Archive for ‘Beauty’

October 12, 2013

iPhones and Gel Nail Polish Greatest Inventions?

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

TerezaNailsEvery week for many years it was back to the nail salon … no problem REALLY as I always have and always will be a well attended to feminist lady. But oh my, also being a REALLY busy and productive multitask type woman had me daunted by the hours of waiting for polish to dry and then the days when chips made me look unkempt became at times just ridiculous. Still wanting to “look good while doing good” being my mantra, I went to these weekly appointments without fail and to be blunt enjoyed the reprieve from my happy, but demanding life. Problem was when adding monthly hair coloring, almost daily professional blow outs and all the other must do maintenance time spent was becoming troublesome – well now, a few years ago a short cut so to speak came along in my life and that was gel nail polish. No fuss and only a few minutes had me dried and ready to go for another two weeks with lovely hands at the ready.

Now let us discuss the Apple fairies … these darlings, along with tech genius hubby placed in my lovely manicured hands the tool of a lifetime, my iPhone. My emails, my social media sites, the many magazines, newspapers and publications I read daily, along with my own blog and online Flipboard magazine, Teréza Style, at my well manicured fingertips. Oh yes, of course there are the phone calling and text messages capabilities to be obviously grateful for too. Now I am never out of touch with family, friends, acquaintances and colleagues and that brings me REAL joy and productivity to my already blessed and full life. Of course, there is wee bit of down side to this glorious piece of modernity – I am even now more a 24/7 gal.  As with all things in my complicated life, hubby and I have turned that too into a positive by having my daily Judaism  prayer schedule of Talmud and Torah early a.m. study sent via my phone’s emails, my yoga coach and personal trainer available via face time, my ever present dear and close friend/amazing and brilliant attorney connected to all sites and publisher and publicist reachable at any time as well. So you see besides my REAL life, Magic Jeanine Assistant, there is my iPhone to help me be all that I REALLY want and can be in my life.

Now look my dear readers it must be clear this is not REALLY about one or another particular item that makes my life easier – no indeed, it is about time and convenience and not being a Luddite. Many miscreant types out of envy have made much of my having my own REAL hairdresser – this person was mostly one individual for the last ten years and before that another and now one or two new wonderful and talented individuals. In fact at various times in my life, my hairdresser came almost daily to my home and that is the plan again as we are soon moving into our new homes. Yes it is a luxury but not entirely as it affords me the ability to get coiffed and get going to appointments, meetings and events in a timely fashion. Why every professional hairdresser colorist in my life now knows to have a towel ready during process to wipe my iPhone as those long shared appointments include my needing to make calls and such. See it saves time and all right I will admit that I enjoy the bonus of it keeping me looking well styled too.

I see no difference between these two referenced conveniences that lend toward my well being and the home gyms I have always had to less or more extent … including the sweet gestured one my husband set up nearly ten ago before our marriage at our first shared home. No question that my elliptical trainer makes my daily workout out easier because it is at the ready in my home. I am a runner, a hiker, a fly fisher person and sail – all leading to wash and go hair at times and so no need for any of you dear readers to see me as the coiffed sit around being pampered type. Likewise, while fun for some things, my iPhone is also a work tool that allows the business ventures my husband and I work on, my upcoming books and public relations necessitated involvements to be completed. The nails – well that too makes me not only tidy but ready to go at all times. I do not [nor does my husband] consider my salon manicures, pedicures, waxing, facial, etc. a “luxury” – while yes nice that we can afford these, a equally must do circumstance that contributes to my overall well being. I am nearly unable to fully make articulable how important it REALLY is for both men and women to not consider such things in life frivolous – for a life considered worthy of self care is a life truly able to give to others.

In conclusion [love writing that], I actually believe that all progress that allows for efficiency is a wonderful thing … the REAL trick is as with everything in else in ones life – balance. One must balance and stay aware of just how much each and every factor prevails in our daily existence – no one thing should overwhelm nor dictate our being. So my darling readers enjoy and utilize your smart phones and such – for the ladies, I suggest including professional salon manicures and pedicures too but I also suggest you include as I do, to make sure nature is part and parcel of your life schedule. Relax, take a hike, walk or swim – as the saying goes “take time to smell the roses” and if you need to find the perfect nature spot, well use your iPhone to Google that too!

P.S. In my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Lifeand more complete book, Life Journey of Heiress Mommy all the REAL details of how and why I am/always will be an eclectic high maintenance but self sufficient feminist will be shared … it is an exhausting but REALLY full and REALLY blessed life story!

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August 27, 2013

Does Miley Cyrus REALLY Matter?

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

mileyVMAMy husband and I are both feminists – each deeply concerned about what we believe is the REAL growing war on women, both here in USA and around the world. Our philosophies in no way means either of us want to dictate choices to the female gender … Free to be as one wishes should rule the day. This includes expressions of beauty and sexuality for women; however, as my wise husband stated after seeing news reports about the Miley Cyrus VMA performance:This is a case of women making their position in our culture more vulnerable and diminishes women’s values therein !”   [see why I adore this man].

I am frequently reminding folks that business comes after the word, ‘show’ in reference to the entertainment industry. Profit is the assumed motive for any product – so if it sells, well now then it makes perfect sense to do it. The faux outrage about moral standards in reaction to vulgarity is frequently misplaced – shut the television off, do not go to see the film, do not buy the music, etc. is my standard advice. As far as role models for our children – my husband and I are that   and only those we decide as such for our children – not stars or sports figures. True, I worry about those youngsters without parents to guide them and insist the one common denominator of school take up that task.

My REAL fear is that young women are defining themselves singularly by appearance and sexual desirability. This syndrome can be delineated as a consequence of movies, television and magazines representation of the female ideal. We feminists struggle mightily to teach an alternative as possibility for life where all aspects of life prove a healthy and fulfilling direction. Having it all means attending to and developing all parts of your person. Mind, body and soul need tending to and females are lessened by suggestive demonstrations like that of Ms. Cyrus this week – not because it was sexy but instead because it was simply not entertaining, just offensively vulgar. True art that includes a grown up woman being desirable must combine respectful and tasteful representation of the full female gender. This “twerking” behavior has the potential to put young women at risk when they try to emulate Ms. Cyrus and the young women are not in a committed relationship. In today’s world, sometimes even a committed relationship is not enough protection for a woman who is attacked based upon her sexuality. Ms. Cyrus do you really want to be the root cause for another young woman’s misery when she attempts to emulate you in these public outlandish vulgar expressions?  I wish it did not matter.

P.S. In my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life ! and follow up book, Life Journey of Heiress Mommy, all the REAL details of why my husband and I are so supportive of women’s rights will be shared. In the mean while, remember your mother was a woman!

May 23, 2013

Attack of The Miscreant Zombies !!!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

ZombieOfOzJust when you thought they learned a lesson to cease and desist … they are back. Well , actually they never left in that advisers, attorneys and law enforcement remain involved and constantly vigilant in order to protect me and my family, plus prepare for upcoming litigatory situations. What you ask am I referencing? Oh you all know – it is The Miscreants™, THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ and THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™. Certainly if you follow me regularly and definitely if you know me personally, there is no REAL surprise here – in fact, many of you are in commiseration , act to  console and advise me on thwarting these loathsome creatures [for which I and hubby remain eternally grateful]. It seems the night crawlers are reading me on social media sites – odd as it seems, they can read but I do not doubt my large word verbiage and complex ideas leave them baffled and confused.  Truly exhausting is my task – I have tried to educate these sub-par individuals with REAL legal tutorial blog posts and my dear husband the same in a multiple page and quite definitive letter to starter wife’s attorney. Alas, the mental deficiencies and possible [seemingly apparent] derangement leaves them wanting for clarity as to the hows and whys of the legal morass they have placed themselves in this past year. Again, I find humor in their feeble attempts at insult toward me – I am without the posture to be offended on the utterances of fools and so I remain happy, content and confident in my life … but oh baby, am I ever going to enjoy Court dates with my well appointed, professionally coiffed and couture clothed self testifying against these horrible people. Equally great fun and that which hubby, I and those who love and support us are also looking forward to are the many articles, interviews and more where I shall present to them what REAL dignity and innate outer and inner beauty looks like. Exposing REAL life stories and deeds of such repugnant persons is pure justice and only that which their own actions have reaped. Fair is fair as they saying goes. Told publisher and my dear publicist to make sure many appearances to promote my books are booked for Michigan, Chicago and Pennsylvania – all places I love and that the zombies dwell within. Yes indeed, it is true what they say “payback is a REAL bitch” and vengeance is ALL mine this time. Difference between me and them … dear G-d there are too many to enumerate but for this post, lets say I/hubby dear do ONLY legal forms of retaliation, along with a bit of showing off our GREAT life and wonderful stuff – just enough to have miscreants eat their ugly evil hearts out. Hmm … not my usual style but what the hell, they REALLY deserve it – don’t you agree my darling readers?

That is all for now but rest assured that in my REAL year end (2013) memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! all the wonderfully salacious detail of what, when and how each of these referenced human beings exposed themselves for their pitiful existence and REAL crimes and self destruction in attempts to hurt me, my husband and REAL family will be shared.  For now know that I guffawed all morning when my REAL “internet ninja” shared the latest bogus suggestions from the miscreant zombies about my appearance, attire choices and writing ability – guess I should thank them for the early day frivolity!!!

P.S. I must admit that  the bottom dwellers have been good little students … I explained in previous legal tutorial blog posts that the upcoming lawsuits against them were on account of slander, defamation and harassment BUT they could, as can I or anyone else, insult, use hyperbole, argue with, share REAL opposing opinions – as such and for the most part, even though bogus and without REALITY basis, they are keeping in recent rants within those instruction. However, they still post misinformation and somewhat anti-Semitic toned statements – so along with already filed grievances and investigations [soon to be scheduled Court dates and lawsuit filings], the most recent found Facebook comments will be reviewed. Sorry but they should have never begun their [as one L.A. adviser calls it] “reign of terror” against myself, my husband, REAL family, friends and colleagues a few years ago. Stay tuned – and read the papers, buy my book and in the mean while remember to ALWAYS read my blog post. Who knows, maybe you will get an invitation to one of my grand fetes or book signing party near you – I REALLY love a good time gathering of the best people!!!

April 29, 2013

Going Punk to The Met Ball … Really?

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Punk-Chaos-to-CoutureFor years, one or another opportunity seemed to present itself that would perhaps have gotten me an invite to the iconic annual‍ Metropolitan Museum Ball ‍in New York City. No REAL invitation – only the stirrings of a possibility. Never doubting one year it would happen and as soon as I had a REAL publicist in my life, the “MUST get me to” list included this amazing event. Life busy – multiple pregnancies, moving, school, etc., plus, of course dealing with The Miscreants™ made only now the plan be within reach … thinking my year end 2013 memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! being published might just do the trick for 2014. My admiration and devotion to the efforts surrounding this fete are not purely pedestrian – not REALLY a singular wanting to be present for celebrity sake. Although, I readily admit that my REAL support team, myself and Hubby dear guffaw at the thought of how berserk members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ will be when seeing me there on that red carpet … wait, would these idiots even know what this event is? Well at least vandal Chicago pant seller poseur guy will – more on that in my book and subsequent interviews. Not at all without the ability to fawn over the well known, my REAL desire is to attend as a joyful guest, in support of the REAL value that such endeavors involve. Trust me that as a lifelong student of the nuances that otherwise seemingly frivolous happenings broaden to include in their scope, The Met Ball is about much, much more than glitter and bling.

This year on 6 May 2013 the theme will be Punk fashion … that’s right – Punk and its morphing into couture and the mainstream.  There will be an accompanying exhibit until August that examines this phenomenon. Accompanying the exhibit is a book, Punk: Chaos to Couture, by Andrew Bolton. All Met Galas have themes and each promotes an awareness of its subject matter – hopeful that the media attention creates interest and of course, commerce for the fashion industry. One might think of it as democratization of the arts. Without a doubt there are some who think such events frivolous and insignificant in relation to the more serious issues facing this world  – oh my, I say prospective attitude  is needed my darlings. There are jobs and jobs and jobs that REALLY depend on those factions highlighted at such social events – workers bees and creative types alike benefiting in multiple ways because The Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute survives and thrives. Preservation of items and venues like those this and other museums house is of paramount necessity to our culture; the REAL beauty of a democratic society is that all people can view and enjoy creations once reserved for the few and mighty. Does anyone REALLY believe that instead of artifacts there would be more food and shelter provided for the needy? No is the equivocalness answer – there is no quid pro quo exchange in this scenario and as that is a REAL fact we all must glean as best possible the benefits [near and far] that are afforded the world through the grandeur of these times and places. Blessings to Anna Wintour, Editor-in-Chief of Vogue who rightfully can claim for many years having been responsible for turning this Spring annual fete into a massive global attention getting happening. Her marketing and public relations genius is nearly unparalleled – I for one am a fan of this determined business woman. May I say that many paychecks are cashed on account of Ms. Wintour’s efforts – a thank you to her would be in order my friends.

Oh yes, one more brilliant addition to this event is that Beyonce Knowles [Mrs. Carter] was announced as the Honorary Chairperson of this year’s Costume Institute Gala. Marvelous choice I think – this talented performer, business woman, wife and mother is a fashionista without question. Indeed her celebrity status brings attention to such events from those who might not have otherwise tuned in but isn’t that just more inclusion to be championed – well I think it is. Now I go to contemplate how best to be sure that I REALLY am invited in 2014 – so much to do between now and then … perhaps a little visit to my brilliant plastic surgeon/dermatologist, more working out to be scheduled, deciding what couture designer to be visited and more – wow, I am exhausted already!

April 13, 2013

Sex Essentials or How I am REALLY Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte AND Samantha!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

SATCJust this past 5 March 2013 – on my 59th birthday, along with other lovely surprises seen here in this photo, I was gifted the entire Sex & the City DVD set. This television series collection arrived in a lovely pink suede cover box and I was thrilled. Never being a steady TV viewer and having no time, inclination nor patience to routinely watch serial shows – I did not see this iconic and groundbreaking series on a regular basis when shown on HBO. I did catch a few segments, saw the movies and certainly read loads about it – always thinking it honest, marvelous and REALLY worthwhile entertainment. Anyway, as a blogger and soon to be published author + plans to be at least part time NYC resident soon – many gals in ,my life thought it about time Teréza came into the S&C club. Besides, I adore Sarah Jessica Parker and believe me when I tell you her and I REALLY have much in common. Those similarities will be fully detailed in my year end (2103) memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! For now, lets just say it is more than we both own multiple pairs of designers shoes.

Anyway, back to the Box Set S&C moi received as a birthday gift … at the end there are bonus discs and one it titled “Sex Essentials“. Well what was I to think – hmm … possibly a tutorial on that great pleasurable life activity, perhaps suggestions on hows and wheres to enjoy such delights or could it just be a synopsis of the multiple #@%* – got you thinking orgasms, right? No – none of those but instead a lovely retrospective on each of the four characters. The tonality was that each of the four ladies while sharing NYC and one another as friends, were distinctive and separate – very individual types. I say not – for me each was 1/4 of a whole. Yes indeed – we REAL women encompass  Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte AND [G-d willing] a hell of a lot of Samantha. If you follow me regularly or definitely if you know me personally, without a doubt you are thinking, “Teréza is going to explain this for sure!”. Your right – her goes ladies and gents who REALLY love us – my take on my four parted REAL self and others who like me want to REALLY have it all!

OK folks – lets begin with Miranda. I too study law …  hoping to finish soon and I can honestly say that I took to the tomes of jurisprudence like the proverbial “fish takes to water“.  Like Miranda I sit at the head of the meeting – in charge and never the lesser on account of my gender. Also similar is that I am not afraid to be successful – not timid nor fearful that my abilities in the board room will lessen my attractiveness in the bedroom. Fortunately for me and her (later in the series) the REALLY right man is my life partner … both my first husband from whom I was widowed in 2001 and my REALLY feminist second hubby [who you must all know by now legally took my last name/has our children do the same] who I married in 2003 never seemed threatened by  – in fact both promoted – my achievements and goals. I must firmly state that I have been particularly blessed and abundantly so with REALLY supportive men all my life. My dear Father, husbands, best and other guy friends, colleagues and advisers – all – each and every one of these men are amazingly supportive and even protective of my ambitions in life. Now don’t get me wrong – there have been a few misogynistic loser type males I have needed to put in their bottom dwelling place. Why surely most of you have by now read my mention of the male parts of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™  hubby and I suing, etc.. Now those are REAL schmucks – trust me about this and one of them is almost miniature in size – I mean height or maybe both his @#%* and height. Oh who knows – just that these are not REAL men – know what I mean?

Now onto dear sweet Charlotte. In fact I too have my REALLY preppy and conservative sides. I ride horses, play tennis in whites, golf, sail, fly fish and here is another big similarity –  my first dear hubby, David Colin was a WASP. Yes, he was so much so that I had my walk in closet in our home having one whole section filled with duck, horses and tasteful plaid attire. My dear husband who I married at the young age of 26 [he was almost 10 years older], converted to Judaism for me. His family embraced me and mine him. Fortunately my REALLY cultured parents and my in-laws. despite ethnic and religious differences, shared quite similar sensibilities – art, theater, travel and such. What else Charlotte and I have in common is my being a bit “prudish” – not within the realm of marriage but unlike the other ladies I and Charlotte never wanted the, shall we say “serial monogamy” life style. No – marriage was my choice … G-d I have been married almost all my adult life. Always say – admit readily that even though I do not think it would have been something I could have enjoyed, there never was the a REAL opportunity for the single gal bar pick up time in my life – never being REALLY single. I do not condemn nor judge badly other ladies who sought that venue … why not be open about wanting sex, if guys do it all the time? For me – neither sex looks REALLY happy bed hopping and so in that way I am very much like Charlotte. Besides she becomes a Jew near the end of the series  – so that too is a shared likeness between us. One more REALLY shocking to some who think they know me is sameness for her and I in that I am very domestic. Even though not always  a necessity – I can cook, bake and all the other homey stuff. I am a great caretaker type – family and friends know I am the one that will not be squeamish in my tasks should they need attention. Proud to say I am quite a maternal woman and I find that most women are too. By the way, even though not on a Martha Stewart level to be sure, I have been known to glitter a poster or two for the children and more REALLY crafty stuff. So there.

We have come to “hot time in the city” Samantha – who apparently she is mine and most of my gal pal’s husband’s favorite S&C lady. Wonder why? No I don’t actually. Now here I suggest what you readers might think counter intuitive for I just told you that I share a bit of “prudishness” with Charlotte. You are wrong my darlings because I am anything but that in my married life. One of the reasons I REALLY love being married is that my one and only and I are each others fantasy mate. Monogamy for me equals completeness and the safety to be all I can be to just one man – my husband. Nothing wrong with being full out Samantha sex obsessed with just the right guy – my husband, Chester M. Eliasz-Solomon is the lover I always dreamed of and he is my only fantasy. Like Samantha my mind drifts to us together when I hear just the right song, smell a certain scent or have a suggestive thought. I like to say that my parents raised a REALLY healthy woman and it is biblical [my old testament that is] intoned that within the sanctity of marriage, passion is to be a blessed by G-d event. Besides why would I deny myself one of the most exciting and earthly pleasures when the ring on my finger says I am entitled to full out love making with my hubby. Yes Samantha and I agree – it is my right to be a REALLY satisfied woman. It is on my terms and it is great to be sexual – after all nature made us that way. Right? Samantha and I are also career oriented  – along with not thinking a man is the answer to all things or the only way to happiness. Again you must be thinking that I state opposite ideals – no, no, no I tell you for if I had not found the REALLY right guys to marry, then a single life would have been an equally happy and fulfilling choice for me. See Samantha and I agree on many things – well just not that multiple partner stuff but multiple other things for sure.

Finally, my writing doppelganger Carrie Bradshaw. Oh my – she is REALLY me and I too married [as she does in the first S&C movie] Mr. Big.  Some similarities are almost too obvious to state – of course that will not stop me. We both write – her a column – me a blog and likewise, each of us got a REAL book deal – make that multiple book deals [there goes that word again]. We both REALLY love and wear REAL designer couture shoes and clothes – and we both REALLY, REALLY, REALLY have great friends. On the friends issue, I wrote a blog titled Goddess Crew™ [26 August 2012]. The reason hubby and I trademarked that phrase is because for years I called my most wonderful, spectacular, loyal girlfriends that and then a few years ago, one of my L.A. advisers suggested we trademark it before my book was published [after all we all knew The Miscreants™ are thievery types – trust me they are being sued, along with for other reasons, copyright infringement]. To me all REALLY good women are goddesses – taking care of others, working tirelessly for family, careers and bread winner task, along with so much more – I REALLY worship these types of women and hence think them goddesses. Like Carrie I think of my close female friends as soul mates – they are my always there people,  who know EVERYTHING and we love, support and guide one another. We defend each other against all enemies – no task of helping each other thought to be too large and always with REAL respect. There is nothing and I mean absolutely nothing that is out of the question for us of the Goddess Crew™ in relationship to staying the course of REAL friendship. Another blessing are the women who have come into my life unexpectedly – through groups, school, professional situations and from meeting through social media sites. That’s right – some of my dearest lady friends were gotten on account of a serendipitous meeting via Facebook and Twitter and such. I REALLY love women friends – just like Carrie – the ladies are my home base and I am thrilled to be theirs. Another blog post I wrote was Why All REAL Women Are Carrie Bradshaw!!! [10 October 2012] and this my dear readers says so much about how all REALLY good women are her. The scene that post references shows Carrie being “fashion road kill” and yes my much beloved and admired NYT columnist Frank Rich is in the audience when our darling falls down on the runway. An Oy Veh moment for sure but Carrie gets right back up and says,”When REAL people fall down, they get back up and [just] keep on walking.“. No better advise was ever given – not by me and not by Carrie Bradshaw!

So to conclude – I am REALLY proud to tell you that I have grown into a finely integrated 4 part woman. Each of us gals can and should be part of  an eclectic, hard to define and multi-faceted combined Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha and Carrie. Be one or be all these types of women but no matter to what extent you embrace their style – be your REAL self, no  matter what the rest of the world attempts to define you as being. You my darling ladies are each REALLY beautifully unique and I for one adore you!!!

P.S. In my year end memoir – my REALLY odd connection to the actress Kim Cattrell, who plays Samantha in the S&C series and movies will be shared. It is a REAL life OMG  situation – for now, it is titillating enough to inform you that she and I REALLY shared a venue – stay tuned for that juicy and interesting tidbit!!!

March 20, 2013

My Heterosexual Love Affair with REAL Women!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Sappho_and_Erinna_in_a_Garden_at_MytileneNow don’t get all excited my darling readers … no salacious or sexual escapades will be discussed in this particular blog post. Mainly because there are none to describe in relationship to myself and other women. This is not a Lesbian tutorial nor a dismissal of those who are – in fact, a few of my best friends are in same sex relationships and I worked tirelessly for/am thrilled that this nation is finally going to be a REALLY equal place for them to live and love.  No I am not gay but I REALLY do love women. But oh baby – betcha my title got many REALLY interested. Glad I caught your attention because I know you will enjoy the whys and hows of how I am in love – platonic of course  – with many, many REALLY fine women. For those of you who read my blog regularly or know me personally, then it comes as no surprise that I am blessed with the most amazing female companionship – REAL family and friends, colleagues and associates of the female gender who I adore and they me. I have even gleaned the benefits of women I now consider REAL friends via social media sites like Facebook and Twitter – women who have defended and protected me from slights or others evilness and have now become part of my life forever [G-d willing]. I am part of a club – that which is a gathering of REALLY worthy females and I am thrilled. Sit back and read carefully as I regale you with all the delicious  but never lecherous  details of my gal crushes – the famous and infamous among them.

Indulge me with a wee bit of divergent topic discussion here – still REALLY relevant to the idea being reviewed in this blog post however: One of the most ridiculous blogs I  have ever read is a Chicago gay guy’s diary which mostly includes who he sleeps with, what faux couture clothes he wears, what he is eating, how his cat behaves, how much he disdains his Mother’s lower middle class suburban lifestyle [which apparently includes and he hated shopping at Boscov’s] – all with the poseur “I” as primary genre. Rarely a political, sociological nor other than self word in his blog – in fact even when finally writing after 3 years about his dead sister, only how it affected him is detailed, despite the fact that he, his Mother and sister reaped nearly $195,000 each from a wrongful death suit after that poor (apparently nearly now) forgotten 20 year was killed.  My psychiatrist gal pal believes possible mental health issues [for which this person was indeed once hospitalized for as a teenager] are at play. Hmm … why bring that up here when the topic is my gal romances? Simple you see – I will never write such a narcissistic obvious neuroses laden diatribe in simple minded diarist form as the loser offspring of the woman who is my husband and my nemesis when what I claim to be describing is my caring for others. You know his kind – works as a waiter but insist on describing himself as a “writer” – despite never having a REAL book deal or any such prospect – relevant to my topic here in that this creepy guy also is constantly berating  and mocking those he has [gay] romantic affections towards.  So now with that off my mind … I do the opposite of Chicago legally disowned/disinherited, fatherless criminal vandal [oh my – how did that slew of hints come out of my lap top???] and champion my same sex crushes. Bet you dear readers thought my referencing The Miscreants™ was over – no, no, no but lawsuits beginning soon and law enforcement seem to be wrapping up investigations – now we will be sharing REAL news articles and such with you all – here and elsewhere. However thought a bit of comparative analysis is appropriate as one of the loathsome offspring of THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ is indeed gay – as my husband and I are huge supporters of the LGBT community, we are disgusted that an individual such as this self indulgent and REALLY delusional person could be thought to represent our gay brethren. Relevant here too is that the so called “friends” females of  THE REAL Evil Doers Club™  that this Chicago fellow is involved with  – these loathsome women really nothing more than cohorts in efforts against myself, my husband and our REAL family. These women by just about everyone aware of them determination are certainly not females worthy of admiration by any REALLY accomplished woman – they are the polar opposite  to the amazing women I love and am loved by. By observing these creatures, one can easily come to understand that not ALL of my gender are to be championed. Nothing genuine about such pretenders and definitely no core value to such women. But that is REALLY for times to come and trust me all will be made public – my REAL women friends will be by my side in triumph and victory then too.

Well now lets us get back to moi  – shall we? I am a flaming – some might say obsessed sexually with my REALLY sexy husband  – heterosexual female.  But you must understand that if I were a Lesbian – I would still be REALLY crazy about the women I will describe here – only I would be dating them with any luck. In previous blog posts like, The Goddess Crew™ [26 August 2012],  I shared my blessing of REAL lady friends – women near and far who are my constant support and glory. Like all young girls, there were for me many schoolmates, club friends, cousins and more to bond with in my youthful girlfriend style – the sleep overs and constant bestie types companions all through primary school years and even into college and graduate school. The friends that were bequested on account of a familial relationship equally important and into young adulthood and newly married status female compatriots always served as my stability. Lucky me to have guys as friends too but the girls and women who were there to cuddle, to commiserate, to run to my side – oh those sweet darling ladies of my life who still pick up the pieces when I break a little and I them – these are such a REALLY sweet refrain in my life. Intimate is the only way to define those relationships between us gals because many times it is just that – intimate and REALLY personal. Women will clean another if ill, help coif and dress without embarrassing, feed and administer care if their friend is ill and counsel during struggles. Again, I must be 100% truthful – I have men who have done the same for me but no more REALLY platonic intimate relationship can ever exist then that between two women who REALLY love one another. So yes my readers – I have real “crushes” on my gal pals – love, love, love my lady friends in so many ways and so very deeply – no equivocation about it – these are REAL love affairs in my very full and REALLY blessed life.

Now lets chat about my head over heels admiration and at times almost groupie like affection for the famed past and present who share my XX chromosomes.There are  writers, poets, historical figures, politicians  journalist, activist and others in my fondly held in my heart  repartee – so many women  to admire throughout history and into present day modernity. I fall madly in love and force everyone around me to listen about my respect and fondness for the women of the Bible, the leaders of nations that I enthusiastically read about like CleopatraCatherine the Great, Golda Meir, etc., etc.. In other posts I list each tome that capture my attention concerning these women. I fall into a trance while following life stories of famous, well known and those more obscure women who created and discovered so many contributions to this world. I have had a plethora of “Oh my” moments – wanting to know everything about these women and not to forget their names – all this and more has been a REAL love affair for me. Not all my gal crushes are long gone – there is our late Jacqueline Kennedy, Coretta King, Secretary and hopefully future U.S. President Hillary Clinton , our magnificent current First Lady, Michelle Obama, my feminist template Gloria Steinem and all the female members of the United States Supreme Court. Two of my Jewish “sisters” in the political world must be remembered too – Representatives Debbie Wasserman Schultz [like myself a breast cancer survivor] and the brave courageous Gabby Gifford – both women deeply connected to me and I do love them very much. Likewise, I fawn over artists and entertainers – some not main stream like Marina Abramovic and others quite popular like Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler and the like. I am especially fond of my equally litigious – sue the slanderous and defaming bastards similar to me, Catherine Zeta Jones … yes indeed, this beauty and her husbandman Michael Douglas are like myself and my husband – no such offense should go unchallenged is our shared philosophy with this star couple. Why even my JAP “sisterSarah Jessica Parker has me smitten … talented woman who struggled to become a Mother [like myself having achieved REAL pregnancy and now considering gestational carrier to grew our wonderful family] and NYC dweller are two things we soon will have in common. I admire and workout to Beyonce, Adele and the more Avant- garde Nora Jones. I can not live without hearing classical music performers , such as violinist Lindsey Sterling. Being a  fashionista  type and filling my closets with REAL couture has me adoring designers like Diane von Furstenberg [like myself – she is a REAL Jewish Princess] and Donna Karan , Stella McCartney – both also Jewish ladies [bet you did not know Linda McCartney was Jewish and therefore so is daughter Stella]. Not being huge TV viewers in our homes leaves me pining for the erudite news provider and commentator Rachel Maddow and her similarly astute female news types – including Andrea Mitchell who I had the pleasure of meeting many years ago. I can not leave out entrepreneurial types like Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg and Yahoo’s Marissa Mayer – so much in the news these days.  Being a life long athletic type and sports enthusiast I am also a huge fan of women like American ulta runner Diane Van Deren  – I have been a runner for almost 45 years now and she/others inspire me each day. There are my lady sports heroes that can not go without mention – recently retired basketball coach, Pat Summitt, among them. There are so many women who I adore … I respect and admire – far too many to list here.  Sadly, I also have my “if only we had met ladies” like dear lost too soon Nora Ephron, who I wrote about in my post, Losing Nora Ephron [27 June 2102] and others I will now never meet but always honor in memory. There are others that my heart and mind simply can not help but love – the young Malala Yousafzai who was shot in Pakistan for her blog and desire to be educated – now happily back to school and still a voice of power. Girls and women throughout history making a difference – bravely and sweetly changing the world – how could I not fall in love over and over again ?

Now here is my most recent creme de la creme moment concerning gal crushes. I have always adored, admired and respected the actress Ellen Barkin … I am a HUGE fan. I follow her on Twitter and am determined to have her at one of my book signings if she will honor me by accepting my invites – NYC of course – when my end 2013 memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! is published. Anyway, I retweet her often and last week sent her a message of affection and noting that I frequently ask myself what would EB do or say? OMG!!! She responded with wonderful and very caring advise. Obviously, I saved that – my newest talisman to take out when the times are tough. By the way,  I woke my family in those early a.m. hours excitedly saying “Ellen Barkin sent me a Twitter message!”. My dear husband and later that day, friends and colleagues were happy for me – as they should be because Ms. Barkin is a REALLY great lady – and I REALLY love her.

So I end this post with respect, affection and admiration for all the REALLY great broads of the world – past and present. Sending each my virtual xoxoxo and wishes for G-d’s blessings because maybe, as the song says, It’s A Man’s World but the lyrics also include “but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl !”!!!

February 16, 2013

A REALLY Good Foundation is Not Always About Just Spanx!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

SuccessfulWoman_BricksI REALLY love Spanx … in fact, I wore a predecessor product for years – even though I was never overweight, was always exercised toned and wore REALLY well designed couture clothes [I even have/wore pregnancy Spanx]. But my darling readers,  this post is obviously not actually about slimming undergarments – no indeed it is about REAL life foundation and how you, like myself, can overcome The Miscreants™, THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ and THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ types [yes I know – you missed my referencing the REALLY dishonest loathsome bottom dwellers – well they are back]. Let me be clear – here is not a limited personal diatribe on those delusional nemesis hubby and I have so successfully thwarted nor is it meant as a singularly topic referenced personal manifesto. Instead I want to explain and inform, as well as inspire other women [and men] on the how and the ways to take what such ridiculous poseurs present to you and turn it around – into REAL solid, amazing accomplishments and glory. REAL solid foundations in life are not made of weak materials but instead tempered and strengthened by stress, supported by mortar strong substance. There is no room for despair in your efforts to defeat those hell bent on your destruction … build it up before they tear it down is my instructive life motto when relating to the destroyer class. Without fail, the opposition to your quest have REALLY weak foundations – you only need “search” a little to discover their REALLY troubled and sullied base. Do not allow chthonic stresses from unresolved perceived and falsely manifested tensions to be an obstacle to building your REALLY wonderful life.

Before going into my rather admittedly self congratulatory tone detailing how I persevered and was triumphant over enemies, lie tellers and  thievish idiots, I must emphasize that while yes, I at times seem to be  singularly blessed with REAL fortitude, I was also the beneficiary of the most spectacular and might I venture at times unprecedented support from many REALLY good and loving people. In many of my other blog posts, I reference my REAL family, friends, colleagues, acquaintanceship and even almost strangers who have aided and guided me through the morass that others attempted to have thwart my journey. The African proverb,it takes a village to raise a child” I often relate as that for me … it REALLY took a village to protect me and have my REAL successes made possible. I am overwhelming grateful to everyone – the absolutely stunning support I received while dealing with The Miscreants™ is almost indescribable – and we all know moi is not usually at a loss for words. Forgive my religiosity but G-d was in the mix my darling readers … my [Jewish] faith and the knowledge that the L-rd would guide me through to the perfect place was paramount both in comfort and plan – for those of you ladies and gents not prone to that idea, then some faith in an intrinsic  power is required to overcome the terror of lesser persons. The Talmud teaches that despair is the ultimate self-indulgence, for does not only G-d define REAL ultimate defeat and to that teaching, I never allow others nor should you, the opportunity to force you be less than your rightfully given self; possibly this ideal of self actualization is exactly why we Jews,  despite the horror of our nemesis attempts to destroy us,  are still vital, successful and REALLY present on the world stage – surely a lesson for all REALLY worthy people. Every brick thrown by my enemies – every insult and threat made was met with fierce counter action and reaction by myself, my husband and  those supporting us.  I, my devoted husband, my REAL family, loyal friends and brilliant colleagues all worked tirelessly to prove REAL  truths and deny the nefarious hate filled envious accomplishments of the loathsome bottom dweller miscreants. When they threatened bogus contact to others with tales they thought salacious, we made that contact first – in other words, we informed with all REAL details those our enemies thought we feared. I want you to understand that it takes REAL courage and fortitude to forge ahead against those hell bent on destroying your life – you must be bold and accept/acknowledge your REAL history [the good and the bad]; by doing so and being blunt with the REAL facts, your opposing evil doer can never win for you are thus the arbiter of your own unique REAL life narrative.

My husband and I never let any slight by our sworn enemies go unchallenged – nothing was left without equal and strong address. The minimally educated members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ suggested and posted a remark that my husband and I were Pavlovian reactionaries … dear G-d, a real guffaw moment for my team – it is them and not at all us who were victims of such manipulation; for my husband, myself and our supporters it was merely a REAL concerted determinant pledge that no slight would be left unanswered and in such The Miscreants™ self deluded life fiction was quickly dispelled for all the world to see.  The REAL truth concerning Pavlov type scenarios in reference to my situation was that the loathsome creatures became almost fun to tweak into various actions [although that was not my original intent] … if I posted/wrote in a blog that they seemed friendless – they posted a mention of friends, if I wrote about my REAL travel experiences, they posted their one or two same budget travel pictures over and over again, if I mentioned their minimal formal education, they remarked about their “higher learning” qualifications, etc., etc. – all seriously pathetic on their part, as it was therefore them and never myself nor my husband who became victims of such “classical conditioning” syndrome. Hence it was these jesters that became their own REALLY bad public relations advocate – made themselves seem foolish and REALLY insignificant to others. The lesson here for you is that those posing as decent, accomplished or worthwhile are most times the least of those things – in fact, more often than not these types of pretenders delineate and defeat their actual REAL minimal accomplishments through their self interpreted farce. You all know the type … those pontificating about how they have what “really matters” – actually it is what we all have – family and friends but for the poseurs the REAL fact is that is all they have and even that blessing a faux status accounting, for if REAL then these idiot types would never need to promote that as their proof of stability.

Jurist prudence became our ally – we legally changed our last name [you are by now aware that with great effort and expense my husband took my last name of Solomon], we legally disowned/disinherited loathsome individuals, we worked with many attorneys, law enforcement, investigators, a publicist, etc. to make permanent our winning status. Energy is definitely required – all stones must be upturned when one is facing REAL evil. REAL success is that which is created against all odds – my heartfelt advise is to fight with dignity and consternation against each and every attempted attack on your well being. Do not coward in the face of those determined to hurt you by their own defeatist attitude … the jealously that promotes those who want you brought down is akin to stealing in that they will lie, cheat and work toward making their own insignificance obliterated by taking your grandeur away. If a evil doer thinks they can insult or shame you – beat them to that task – announce your REAL self in all its complexity and rest assure the nemesis will fear and retreat as their own history is most assuredly a sullied narrative of which they REALLY fear exposure. It never fails – those throwing stones, are the ones living in the most fragile of glass houses.When The Miscreants™ referenced things they thought were shameful to me – I wrote about those REAL facts, when they lied – I exposed them, when they threatened – myself and my husband contacted authorities, etc.. I have mentioned more than once that REAL lawsuits are being organized and even possible civil criminal charges being pursued against these horrible people – this was never necessary for if only they had melted into their marginal existence, no attempt from our more loftier place to deal with them would have ever been made … you see then, that evil brings REAL retribution and for myself and my husband that means using every legal means available to protect ourselves and our REAL family. The very issues THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ thought would undo us, actually caused others to rally to our side and promote our success … odd how tables turn when REAL goodness abides ones life as it has mine. Since childhood, many have titled me a sort of “lemonade gal” – you know I turn lemons into REALLY sweet nectar. Well my darling readers – never more than now in light of attempted wrong doing by the loser miscreants – they made me more popular and more accepted than ever before [not to mention my book publisher REALLY loving the controversy].

So my friends – in conclusion and as the photo here states … my REALLY educated directive is as follows: take every damn brick thrown at you and go build with dogged determination and willful glee your REALLY strong internal and external homes. Fear not your own REAL truth – know that without fail the enemies life story are always far worse for why else would their REAL unhappiness cause such fervent hatefulness toward you and yours. People who are REALLY worthy of G-d’s love and your time never pose as if  blessed – only those internally aware of their lesser status that fear your being better attempt such [photographic, etc.] false presentations … the old adage about “thou protest too much” holds valid here, as those you battle attempt faux establishment of their life status. You must have REAL allies but also REAL self awareness and the security that you rights are paramount and no other can define you unless allowed. Let the REAL joy that is your G-d given right break through the barriers your nemesis construct to bind you. Trust me that most folks will rally to your cause , as REALLY decent people see evil for what it is – that is when those without G-d’s grace and those without a REAL self determinant existence want to steal your peace and your REAL place in the universe. Now go get em … fight your battles and build your dreams without fear of the brick throwers!!!

P.S. My end 2013 memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! will be full of all the REAL details – nothing left unsaid or obfuscated. Stay tuned – gets more interesting each and every day. Sadly, the slights against my enemies that I profess to you dear readers, mostly go unnoticed by them and their kind because large multiple syllabic words are not of their purview – possibly one should gift them a convenient to use Thesaurus, lol!

Note: Here is yet another proven fact that my life has no degrees of separation … Spanx founder  Sara Blakely’s husband is part owner of NetJet – which hubby & I thought might be a REALLY good fit for our REAL private plane travel/who we had REAL conversations with about a future contract [yes another “poke” at The Miscreants™ who seem, as with so much else, obsessed with the fact that moi has access to private plane transportation – Oy Veh]!

January 30, 2013

Would a REAL Feminist Like Me Pose for Playboy … You Betcha!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Tereza_Fur_Facebook2A few years after my first husband passed away in spring 2001, I was meeting someone for dinner at Philadelphia’s  wonderful Capital Grille restaurant in Center City. When I arrived my dinner companion was chatting with a group of gorgeous ladies … introducing me, these gals were sweet and complimentary toward me. Off to dine in the perfectly lighted to look your best dining room – you see this fine restaurant smartly has designed lighting that is quite flattering. After a delicious meal, I went to use the ladies lavatory … OMG – not the same lighting there and I audibly began bemoaning the fact that my 40+ face looked very different than I was told I did in the dining room. At that point one of those very attractive ladies that my diner companion had previously introduced me to joined me at the mirror. Having heard my concerns, this gal assured me that I looked just fine and then asked in a very polite fashion my age. I never lie and so told her 48. Wow she said – then expressed admiration and an invitation. Yes – An invite to come dance at the famous REAL gentleman club in my fair city of brotherly love where she worked. “Thank you, Thank you, and Thank you!” I exclaimed. Why is my response worth noting you ask? The answer is that being REALLY multiple degreed – considering myself a seriously intellectual and well  read feminist would have precluded my being grateful at such a suggestion when I was in my 20’s or 30’s but then in my late 40’s – oh baby – such a nice offer. Of course, I did not desire nor need to take this generous offer seriously and I have no REAL dancing talent anyway. But still I will discuss and explain here why REAL liberation – REAL feminism means all choices for we women should be doable and equally acceptable … that is only if each is REALLY our own choice.

My erudition prone dear mother and I both joined N.O.W. at its inception – likewise, we mother and daughter team subscribed, read and gifted Ms. Magazine early on. In fact, my amazing mother used her so called maiden name as a middle name long before it was fashionable. My lineage of feminist thinking is solid – even my Bubbe was an atypical Jewish grandmother. Bessy Solomon was well read and REALLY smart … not necessarily as great a cook as other grandmothers but a force to be reckon with and admired. I have written in previous blog posts that my civil rights activist father, Abraham, was also a feminist – he thought no differently about my responsibilities nor opportunities as his only daughter, than he did for my two older brothers. By now my dear readers are aware of the fact that my second husband legally took my last name and have our children do the same and so for that and many other reasons, including his constant concern about women’s rights, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon is too a feminist and he has no problem being married to a REALLY strong and capable woman [this time, lol]. My best friend for over thirty years is a guy – my amazing “brother” Markie treats me as his complete equal and my many other male friends, colleagues and acquaintances treat me likewise – as an equal. One must ask if I am just lucky or do I just pick REALLY liberated men to be a part of my life or is it that I will not tolerate less than being treated equal? Answer probably a combination of all those factors. Still there have been times that one or more males have attempted to marginalize me – ignore and/or challenge has been my response … I have shared in other posts that I do not accept being the “damsel in distress” in meetings or anywhere else. My blog has also referenced more than once the many men who have been my heroes – rescuing and protecting me from REAL enemies – most recently from The Miscreants™.  Let me not be remiss here – women have also been my heroes and I theirs … gender not a prerequisite to REALLY supportive relationships. My being a feminist has not precluded dependency and need for help from men at certain times … more than can be enumerated here are the occasions when ,my husband, my best friend Mark Kronberger, my daily companion and driver Jim Baker, my male associates and colleagues have come to my defense – they have each unselfishly assisted and guided me. The difference between how my guys and those other women relate to far too often, is that those in my life never make me feel the lesser for their presence nor do I them. My male interactions are a sort of “right back at you” give and take in that I receive and I offer to/from these fine men the same in our codependency relationship status. The last few years have blessed me with a publicist, attorneys and quite recently writer/co-author Michael Charton – all guys who make my success possible while caring about me personally in a REALLY committed fashion. Far too many men to list – even acquaintances [some met through social media sites] that have meant so much to me and helped me in many ways. As it is with women in my life, these men have brought REAL comfort and joy to my daily existence. Truth be told – I experience absolutely no difference and no REAL gender gap between the ladies or the gentleman I have surrounding me. One must question whether that is on account of my own equality outlook or theirs – either way, it remains an informative aspect of my life that gender does not define my most important relationships. There is never any question as to the motivation of my male friends – I am VERY married and so there is never an issue as to the purity of my male friendships; you can easily understand that my own lifelong sense of dignity forsakes any male/female role confusion and that eliminates the possibility of faux or misunderstood intentions. Ladies – it is our job to make our position known – never let your own insecurity lead to a questionable friendship or work relationship with a man. I never feel objectified – not allowed in my life and no woman should accept less than a REALLY respectful and equal platonic bond with the men she includes in her world. Obviously, this also means we must all – men and women alike – fight the current and increasing misogynistic attitude/REAL war on women here in the United States and worldwide.

All right – now lets get back to Playboy Magazine possibilities. In my previous blog post I mentioned how my hair seemed to be developing its own meme on the internet … much chatter, especially from members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™.  Well now – that is not the first obsessed with me utterance from that group … a few years ago chubby legally disowned/disinherited Michigan nurse suggested my attractiveness [according to her friends on Facebook] was on account of all  “the work [I] had done”. Never bearing false witness – I immediately and happily responded by listing each and every medical, dental and cosmetic procedure I had, to date, completed. The requisite braces were 2x for me, breast lifted after in duct situ carcinoma surgery, a wee bit of knee [which were a little chunky from life long sports and running activity] and buttocks liposuction and then (most recent at that point) facial Thermage. I assured the Michigan idiot that more would be done ASAP and I would forward details and photos. Now let me assure you that REALLY good nutrition, no drugs, minimal alcohol, constant exercise, attention to skin, oral health, etc. + meditation and prayer all contribute to my internal and external well being and appearance. This is related to a potential magazine pictorial because after all I have been through, if after my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! is published, any REALLY classy periodical deems me a lady they want to appropriately and respectively include in their pages – I say YES! I must qualify that affirmative by saying there are still post pregnancy multiple must dos on face and body that will come first on my agenda – then we can take tasteful and hubby approved photos for Playboy and such!!!

BikiniTerezaP.S. Seen here is a REAL travel photo of moi … swimming in the Mediterranean Sea Resort near Tel Aviv Israel. I know – quite distant but all dear hubby will allow me to share at this point. I am working on convincing my darling that a close-up body photo of me is perfectly acceptable. Stay tuned – much “more” to come!!!

January 26, 2013

Hair ♀ Sperm ♂ Quotient … Why Both REALLY Matter

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

SomethingAboutTCameron Diaz demonstrates well in the movie  Something About Mary that hair♀ and ♂ sperm can be comically combined … in my own life apparently my nemesis are much concerned with both of these body parts. I know – my life is unique and I REALLY love it. You see there has been quite a bit of internet chatter in reference to my hair ♀ and my hubby’s ♂ sperm from The Miscreants™ ” and THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ and who my attorneys/law enforcement suspect are their cohorts; even in Court my hubby’s REALLY unattractive ex-wife made an issue out of my darling’s REALLY virile ♂ sperm by having him questioned as to how he got moi – his 50+ year old wife pregnant. By the way, my Court  buddies tell me hubby proudly displayed two thumbs up when questioned about my miraculous gestation status. Of course, we had marvelous technology and the most amazing fertility specialist assist us in achieving the goal of REAL parenthood so late in life – my blog, The Feminist Fertility Toolbox™ post of 31 July 2012 details and gives solid advice on the how-to for others wanting to do the same. Anyway, back to the obsession with my REALLY well coiffed hair ♀ and my husband’s super ♂ sperm – the envious bottom dwellers have gone nearly mad trying to figure out how I look so damn good and got pregnant at my age … luck, brains, determination and unlike them, REALLY good genes is probably at least part of the answer. Speaking of genetics – I REALLY hope evilness and stupidity is not easily inherited by grandchildren –  bad enough most [adult] offspring of The Miscreants™ seem equally low status as their parents, G-d forbid their grandchildren are as well … I personally find the multi-generational breeding of bottom dwellers to be quite frightening. Oh well, what can one say – maybe not all bad qualities get passed down through the generations … one can only hope and besides the other half of the genetic mix might just overcome the loathsome qualities The Miscreants™ could pass on to a grandchild/great-grandchild. The REAL fact is that unlike members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ neither myself nor my husband wish ill on others … unlike our enemies who put my babies in jeopardy with a *“evil eye”, we do not do likewise with their innocent unborn grandchild, as only G-d can be the final determinant of destiny and justice. The lack of hubris and innate awareness as to the L-rd’s universal oversight when one wishes ill on another is stunning in these middle of the middle bottom dwellers – call it ironic or justice or happenstance but more often than not,  life teaches harsh lessons to those determined to unjustly harm others. For now it is enough comfort for me that REALLY good people – like so many in my life – raise wonderful children and amazing grandchildren to brighten this world and make my daily existence full of joy.  I digress, for here the topic I want to explore is what quotients of all sorts mean and how you, like me, can benefit from such configurations. A bit of math and a lot of intuition is involved – trust me, you will REALLY enjoy reading my take on this topic my darling readers.

The term quotient is usually about math formulas – derivatives of two factors that then influence or determine a third. Everyone has heard of I.Q. [Intelligence Quotients] and I wrote about Pregnancy Klout in my blog post of 24 July 2012 – Klout is the quotient that those of us famous or infamous have as a determinant accounting of popularity and hence marketability [mine has been consistently high – shows you that all press – even lies and misrepresentations by members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” REALLY does $‘$ pay off when you are REALLY worthwhile like myself and my husband]. Other quotient status include Social I.Q. – how well one handles public interaction and personal relationships and there are many more types and venues that involve a comparative of factors that will result in the end result or applicable quotient derivative. Somehow my hair ♀ has gotten its very own quotient … my darling full time hairdresser and others I use when traveling equal mention on social media sites. Wow – great right? Truth be told, I like many ♀ women, have decided that only professional hair care makes one look REALLY well turned out on a daily basis. By now you know that a few of the female♀ miscreant types live in Michigan – I know they have hairdressers there because I went to a few and hubby’s home henna rinsed looking ex-wife lives in Pennsylvania – which for the most part [until mid 2013] has been my majority residence and thus I REALLY am sure there are hairdressers in that state. Why the hell these loser chicks ♀ do not take advantage of such services that they so obviously need is REALLY beyond my comprehension – even more confusing is why the concern with my hair ♀. Oh wait, sorry – the answer is pure and simple – they are nearly sick with envy about my appearance [which I work diligently on each and every day through exercise, nutrition, beauty/health treatments]; the female ♀ miscreants are so full of jealously as to deny any other ♀ woman’s REAL attractiveness, whereas as I am humble and admiring of other women ♀ who like myself REALLY take care of themselves and those with simple intrinsic beauty. I am not normally this vicious about other ♀ women – in fact I see beauty in most but damn it – these creepy chicks ♀ are so REALLY unattractive, and even the one who gives it a try mostly appears manic in Facebook photos, that one can not help but comment on their true ugliness. Just a side note – someone showed me, hubby and friends one of the Michigan miscreant holiday Facebook profile pictures – ALL in the room said OMG – she is so trying to imitate me [her half turned profile pose is almost exactly as my last blog post “Chat with Tereza” photo (until a few days ago, seen here) and her newly styled  hair, although not as well coiffed as my own, similar in style and even her cheap makeup appears to mimic my own obviously more expensive cosmetics]. What is it they say about imitation being a form of flattery – thinking this (M.W.) Michigan ♀ chick is just unstable and just a wee bit fixated on me.  Sad really – don’t you agree – that my very existence has invoked such obvious angst and frustration among the lesser types. Oh well – so be it. Yes I admit to not being without sin here in that I have been known to do a great imitation of hubby’s buck teeth, long nosed, low class speaking, nasal voiced/snorting [I swear – even my hubby’s family law attorney heard this bitch snort] ex-wife … I have been asked by and made a promise to  my gal ♀ pals that during our August 2013 REAL luxury cruise for my Goddess Crew™ [to celebrate ALL the gals ♀ in my life and promote my end 2013 memoir book/movie deal] I would do — 10 minutes routine of THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™  before the professional entertainment takes the stage for our final evening at sea banquet. One of my favorite audiences is at the Court where my husband’s ex-wife of nearly 20 years kept lying and attempting to get “child” support not REALLY owed her for adult offspring – my supportive friends there REALLY seem to love it when I do my hubby’s ex-wife mockery. Seriously, when I first met the ex-wife, I thought “How the hell could someone as attractive – both inside and outside – as my husband ever be married to this person?” … others seeing, hearing and knowing her have expressed exactly the same sentiment [including but not limited to her new found chubby Michigan nurse buddy].

Tereza Jan 2013Lets talk about hair shall we? My own nutritionist and other professionals writings suggest that mental health illness, along with physical maladies can manifest as a presentation in “bad” looking hair … hair that is REALLY unhealthy in appearance and I have to say [have seen many photos as REAL proof] that all three of the female 50+ adult members [yes there are junior versions as well] of The Miscreants™ ” have very straw like, unnatural kinky for Caucasians, rough looking hair. Hmm – just saying. Now I readily admit that personally I have zero hair styling talent and thankfully professionals have always been available to make me look good but still there have been a few times in my life where even my limited self styling abilities had moi looking much healthier in the hair department than loser miscreant chicks no matter a now and again visit to a salon they might have indulged in somewhere in their middle of middle neighborhoods. All my professional hairdressers and my dermatologist tell me that I have been blessed with genetically REALLY good hair … hubby and I have speculated for some time that poor DNA might be at the core of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” maladies, physical lack of attractiveness and mental problems but who knows, it could be environmental or something else that will be made transparent in upcoming civil and possible criminal litigation situations we are REALLY pursuing against them. I admit to being blessed – having at one time and now planning the same soon, a professional hairdresser actually stop by my home almost daily and always prior to special events … the last nine years it was almost daily visits to my dear goddess friend’s salon for styling, color, conditioning, trims, etc.. Even when traveling I arrange in advance for professional hair stylist but this post is not about my advantages – all of which I am grateful for – it is instead about the total insanity that the jealous envy of my nemesis has perpetrated on social media concerning my hair ♀ … mocking that I REALLY do have a professional hairdresser at all times and even suggesting I wear a wig [which I do not]. Oddly, my own Philadelphia suburban hairdresser has long time clients who are not fashionista or well off or have book contracts like myself … in other words only the loser miscreant females seem to think it an oddity that one frequents a  hair salon or has a consistent hairdresser in ones life. Oh well, you darling readers will see for yourself when trial photos and my book pictures are available … although my own attorneys think The Miscreants™ ” women will be advised to “spruce up” by their lawyers in advance, lol. Oh yes, one more thing – the NYC trichologist [medical hair & scalp specialist] I have seen a few times advises that cheap cocktails and beer guzzling is not good for skin and hair … hint to women ♀ of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” and their young daughters [yep – them too – I have seen REAL photos of these junior miscreants gals ♀ throwing back/consuming lots of  booze and of course THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ own daughter was sanctioned at Drexel University for drunkenness of which I am in possession of records I subpoenaed on that and other matters].

All right – now we will discuss the other quotient topic at hand [no pun intended] – that is my hubby’s REALLY attractive and REALLY virile ♂ sperm. I am serious … the lab that did our fertility testing determined that my man’s swimmers were very healthy, vibrant, had great motility and were REALLY [at least now – hint – more in my book] genetically sound. You see on account of our ages [hubby in 50’s but 5 years my junior] and because we suffered a tragic miscarriage when first married in 2003, we and my doctors decided both my ♀ eggs [which thank G-d I was still able to produce with medication assistance] and my husband’s ♂ spermatozoa should be tested prior to IVF/IVM procedures. Even the medical professionals were impressed … we two are blessed with REALLY excellent genetic health even at this stage of our life. Ok – back to my darling lover boy’s ♂ sperm and the glory of my being able to finally give him the children he always desired and deserved. Expensive, time consuming and often uncomfortable – but we two were determined to have children; I will detail all REAL scenarios and facts in my end 2013 memoir but suffice it to say here that nothing and no one was going to stop our quest for a family. I will share that my husband considers our children his ONLY offspring and he has made it a REAL legal permanent fact that they are his ONLY REAL children – anything else was a youthful error is how he explains it and he thanks G-d the legal system provided a venue to make it a REAL fact [legal disowning, 100% legal disinheritance and legal name changing, et al.] that those children born to our marriage are his ONLY children. Never mind that for many reasons and at many times he actually has doubted that his ex-wife’s three children were his biological offspring – no matter because now, thanks to our/our attorneys efforts, the law says they are now and never again can ever be named as the children of my husband. I know my readers will be very interested in that part of my book – much to learn for many. On a funnier note, I got a call last year on my  iphone that began with “Hello, is this Tereza? We are calling about your husband’s ♂ sperm.” – Well of course I responded with my usual quick humor “Why, what has it done now?”; it was actually the medical facility where we stored hubby’s “item” in case we wanted to fertilize more eggs [we actually still have more already frozen fertilized eggs for which we are now considering a gestational carrier to help us add to (my personally carried/gestated) our twin sons as siblings].

For now – my considerably attractive ♀ hair and my hubby’s great ♂ sperm are safe and REALLY content – looking forward to a REALLY blessed and happy life. I think you will want to keep reading my and my husband’s blogs because our story continues to get more and more interesting. Thankfully, our REALLY inspired life is never detoured by the cacophony of ridiculous and hateful rhetoric and so hubby and I – as always – are moving forward in our productivity. By the way, I hope you all enjoy my various hair styles … obviously not the most important thing in life but it is still nice to be REALLY well coiffed and it is definitely a plus to have REALLY active ♂ sperm at our REALLY nice  homes. In my memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! I will include some of my own REAL hair photos and possibly a few of The Miscreants™ female REALLY unattractive hair photos as well … you my darling readers can be the judge but for now I will continue to REALLY love my hairdressers. Stay tuned – thinking hubby and my combined hair and sperm quotient might just get its own popularized meme soon!!!

*Note: While this, like some of the others I have written, blog post is meant to be somewhat humorous and yet still informative … do not think the idea of REALLY evil people, who my husband nor I ever harmed or even cared about, attempting to harm us – defame, threaten and harass us – is not a serious matter. As you my dear readers know we are pursuing multiple REAL lawsuits against The Miscreants™ and law enforcement is REALLY actively investigating possible civil criminal charges against them. As a Jew, I believe that the idea of what we call a Kineahora (“evil eye”) was issued against my babies by these devils [other cultures have similar attitudes and terms for such disgusting acts], which is not to be considered trivial … the REAL fact is that such loathsome tonality about my pregnancies and children could have manifested into REAL harm – more REAL details in my book. For now G-d and the legal system will deal with my enemies!

January 12, 2013

REALLY Worthy Narcissism versus REALLY Jealous Types

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.  – Gore Vidal*

4TwitterHmmm, what can one say about those who readily brand others – persons more achieved, braver, more attractive, stronger, energetic, et al. than themselves as narcissistic.  Well now – psychologist suggest that is on account of their own insecurity, envy and delusional jealously and I can assure my dear readers that all those possibilities are correct. You see it is a well proven fact – detailed in psychiatric and sociology tomes – that the lesser and most dangerous among us are apt to deny REALITY of others who they fear, are inferior to and simply can not comprehend as their own life experiences are so marginalized and limited. At the very core of those who define others as narcissistic is a vulgar attitude and violent precept that is REALLY only a primal sense of their own inadequacies. Yes, my darlings – we are definitely discussing The Miscreants™ I write about so often. It has been brought to my attention that the miscreants of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ are still in the realm of their self perpetrated fantasy life … thinking others like me, my husband, REAL friends, family and colleagues, as well as many of you, who are REALLY living life to the fullest and achieving much are somehow narcissistic. Let us examine these phenomena and finally put to rest the bottom dwellers diatribe that they use to assuage their multiple deficiencies and REAL insecurities. Without any doubt – those hell bent on obfuscating our REAL achievements are not to be tolerated for they will deter your success in order to feel better about their own life failures. Unlike you and me, envious individuals can not tolerate even the smallest REAL accomplishment of others – no matter if it is a humble undertaking or a grand public occurrences … and yet, they somehow believe their own now and again minimal life effort should be championed. I ask that you read my words carefully – this is a REALLY important life affirming blog post that I sincerely believe can guide others toward my own “overcoming all obstacles” life story that ones jealous enemies often set out to destroy … I am always victorious against the loathsome types and I know that all REALLY worthy individuals can be too. There will be no retreat from myself, my husband or those supporting us – unless and until The Miscreants™ 100% cease and desist or are incarcerated or made bankrupt by the lawsuits we shall surely win against them – I will continue to address their rants; I want all my followers to know REAL goodness always prevails against those unworthy of G-d’s grace. Since I began writing about this topic many of you have shared with me your own story of dealing with evil persons similar to those I write about from my life – I am honored that you confided in me and REALLY feel that my strength can help each of you overcome your own miscreant types.  This post is meant as a follow-up accessory to that I shared on 16 August 2012, titled Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Misanthropes and Miscreants in [MY] Everyday Life!.

We have all seen babies cover their eyes pretending something does not exist just because they can not see it; in fact empirical studies show us that infants really believe an object is no longer real if they can not feel or see it personally. Wow – easy analogy right? My own nemesis can not possibly comprehend having, as my husband and I do, a widely read blog, REAL book deals, owning trademarks/patents, the miracle of my IVM babies late in life, our lovely old and soon new amazing homeS, unique exotic luxury trips, opportunities for private plane travel, etc. – all that hubby and I have and are REALLY being blessed with – so of course, they deny our reality. Get it? Neither can my nemesis fully comprehend that which is not material in nature – the beauty and joy of REAL sacred (till death do us part) love my husband and I share and the life changing friendships with the most spectacular people that we have been given a chance to experience in our life. Being REALLY productive – always working toward new and interesting goals as my husband and I do each day is somehow daunting to our nemesis – truly they seem to find such goal oriented living incomprehensible. They never have any REAL glory or REAL success or REAL worthy experiences and so like the infant they deny those things even exist.  Pity the fools for being so ignorant of REAL facts – as I have referenced often in previous posts, mine is not a perfect life nor one without fault but even the mistakes have led to glorious circumstances and REAL blessings and in that REAL truth is the magnificence of my REAL world; whereas, the delusional bottom dwellers I/my husband have been forced to deal with are total failures in life mostly on account of their REAL denial of their own reality. It also must be mentioned that mere projection – in other words, the REAL narcissistic personality disorders of accusers – is usually apparent in these troubling situations. Those of you who follow me or know me personally are quite aware of the faux posturing that The Miscreants present with repeated budget travel photos, posed bad taste attire, pressed wood type and Disney home décor, fake college degrees [like the non existence Bachelor and Masters Degree hubby’s ex-wife, THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ claimed to have on her daughter’s Drexel University application] or if legitimate, then from minimally acceptable school degrees and so many other nearly insane attempts to present themselves as REALLY achieved, when in fact they are anything but accomplished individuals. Now seriously – who is to be diagnosed as possibly being mentally unstable … easy to surmise – it is those obsessed with me and others like me who have REALLY managed to reach great heights. The bottom line is types like The Miscreants™ can only feel good about themselves by denying others REAL greatness – sadly this common emotional and mental malady is far too frequently displayed among our fellow humans. Happily there are many others who champion REAL achievements – those that encourage we who seek more and more in life and many who, like so many in my life, support us and help thwart all enemies as we strife toward loftier goals.

My own nemesis seem to be so mentally unwell as to suggest REAL documents are faked … they suggest legal and commemorative items my blog has presented in photos were otherwise. My oh my – either [probably the case] they nor anyone they know has ever received REAL awards, letters from important people and such or they are REALLY as ignorant as they appear by denying documented proof as reality. I know what you must be thinking – these idiots deny what their own eyes are seeing – how could that be? Well dear readers it is true – my enemies are so self loathing as to not believe others, like I are the opposite and have thus created a life like mine where special groups and people acknowledge my worth. My enemies even seem bewildered and not understanding of the true wonderfulness of my nearly 4000 Facebook and Twitter friends that gladden my heart, expand my horizons and even defend me against The Miscreants™. Complicated and yet simple in that those who are not REALLY happy can only feel comfortable by denying that others like me and you are content – many psychological analysis reflect the deep serious nature and resulting damage poor intellectual reasoning like those of The Miscreants™ can create for society. In previous blog posts I reference and discuss the legal aspects of  “shedding a false lighton someone – also detailed in other posts are the lawsuits and possible civil criminal charges we are pursuing against The Miscreants™ because they have threatened, lied, libeled, slandered, harassed, defamed and misrepresented facts about myself and my husband; my Jewish faith demands [Old Testament law] retribution and punishment for crimes of slander and libel … no surprise that current civil laws mimic those of religious moral codes and dictates. The entire world needs to address and take as seriously as myself and my husband do the hateful acts of those, like our enemies, that attempt to demean and deny REAL truth. For a person of unimportant status – with no REAL faith in G-d to attempt diminishing of others that are gifted, determined, blessed and decent is a true affront to the universe as their disgusting efforts portray a lack of humanity that defiles the very nature of existence. Almost like a “black hole” in space The Miscreants™ try to swallow the REAL goodness that others perpetrate through REALLY good deeds –  these evil types must never be ignored nor allowed to act on their nefarious goals … thank G-d the justice system has created legal venues to right the wrongs of such pathological beings.

Another sociological and psychological aspect to be considered is the adage my own very erudite and wise Mother voiced – that is “those who so easily accuse others of cheating, telling lies, theft, etc. are those that are REALLY guilty of cheating, telling lies, theft, etc.” … yes, more than not, it is proven that the accuser is actualizing their own character – sort of self tattle telling by describing another to be exactly as they REALLY are themselves. Trust me – my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! will give full attention [in a Chapter or two] of REAL documented facts that prove The Miscreants™ guilty of exactly all the things and much more that they have falsely stated about myself and my husband and other REALLY good people. Tragic that these bottom dwellers were raised so poorly as to indulge in concentrated formats against those of us striving to do REALLY important things with our life – my parents and I with all the children in my life insist on an appreciation of those achieved and accomplished … an admiration that is not false idol worship but instead realistic acceptance that some are indeed special and that is what everyone can gleam from in some positive way. In the end, I have grown from my unfortunate exposure to my self- loathing enemies and I and others in my REALLY blessed life have learned in detail that which is so egregious in these evil types as to be avoided at all costs. Admittedly, those on my “team” are constantly shocked at just how jealous and delusional miscreants of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ can REALLY be … stay tune dear readers because my REALLY wonderful best is yet to come!!!

*Oh baby – I have photographic REAL proof … not to be narcissistic but I REALLY am much better looking than females of The Miscreant™ group!!!

[Hoping to see you all in person at my end 2013 book signings & movie premiere asap]

P.S. May I suggest reading William J.Mann’s recent biography Hello, Gorgeous –Becoming Barbra Streisand … a REALLY inspiring biography about my beautiful and talented Jewish “sister” that brilliantly details how she overcame the naysayer verbiage by always knowing intrinsically her own REAL worth and the way Streisand never allowed the lesser types – like The Miscreants™ – deter her from fulfilling her destiny nor enjoying her life!

F.Y.I.: This is for chubby Michigan [legally disowned/disinherited] nurse … when one refers to a city on the right side of the United States, it is a East Coast city or Eastern Seaboard of United Stares city; whereas, the term you used “eastern city” refers to a place in The East – that being where I am sure you NEVER traveled to/that is in Eastern Hemisphere [Asia, China, India, et al.]. Dear G-d how frightening to think that you as a nurse might equally misunderstand physicians directions … now that is REALLY scary stuff!!!

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