly and scary creatures. Funny thing is that we were told/shown that one of them has a Disney [this 50+ nurse’s apparent REALLY favorite cultural venue] quite attractive witch as her Facebook timeline photo – one of my darling five year old previously written about mini-goddess acquired nieces tells me it is the wicked Queen of the Snow White fable and all my dear lady friends agree this idiot nurse probably meant it as a reference to moi but you see I envy NO ONE (never have and never will) and certainly none of miscreant females have qualities or a life that anyone would desire for themselves but all in my world appreciated yet another guffaw at this meager attempt for cleverness. By the way, there are seriously cute “original bad girl” items with image of that particular sexy and beautiful Disney witch that simple minded disowned sister-in-law has as Facebook timeline photo – I simply MUST have at least a coffee mug ASAP. Another humorous related story is about my having gifted the DVD of the 1993 film Hocus Pocus to a gal pal’s adorable children a few years ago for Halloween – when calling to thank me they suggested in their usual kindly innocent manner that my husband’s ex-wife [now divorced nearly 20 years] looked very much like Bette Midler in that film and shortly after that conversation an attorney who had the unpleasant experience of meeting the ex said exactly the same thing but I personally think only somewhat as Midler actually looks more attractive than the woman my husband made what he calls the worse mistake of his life to wed as a youth. Although truth be told, when seeing a side by side most who have seen in person or ex-wife’s photos agree that the similarity is striking. Funnier and even more ironic is that our chubby Disney loving now legally disowned and disinherited Michigan sister-in-law, who is ex-wife’s new found unholy alliance buddy that I often write about, looks very much – although also less attractive – like the other Hocus Pocus witch played by Kathy Najimy. Who knows – maybe these two fine actresses can play those miscreant females in the movie version of my 2013 memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life!. Now the third miscreant woman cohort of their self proclaimed “evil doer and insanity club” [yes I am serious - that is how we were told they recently self titled their group on Facebook] while at least attempting some personal grooming appears in photos shown me a bit – shall we say – not of good genetics [oops – just my and my husband’s “opinion”]; this third anti-Semitic [according to items directed toward me on her Facebook page] witch miscreant might be compared to my darling Jewish “sister” Sarah Jessica Parker’s character in Hocus Pocus in ONLY the way that film denotes SJP as being a little more acceptable to the eyes of the audience and as the foil of the two others. Not having watched this movie for some time, I admit to only the hilarity and OMG that my friends and I experience when the obvious combined similarities of appearances to the three evil doer miscreant females is noticed. On a side note – I do a laugh out loud imitation of hubby’s long nosed, nasal sounding, lower class tonality, snorting voiced ex-wife – so beneath me but friends and colleagues seem to get a great chuckle and all who have heard this bottom dweller speak agree my mocking of her voice is absolute perfection … I do a great routine of her demanding child support for her one 20+ dead and other NOT full time college [per divorce agreement] student twin daughters, along with other nasal pronouncements like the times she claimed in court to have a Masters degree, be a Minister and more and then finally under oath admitted to only having a high school diploma despite writing Masters degree on her daughter’s Drexel University application. If you are lucky, maybe I will do a bit of this very unpleasant woman’s voice for the audience during my 2013 book reading near you. Definitely not humorous is the seething, plotting, stealing, cheating, lie spewing, jealous, ugly, simple minded, delusional, narcissistic, common, ignorant, immoral, unsuccessful, unimpressive, insignificant, evil thinking and more of how most in my life (both personal and professional) REALLY see in part or of varying forms these disgraceful miscreant witch creatures I often reference. Their hatefulness is almost evocative of those processed by REAL demons – as my nearly saintly husband remembers years of incidents, utterances and occurrences concerning these individuals, it becomes more apparent they are nonredeemable. Oh well, so be it and rest assured that G-d and the legal system plus my REALLY protective husband, friends and associates makes myself and REAL family safe from them this Halloween and all days of the year. Here I want to share tales of how, when and why the witch idea – both good [like myself and my darling Goddess Crew™ gal pals] and bad or evil [like THE Miscreants™ females] came to be.
The word witch is defined more or less as a woman supposedly possessing supernatural powers via a pact with evil spirits and an ugly shrew, as well as a fascinating female. Wow – truly a conflict of thought considering the word “fascinating” implies certain femme fatale attractiveness not usually associated with evil spirits nor shrew ugliness. So you see that we women have been both damned and championed for our witch like qualities – in there lays the REAL problem. Females of our species have been said to bewitch men and lure and corrupt – all with our witchcraft powers. But this charge has lead to alienation, marginalization and even death for women throughout history – a tool of the male establishment and tragically women against other women in efforts to rid their world of women they deem evil or they fear. For me today the use of witch against my enemy female miscreants is filled with humor for I think these particular women are not even worthy of the REAL strength and power those women accused of witch status probably had in historical references. In other words, the legally and REALLY officially trademarked by myself and my husband, THE Evil Doers Club™ female members do not even rank amongst the women accused of sorcery as they are too simple minded and “sub par” [inside joke – more in my book darling readers]. Do I suggest all accused and often condemned for being witches were of great and REALLY good character – no – not at all but I do believe, as a student of history, that many, if not most, were characterized as witches only because they were superior and hence a perceived threat to their community. Let me assure you 100% +++ that the evil doer female miscreants are ALL of REALLY inferior character and intellect – in my, my husband’s (who knows everything about them since birth), my friend’s and colleague’s REALLY educated opinions. As usual, I must apologize as I am still unable to fully detail all the REAL facts here – ongoing/soon to be filed lawsuits, still active law enforcement investigations and of course, my book contractual constrains. One interesting thing my readers should know – husband and I were shown Facebook rants by these bottom dwellers accusing me/us of evilness when we all know I/we only respond and defend against evil doers – we see here the loathsome accusing a powerful woman like myself, my amazing husband and my REALLY classy gal pals, family, friends and associates of that which they are REALLY guilty of and so I will examine how that lie against other women like myself has been evident throughout history. Hope those of you following me who are female can relate to the trials and triumphs of good witch types – the REALLY attractive, smart, clever and successful women of this world.
We must ask why witchcraft has so easily been given as an explanation for the accomplishments of the powerful among our female gender and we also must ask why so many of both gender so readily accepted such a pronouncement as factual. In Exodus 22:18 we are instructed not to suffer witches and the Old Testament speaks ill of Jezebel. In Kabbalah, the woman Lilith is Seducer (Zohar 1:196) – we are warned about her as a night dweller who steals men’s seed [that one the oddest as men so willing to give it away]. Are these warnings to be theoretical or actual in form concerning a female sorcerer? Even the heroic Joan Of Arc was accused of being a witch – this brave girl thus never given the substantiation for her acts of courage. Is it a denotation more or less subjective to content or a literal directive on how to deal with women who are sinful? Either or all answers still leave us with biblical awareness that there are evil women to take note of and yes fear. I guess one can readily admit that guile, wit and charm have a supernatural component but must one also then admit that those characteristics are derivatives of witchcraft or a REAL blessing and good fortune of women’s talents? This question infers that the former leaves room for blame from those less talented or lucky. All in all the charge of witchcraft is no different than the false claims made by any woman’s nemesis that she succeeds where other fail by some dubious or nefarious method. Again, I ask for you darling readers to trust me on this topic – for I know personally of what I write here and hope – actually I pray my own life story will act as instruction as to what it takes to thwart those lesser and jealous of no more than others G-d given and hard worked for blessings. Unlike the Slavic witch Baba Yaga I and you who are of REAL goodness must always triumph over our evil adversaries. – If we of REALLY worthy blessings are accused of sorcery it is to be remembered that Slavic life did NOT perceive that as evil practice but a special gift. Like those from my sworn enemies that type of accusation and other similar are born from their own insecurity and unhappiness – still NEVER to be tolerated by us, their intended victims. Remember the very definition of witch-hunt makes clear that what is claimed to ostensibly be an investigation to uncover subversive activities is really a path toward harassing and undermining those with differing views – this is exactly what the miscreants attempted by falsehoods and intimation against myself and my husband but I and my REAL support team thwarted them at every turn – all REALLY good folks who read this should be likewise firm in your own dynastic quest against such evil persons.
Too easily men like the otherwise benevolent and some say even kind King Henry VIII charge a woman they come to disdain – Anne Boleyn – with sorcery and witchcraft to explain the original lore and appeal of such a woman. While no Saint, Anne has been rethought to neither be the vixen nor lustful witch like whore so charged, put on trial and executor for either – seems rather easy to defame, slander and libel any woman in order to punish her as England did Boleyn. As I read the award winning Hilary Mantel’s Bring Up The Bodies this past month my mind was full of the stunning similarities to that which I and others experience through the distortion and obsessive insistence of those insignificant but at the ready to condemn. Happily modernity presents us – of which I take full advantage of – with laws and legal recourse against the slanderous, the libelous and the defamers. Call a woman witch if you like but never think false charges against her as proof can or should be easily tolerated. My husband and I am firm in our commitment to litigation for every such offense against us – men and women alike should not allow false accusations, postured as if truth, that can lead to horrendous consequences. As I detail in a few previous blog posts that are REALLY legal tutorials – innocent gossip, teasing, clever repartee, REAL opinions not presented as facts, chiding, argument nor insult are reasons for lawsuits but false statements and lies are REALLY a reason for taking the accuser to Court and reaping $$$ as compensation for the slander and “shedding of false light” on your person. Simply put: you may call me or any woman a witch, THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ [as my husband does the ex-wife and which trademark we plan to profit from greatly] and such but you can NOT say we were fraudulent in gain or faked a truth or forged something. I often think once I complete my law school studies I would love to reopen Anne Boleyn’s case and that of our own American Salem Witch Trials as well. The defense of these supposed witches would be simple and magnificent on account of their accusers being so readily proven dishonest … both the weak minded and the sophisticate used the charge of witchcraft against the women and girls of Massachusetts in 1692/93. Mere rumor and panic lead to the unholy occurrences of prosecution and punishment in Salem – the bizarre idea that if a female drowned she was innocent and not a witch but if able to surface than guilty and of course burn at stake is ludicrous. How well our brilliant Jewish American play write Arthur Miller highlights this America shame is his 1952 play The Crucible – frightening to think present day extremists throughout the world are doing the same thing to women they deem too uppity or not as they see fit in attitude and life choices. The moral here is that the accuser more often than not is the REALLY guilty party and is using charges of witchcraft, etc. to obfuscate their own evil doing. Most frustrating is when the less capable, the most inferior are the accusers and propagators against the supposed offenders. Lie filled, exaggerated and misconstrued tales offered as reasons were the undoing of many deemed witches, etc. but I say to you all of REAL decency – NEVER accept this and do as I do – fight with REAL facts and REAL intelligence against those of nefarious motives. History is full of false charges – “witch” they cry when envy and greed causes the evil types to be determined on destruction of those better, different or more special then themselves. Halloween is not nearly as frightening as this REAL truth.
Converse to the bad witch idea is the opposite who are the lovely, good and magical witch … Glinda in Oz is easily brought to mind and then we of course have the seductress vixen whose beauty tames men. Yes these prototypes bestow blessings on children and sexual pleasures on men – both apparently tolerable witch status to the world. So what are we to conclude about witches – power and strength bad witch attributes and benevolent love of children and sex for their men are fine and admirable witch talents. Songs, like Witchy Woman by my buddy Don Henley’s Eagles, denote a somewhat nonsensical admiration for evil women … love/hate complex at play for sure. Why one needs to only look at Halloween costume choices that include black pointed hat and scantily pieced trick or treat attire for adult woman to understand the duplicity and the conflict of the world view of witch status. Aren’t we females therefore damned if we do and equally if we don’t show our witch craft self … to be both admired and admonished for the same trait is confusing but one I readily embrace. As with many aspects of life, the source of a comment must always be taken into consideration and so if the juvenile jealous types brand a lady as evil or a witch, then a true compliment has been professed in my opinion. If the unwashed call me a witch - I say “thank you” – for are they not REALLY saying I go where others can not and I achieve what others envy or maybe they, being so small minded common, need to defame as their only means of self comfort as they REALLY know deep down that they are useless creatures. Of course, possibly they just do not REALLY like me, lol. Anyway my darling readers/followers – I am hoping you and yours have a safe and fun filled Halloween 2012!!!
P.S. Along with my own Halloween 2012 photos, I have included here [below] the Hocus Pocus depiction of the three miscreants … believe me when I say the similarities are striking [remember the REAL evil witches in my life appear far less attractive than these actresses film characters]. By the way, if my publicist and publisher’s attorneys agree – REAL names of ALL miscreants and their commenting/participating family members and friends names, even their Facebook buddies, will be included in my memoir – after all fair is fair as they dared to use ours, they inserted themselves into our life uninvited, it is suspected that one of them or someone they know has sent lie filled messages to my REAL family and friends, etc. and as such the law allows us to respond in kind; besides, we were told, one of the females of this distasteful group suggested she could withstand our “insults” [of course, she used less appropriate verbiage and poor grammar/sentence structure in that Facebook posting]. It is hysterically funny that this middle of middle of middle female feels “insulted”– surely a sign of delusional personality type as it was singularly our nemesis miscreants [including her] and NOT my dear husband and I but ONLY the self described evil doer club who posted fake websites with false accusations – including one against judge who oversaw my husband’s/my January 2012 name change [short Michigan male posted fake website on his Facebook page that was traced back to a self proclaimed “exhibitionist” as possible generator of this link – OMG – still being investigated but one must ask how did Michigan loser guy get this only hours after created and no one else except my REAL “internet ninja” found in order to notify us and does he have a possible association with this 20 something scantily clothed sex club female or are he/his cohorts involved with the actual creation of this illegal trademarked infringed, lie filled, threatening my safety link?]. These obsessed individuals although no relationship with my husband and myself any longer or ever in my case have continued to spread untruths, harassed us on social media sites and [we saved] multiple private Facebook messages from disown/disinherited niece [even after her idiot father sent us a leave them alone threatening type email – it is them & NOT us who must be left alone] … this daughter of chubby miscreants was described by my now also legally disowned/disinherited North Carolina step sister-in-law, Jane, to my husband and I has having been born 20+ years ago with some sort of developmental problems [we have sworn notarized testimony on record about what she said to us concerning this young woman and ex step sister-in-law will be subpoenaed], plus this same legally disowned/disinherited Michigan niece suggested a sort of extortion on Twitter by insinuating I prove my wealth by paying off her school loans [also saved by my husband for data legal timeline he brilliantly created for our attorneys, REAL publicist and law enforcement]. Then there are the many but one in particular ridiculous, juvenile, poorly written email – which my husband responded to after he first notified EVERY individual his legally disowned/disinherited brother threatened to contact with bogus information and having my REAL publicist assist with before sending as warning to this fat idiot. Miscreants all have admitted to conspirator cheap restaurant gatherings in order to discuss us – complete with titles like “treasurer” and “sergeant at arms” – they have posted threatening and suggestive group photos on their Facebook pages, including a profile picture of one female Michigan miscreant holding and shooting a automatic weapon – posted after suggestive profile picture saying “more to come in 2013, 2014…” [each saved], et al.. All this has caused us to respond, defend, notify law enforcement and attorneys; as always, I and husband and colleagues have/will continue to fully document/save and subpoena EVERYTHING – we will NEVER end as Boleyn or those Salem ladies did as the result of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ lies. Stay tune – should be REALLY interesting very soon!!!
Note: Something else very IMPORTANT that I need to include that I feel relates to above subject matter in some way on account of REAL issues that are scary – a closing thought that many who read and advise me have mentioned and I/my husband agree with about the miscreant losers. These enemies are so “sub-par” and unsophisticated we are all quite convinced that they definitely do not understand my level of writing; in fact, we know they misread and get wrong my statements, my husband’s, etc. for we have been shown their own postings that prove they have misunderstood references to that which I write and how things like my genealogist husband’s work with Ancestry.com, etc. REALLY works. One example forwarded to us is when I wrote in a previous blog [have saved Facebook posting with her own harsh words as to what her mother thought of her] that chubby disowned Michigan sister-in-law said her mother had “accused” her of being a “bad girl” [must paraphrase because the REAL quite vulgar words from her own Facebook posting concerning what her now deceased mother thought of her are being used in lawsuit as a character reference] – this creature posted to my husband’s ex-wife that I wrote her deceased mother “approved”. This is VERY frightening as this woman is a nurse of some sort and even claims to have students – if one can not understand the difference between “accuse” and “approve”, then how would she be able to correctly read differences in medication levels ordered by physicians at hospital where she is employed; for instance could someone who confuses such simply words like “approve” and “accuse” also confuse “bid with tid” on a prescription order? Let me not waste too much more of your time describing in detail how this nurse and her compatriot who works as some sort of community college trained surgical technologist [which a REAL doctor friend of mine describes as nothing more than an “equipment cleaner” for surgeons] misunderstand how websites like Ancestry.com function nor – this is REALLY upsetting considering both work in the medical field – neither apparently understand how DNA denotation function [according to their own written words on Facebook that was shared with myself & my husband]. So here you see that England’s Thomas Cromwell would have loved imbeciles like disowned/disinherited sister-in-law and her Michigan “manic” looking [most agree in photos of her they have seen] gal pal in his trial preparation against Anne Boleyn who he slandered with lies from the least intelligent, those green with jealous envy and such but be assured my dear readers that I have much better lawyers to prevent such usury of bottom dwellers misstatements than that unfortunate Queen. Another Facebook comment we were shown is from ex-wife to her Michigan fellow evil doer club members stating we send “threatening” emails and certified letters – no NEVER, NEVER, NEVER threatening but only, as my husband says, intelligent legally and REALLY research backed statements of actions – promises as to our, attorneys, publicist and law enforcement and courts intent; actually the last “refused’ letter was directed by police sergeant when threatening phone call voice mail was received [recorded, saved and given to law enforcement, etc.] to our old home # – that call was immediately traced by Verizon and believed/swore to police as being convinced by my husband to be his now legally disowned/disinherited Michigan younger brother. Then, on the same day, the local police instructed us to send a letter both via certified mail and email [my husband smartly decided to also copy email send to his also legally disowned/disinherited half-siblings as a means to establish witnesses for any possible trial]; we were instructed to then notify the detective/sergeant if returned or responded to (which of course we immediately did). Why these individuals who have relatives, who went to some sort of law school we are told, do not realize the seriousness of refusing certified legal mail is beyond everyone on my REAL team – the police were shocked as well and recently when I told the sergeant about their lol on Facebook concerning his directed letter – let us just say, he was NOT amused. For some reason they think erasing/deleting what they already posted on social media will exclude them from lawsuits or possible prosecution is confusing – all can/has and will be saved and I REALLY have Facebook law enforcement and subpoena departments on speed dial [gave my REAL attorneys and law professors a chuckle when I first showed them that on my iphone directory]; besides these stupid people seem to forget that my husband is a well known award winning Data Architect who can find and save anything [unlike miscreants – he does this ONLY with that legally available and with REAL facts]. My husband is so talented at retrieving REAL information that my computer class Villanova law professor when realizing who I was married to, insisted I give my husband his card and asked for me to please have my husband contact him – REALLY impressive is how everyone describes my husband’s skills – how the hell my superior man came from that Michigan trash is a REAL DNA quandary [although my sweet 80+ father-in-law is a decent sort but the rest – OMG!] and it is quite understandable why my dear husband gets so upset when anyone mistakenly refers to these low lifers as his family. Quite troubling is that these miscreants are even more dangerous in the misinterpretation of words, deeds and situation that they present and the fact that they so botch my and my husband’s words render them equally dangerous to Boleyn or Salem false lying accusers. Also – dam it – on account of their “sub-par” minds and obvious poorly educated “sub-par” intellects, they are probably not getting the full REAL measure of insult or instruction I intend for them as they have such limited knowledge of the English language and certainly none of what I write in other languages [French, Italian, Hebrew, etc.]. Oh well, more gainful employment for attorneys from hubby and I … guess this means Romney [hoping you all vote Obama November 2012] types should love that we are in the 1% job creators they so champion, lol!!!