Archive for ‘Entertainment/Arts’

April 26, 2013

Art as Sports Metaphor or Vice Versa

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

One must always be careful
not to let one’s work be covered with moss.”

Marc Chagall

Art as sportsOne need have eyes to see, heart and soul to feel and an intelligent, open mind to comprehend – this is what I believe both art and sports demand of we the viewer, participant and consumer. Oh my, it has been a few week of horrors here in the United States and in many parts of the world this April 2013 and yet I found bliss in reading articles and attending – making plans and arrangements for coming exhibitions – art venues. Equally comforting was sports – reading about, viewing and definitely in the doing. As this Marc Chagall quotes suggest, we humans must not let the moss cover our work – be that which we create or do each day. Constant vigilance to not becoming complacent must rule the day in the face of all that confronts us and so with both art and sports there lies the chance to play in the game of life. The ancient Greeks produced many works of art that depict sports as a glorified life activity – surely that is a telling instruct that both disciplines elevate the human existence.

I was raised in a very eclectic family … busy, busy, busy bees were we – no  possibilities nor opportunities left to chance. As some of my other blog post explain no matter whether talented or championed in an activity, there was still value in the attempts and enjoyment in pursuit. So too with art and sports – guided toward giving all a try and to never deny ourselves the pleasure just because the struggle might be daunting. As such, I have and insist my children do as well, take full advantage of venues that allow participation and viewing in both the artistic and athletic worlds. In our REAL family and among many friends, careers in the arts have developed. I was fortunate to grow up – have as my best girl friends two sisters, more family in fact, that were talented artist … I was often the younger ones muse and proudly still display in my homes the works that I modeled for as her youthful accomplice. There are cousins who work in the fields of art and many friends who do likewise. Visiting museums all over the world has been one of my life pleasures and my husband and I subscribe to and attend both Sotheby’s and Christie’s auctions regularly. Why list all this for you my dear readers?  My reason is to suggest that like much in life, art is as sports – one needs to receive the pass to enjoy the pitch. Wow – a metaphoric directive indeed but only that which I truly believe important.

Growing up in Philadelphia allowed me to wonder the halls of many museums. In  fact, my previously mentioned young best gal pal and I as young teens made art museums our regular haunts – often we would wonder the floors of well known establishments, like the Philadelphia Art Museum and less famous, smaller off the beaten path places. I fondly remember our pretending to be that or another grand lady or fictional character in accordance with the art displayed and years later this same friend and I spent time in Switzerland and France going museum to museum large and small. A poignant aside is that in our early 20’s it was at this lifelong friend’s Painted Bride Philadelphia Art Show that I met my first [late] husband and of course, both she and her dear now deceased older sister were my bridesmaids less than one year later. My precious friend – a REAL artist who graduated University with Art Degrees and myself, with no such talents, equaled in enjoyment these shared art oriented activities. I believe my being able to do so was on account of being open to receiving that presented. How much of life can be defined by just such a sports metaphor – I think a great deal of what we humans define as missed or denied, is only those things we were not readied for or willing to accept as possibilities in our life. Far too often we hear people say, “Oh I am not good at that!” or  “That is just not for me!” – sad really as that then suggest the purview of much is only for the few.

Thrilling in my life is having the opportunity to go to many art events – well known and obscure, peruse catalogs and shops for purchases. Just as wonderful is going to a sports event – not always understanding either the game nor creation has ever caused a detour from my wanting to be there. No indeed, I feel a rightful place among those more skilled or learned. All should have the same confidence that expertise not a requirement for attendance at any event or occasion. Of course, pretense is not needed either – only simple awareness that all created is open to each of us, as long as respect is observed. I got the idea for this post when reading about and planning to visit exhibits of whom I consider a “life environment” artist, James Turrell. My husband and I hoping one day to have one of his light installation pieces in one of our homes, I decided to set out a plan for us to see one of his soon to be three museum shows. In my research I found him saying that which I always believed true, “Art is a completed pass. You don’t just throw it out into the world – someone has to catch it.“. Thrilling to me how exacting that statement is and not only for art or sports but for every single aspect of REAL living. In my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! so much of what I hope to have my readers learn is that I REALLY knew how to catch those life opportunities – the passes thrown my way and how others can and should too!

Note: As I am sure my followers/readers have noticed by now, I use REAL and REALLY frequently in my post … that is, of course, deliberate and meant to be a pointed reference – one might say a hint aimed at those I reference so often as my husband and my nemesis. All will be clear in my book and accompanying interviews but for now, please know it is not without REAL reason that I denote much that way!!!

April 17, 2013

Israel @65

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Israel_65A celebration of the birthing a nation – modern day Israel is celebrating 65 miraculous, amazing and gloried years. 2013 or 5773 (Hebrew) denotes a prospering and ever more world important Middle East country … no longer simply the homeland of my Jewish people, Israel is a tech center, arts venue, education mecca and vacation destination for all people. All who visit come away astonished at the level of sophistication that Israel presents – magnificent is the only apt description of this tiny and strong willed country. No one should think it naive when I state Israel strong now and forever … it is determined by G-d and assured by men and women who will not let Israel go asunder – we, the Jewish people of this world and those who support us will NEVER let Israel vanish from this world. You must visit – you too – no matter faith or national origin, will come way awe struck and in love with my proud ancestral homeland.

Without the obvious considerations – the facts of Israel being the homeland for my religion and ancestral heritage of Judaism – one must marvel at the social and economic growth of this REAL democracy during its short 65 year existence. Israel is not singularly a place for nor of one particular culture – yes, it is our Jewish homeland but many faiths, ethnicity and national origin people live and prosper there. Israel is a true international place … the business and financial aspects are multi national and welcoming. Scientific research, technological development  and academic scholarship nearly unprecedented. Education always foremost in Jewish life, is a mainstay of everyday life in Israel … no matter the surrounding stresses, the population adheres to high education standards and this, along with research and development in areas of science has produced unequaled major medical and world changing/life saving break through treatments. Stunning is the only superlative that correctly denotes the absolute abundance of progress in this small and most days besieged nation – where else and when else in history has such evidence of G-d’s REAL blessings been demonstrated. A miracle?  – perhaps but also a fierce and directed sense of righteous  placement and intrinsic knowing that this is as it should be allows for such accomplishments.

I love the idea of eclecticism – many of my blog posts have referenced my own family and individual life as being just that. Not surprising to me that Israel is that too – a multiple faceted and many disciplined nation. Art, fashion, science, technology, ecology, education, medicine,  religion,  travel,  music,  agriculture,  food,  entertainment,  textiles, architecture,  politics,  charity,  international involvement,   etc.,  etc.,  etc.  –  exhausting and dizzying but REAL and true as a description of all Israel does and offers. I am aware of sounding prideful – why not I ask – for is not this a place to boast of? The issue more important to discuss is why all REALLY good people do not see this as a blessed template from which all nations can learn – glean lessons? Israel should be studied and mimicked – for if we/they can survive and rally to such accomplished heights despite surrounded by sworn enemies, then why not others? Herein lies one of my constant refrains – if you read me regularly or know me personally, then you are aware of my personal gloried story of rallying and overcoming much – my thwarting of naysayers and defeating of nemesis only to REALLY have it all. Yet I, as Israel, remain vigilant and humble – always acknowledging those that assisted and made possible achievements from which I benefit greatly. Israel owes great debt to the United States but it is a mutually benefactor relationship and no one need think that anything less than synopsis between the two rules the day.

In my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! I will share some of my 14 trips to Israel details – my plans to have a property there some day and why I was born on account of Israel being too. For now I say, HAPPY & BLESSED Birthday Israel … I REALLY LOVE YOU!!!

April 13, 2013

Sex Essentials or How I am REALLY Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte AND Samantha!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

SATCJust this past 5 March 2013 – on my 59th birthday, along with other lovely surprises seen here in this photo, I was gifted the entire Sex & the City DVD set. This television series collection arrived in a lovely pink suede cover box and I was thrilled. Never being a steady TV viewer and having no time, inclination nor patience to routinely watch serial shows – I did not see this iconic and groundbreaking series on a regular basis when shown on HBO. I did catch a few segments, saw the movies and certainly read loads about it – always thinking it honest, marvelous and REALLY worthwhile entertainment. Anyway, as a blogger and soon to be published author + plans to be at least part time NYC resident soon – many gals in ,my life thought it about time Teréza came into the S&C club. Besides, I adore Sarah Jessica Parker and believe me when I tell you her and I REALLY have much in common. Those similarities will be fully detailed in my year end (2103) memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! For now, lets just say it is more than we both own multiple pairs of designers shoes.

Anyway, back to the Box Set S&C moi received as a birthday gift … at the end there are bonus discs and one it titled “Sex Essentials“. Well what was I to think – hmm … possibly a tutorial on that great pleasurable life activity, perhaps suggestions on hows and wheres to enjoy such delights or could it just be a synopsis of the multiple #@%* – got you thinking orgasms, right? No – none of those but instead a lovely retrospective on each of the four characters. The tonality was that each of the four ladies while sharing NYC and one another as friends, were distinctive and separate – very individual types. I say not – for me each was 1/4 of a whole. Yes indeed – we REAL women encompass  Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte AND [G-d willing] a hell of a lot of Samantha. If you follow me regularly or definitely if you know me personally, without a doubt you are thinking, “Teréza is going to explain this for sure!”. Your right – her goes ladies and gents who REALLY love us – my take on my four parted REAL self and others who like me want to REALLY have it all!

OK folks – lets begin with Miranda. I too study law …  hoping to finish soon and I can honestly say that I took to the tomes of jurisprudence like the proverbial “fish takes to water“.  Like Miranda I sit at the head of the meeting – in charge and never the lesser on account of my gender. Also similar is that I am not afraid to be successful – not timid nor fearful that my abilities in the board room will lessen my attractiveness in the bedroom. Fortunately for me and her (later in the series) the REALLY right man is my life partner … both my first husband from whom I was widowed in 2001 and my REALLY feminist second hubby [who you must all know by now legally took my last name/has our children do the same] who I married in 2003 never seemed threatened by  – in fact both promoted – my achievements and goals. I must firmly state that I have been particularly blessed and abundantly so with REALLY supportive men all my life. My dear Father, husbands, best and other guy friends, colleagues and advisers – all – each and every one of these men are amazingly supportive and even protective of my ambitions in life. Now don’t get me wrong – there have been a few misogynistic loser type males I have needed to put in their bottom dwelling place. Why surely most of you have by now read my mention of the male parts of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™  hubby and I suing, etc.. Now those are REAL schmucks – trust me about this and one of them is almost miniature in size – I mean height or maybe both his @#%* and height. Oh who knows – just that these are not REAL men – know what I mean?

Now onto dear sweet Charlotte. In fact I too have my REALLY preppy and conservative sides. I ride horses, play tennis in whites, golf, sail, fly fish and here is another big similarity –  my first dear hubby, David Colin was a WASP. Yes, he was so much so that I had my walk in closet in our home having one whole section filled with duck, horses and tasteful plaid attire. My dear husband who I married at the young age of 26 [he was almost 10 years older], converted to Judaism for me. His family embraced me and mine him. Fortunately my REALLY cultured parents and my in-laws. despite ethnic and religious differences, shared quite similar sensibilities – art, theater, travel and such. What else Charlotte and I have in common is my being a bit “prudish” – not within the realm of marriage but unlike the other ladies I and Charlotte never wanted the, shall we say “serial monogamy” life style. No – marriage was my choice … G-d I have been married almost all my adult life. Always say – admit readily that even though I do not think it would have been something I could have enjoyed, there never was the a REAL opportunity for the single gal bar pick up time in my life – never being REALLY single. I do not condemn nor judge badly other ladies who sought that venue … why not be open about wanting sex, if guys do it all the time? For me – neither sex looks REALLY happy bed hopping and so in that way I am very much like Charlotte. Besides she becomes a Jew near the end of the series  – so that too is a shared likeness between us. One more REALLY shocking to some who think they know me is sameness for her and I in that I am very domestic. Even though not always  a necessity – I can cook, bake and all the other homey stuff. I am a great caretaker type – family and friends know I am the one that will not be squeamish in my tasks should they need attention. Proud to say I am quite a maternal woman and I find that most women are too. By the way, even though not on a Martha Stewart level to be sure, I have been known to glitter a poster or two for the children and more REALLY crafty stuff. So there.

We have come to “hot time in the city” Samantha – who apparently she is mine and most of my gal pal’s husband’s favorite S&C lady. Wonder why? No I don’t actually. Now here I suggest what you readers might think counter intuitive for I just told you that I share a bit of “prudishness” with Charlotte. You are wrong my darlings because I am anything but that in my married life. One of the reasons I REALLY love being married is that my one and only and I are each others fantasy mate. Monogamy for me equals completeness and the safety to be all I can be to just one man – my husband. Nothing wrong with being full out Samantha sex obsessed with just the right guy – my husband, Chester M. Eliasz-Solomon is the lover I always dreamed of and he is my only fantasy. Like Samantha my mind drifts to us together when I hear just the right song, smell a certain scent or have a suggestive thought. I like to say that my parents raised a REALLY healthy woman and it is biblical [my old testament that is] intoned that within the sanctity of marriage, passion is to be a blessed by G-d event. Besides why would I deny myself one of the most exciting and earthly pleasures when the ring on my finger says I am entitled to full out love making with my hubby. Yes Samantha and I agree – it is my right to be a REALLY satisfied woman. It is on my terms and it is great to be sexual – after all nature made us that way. Right? Samantha and I are also career oriented  – along with not thinking a man is the answer to all things or the only way to happiness. Again you must be thinking that I state opposite ideals – no, no, no I tell you for if I had not found the REALLY right guys to marry, then a single life would have been an equally happy and fulfilling choice for me. See Samantha and I agree on many things – well just not that multiple partner stuff but multiple other things for sure.

Finally, my writing doppelganger Carrie Bradshaw. Oh my – she is REALLY me and I too married [as she does in the first S&C movie] Mr. Big.  Some similarities are almost too obvious to state – of course that will not stop me. We both write – her a column – me a blog and likewise, each of us got a REAL book deal – make that multiple book deals [there goes that word again]. We both REALLY love and wear REAL designer couture shoes and clothes – and we both REALLY, REALLY, REALLY have great friends. On the friends issue, I wrote a blog titled Goddess Crew™ [26 August 2012]. The reason hubby and I trademarked that phrase is because for years I called my most wonderful, spectacular, loyal girlfriends that and then a few years ago, one of my L.A. advisers suggested we trademark it before my book was published [after all we all knew The Miscreants™ are thievery types – trust me they are being sued, along with for other reasons, copyright infringement]. To me all REALLY good women are goddesses – taking care of others, working tirelessly for family, careers and bread winner task, along with so much more – I REALLY worship these types of women and hence think them goddesses. Like Carrie I think of my close female friends as soul mates – they are my always there people,  who know EVERYTHING and we love, support and guide one another. We defend each other against all enemies – no task of helping each other thought to be too large and always with REAL respect. There is nothing and I mean absolutely nothing that is out of the question for us of the Goddess Crew™ in relationship to staying the course of REAL friendship. Another blessing are the women who have come into my life unexpectedly – through groups, school, professional situations and from meeting through social media sites. That’s right – some of my dearest lady friends were gotten on account of a serendipitous meeting via Facebook and Twitter and such. I REALLY love women friends – just like Carrie – the ladies are my home base and I am thrilled to be theirs. Another blog post I wrote was Why All REAL Women Are Carrie Bradshaw!!! [10 October 2012] and this my dear readers says so much about how all REALLY good women are her. The scene that post references shows Carrie being “fashion road kill” and yes my much beloved and admired NYT columnist Frank Rich is in the audience when our darling falls down on the runway. An Oy Veh moment for sure but Carrie gets right back up and says,”When REAL people fall down, they get back up and [just] keep on walking.“. No better advise was ever given – not by me and not by Carrie Bradshaw!

So to conclude – I am REALLY proud to tell you that I have grown into a finely integrated 4 part woman. Each of us gals can and should be part of  an eclectic, hard to define and multi-faceted combined Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha and Carrie. Be one or be all these types of women but no matter to what extent you embrace their style – be your REAL self, no  matter what the rest of the world attempts to define you as being. You my darling ladies are each REALLY beautifully unique and I for one adore you!!!

P.S. In my year end memoir – my REALLY odd connection to the actress Kim Cattrell, who plays Samantha in the S&C series and movies will be shared. It is a REAL life OMG  situation – for now, it is titillating enough to inform you that she and I REALLY shared a venue – stay tuned for that juicy and interesting tidbit!!!

April 11, 2013

ALL Americans Are REALLY Ashley Judd!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Ashley Judd blog pic

Blah, Blah, Blah … I can hear you all saying that just about now. “There goes Teréza getting on her Liberal pro-woman soapbox again!”. Well my darling readers – while yes this is a tale about hateful misogynistic types attempting to marginalize those they are threatened by – it is NOT a diatribe on partisan politics. No indeed but instead a cautionary tutorial on types like my and husband’s own nemesis, The Miscreants™ often referenced in my blog posts. It seems actress, director and activist, Ashley Judd, has similar lie spewing, slandering, defaming and harassing types set to falsely define her and malign her REALLY good intended efforts to make this world a better place. I say “Bring it on!!!” because REAL truth and REAL honor prevails over bottom dwellers ever time – without fail, the slime seeps back into the dark crevices from whence it first appeared. WOW – such over the top descriptive verbiage from moi – not at all – just REALLY accurate biographical denotation of persons so inclined to deny others rightful existences.

Obviously I would support a like minded woman to myself like Ms. Judd in a Run for Senate against Republican Mitch McConnell but this is not about that either. REAL fact is hubby and I had hoped to be REALLY involved with her campaign via a group we are part of organizing soon [more about that when ready for announcement on that plan]. Apparently Ashley Judd decided to forego that task for now – while disappointed, I and others respect that decision. No – today is about the almost criminal mentality that some on the right – including Senator McConnell and staff have been found to have presented as their plan in order to defeat Judd should she have entered that campaign. Listen – it is no REAL stretch to compare efforts against her, to that which my LA. adviser called “a REAL reign of terror” this past year against myself and my husband via THE REAL Evil Doer’s Club™. The effort and social media activity that these REALLY evil people attempted to deny my voice and my/my husband’s rights is stunningly similar – all though, theirs was even more egregious than the Republicans against Ashley Judd. As always and as my regular followers already know – those in my personal life are well aware of – I must remain limited here in sharing REAL details  as lawsuits finally being filed and law enforcement tells us investigation soon to be complete, plus my end (2013) year book, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! contractual obligations limit me even further. Suffice it to say the REAL proof is shocking and will show how deeply troubling and quite dangerous my and my husband’s enemies REALLY are. It is important for me to have you believe that even if I and my husband had not been so threatened, my heart and mind would be defending Ms. Judd – for all my life, as my parents taught and I my children, “bearing false witness”  is a sin, not to mention REALLY illegal.

Just yesterday Mother Jones Magazine released both the audio and written transcript of taped conversation where McConnell’ s staff discusses using “mental health history and religious views” of Ashley Judd as campaign issue had she decided to run as a Democrat against McConnell in the Senate race 2014. Now look – I am not ignorant and as such know fully well [being a from womb to tomb political type] that ALL campaigns – both parties use personal information as attack modes against opponents. But I also REALLY know that the “trigger” issues in reference to ones physical or mental health issues and religious preferences are “red meat” bullshit – intended to malign and falsely highlight that which they hope the electorate will find distasteful. The woman had a depression episode – me too. I miscarried our first twin pregnancy when we were married less than one year and suffered postpartum depression in 2004 – only to rally, apply to first a paralegal program, then law school [accepted and will graduate], campaign 2x for Obama, run for office myself as a county supervisor [withdrew on account of fertility treatments and law classes being time consuming but still got almost 100 votes], got pregnant again, write a widely read blog and have my memoir being published end 2103, plus a book contract for my first novel. I also work out daily/play tennis and golf and ride horses, fly fish and sail, I help friends, belong to many REAL organizations, REALLY travel, plan events, participate on social media sites and along with my REALLY equal partner feminist hubby, raise a family. Oh yes, I also am co-CEO/CFO of my husband and mine (our) newly formed family firm, with 3o registered trademarks and a few patents bending +++. Lets not forget fighting evil doers on a daily basis – now you tell me, am I [a multiple degrees woman] or Harvard graduate Ms. Judd any less qualified to run for office or lead the damn world for that fact, then the “Tea Party” idiot types??? Well – tell me???

Now for the “holy grail” – yes I know – cheap pun but could not resist. Surely you realize I am going to now discuss why McConnell and company thought Ms. Judd’s self admitted rather “humanist” Christian belief and life philosophies made her unfit to hold public office. Did I miss something in law class 101 – certain and only a few religions are qualified for a person to run for office in the good old U.S.A.? Actually, not the case at all – there is zero and I mean nothing that states a person has to be of any particular or any at all religious denomination to hold public office in this very diversified nation. This part of Mother Jones investigation concerning the McConnell campaign smear tactic plans against Ms. Judd is a REAL OMG moment – are you kidding me with this “REAL Christian” litmus test? Enough is quite enough folks – whether or not Ashley Judd or any other candidate accepts a faith as the majority does or not, should never equal stultification to run for office. Without a doubt, people can decide character issues based on whatever standards they like when choosing to vote for someone. This however does not equate with vitriolic condemnation of one or another religion to defeat an opponent. Ms. Judd has been active on behalf of many disadvantage people – good deeds and charitable efforts in her resume. Judge her and all candidates on REALLY relevant issues and not some faux standard of deity adherence. We all know that this nation has been fooled many times – lured into a security on account of a person’s supposed faith in G-d, only to find out later that no REAL dignity or moral code was present in that individual. Why I myself know for a REAL and true fact that my own nemesis pose as good “Christians“, when they are anything but that.

To conclude – oh how I wish Ashley Judd would reconsider her decision, and run for the Senate. So be it and maybe some time in the future this fine REAL American woman will step into that morass – agree to run and serve for us, the complex citizenry of this country. Hopefully, her struggle and mine of dealing with poseurs who think they can shame those of us hiding nothing – us who have no shame to feel because we, unlike them, own our truths, will help others similarly infringed upon. Point of fact, hubby and I are 100% open … blogs, open Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google Plus, REAL book memoir being published – which we are told will be accompanied by multiple media interviews, etc., etc.. Now shall we compare that to The Miscreants who some members of have “private” Facebook pages,  “locked”  Twitter accounts and seemingly to have squirrled themselves away quite tidily [so they think anyway].  Not to fear,  my dear readers – that is what the art of subpoenas are for – you see, unlike the gracious Ms. Judd, my hubby and I do NOT turn the proverbial other cheek. We will see our nemesis in Court and all REAL truths about each and every one them will be shared – here, there and everywhere. I REALLY believe in American justice – or to use the vernacular,  “right back at you @%*#@%  @%*#@%!”!!!

April 7, 2013

REALLY Huge Mistake !!!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

BIG MistakeThere is a scene in the 1990 film Pretty Woman where previously dressed shall we say shabby provocative Vivian [played by Julia Roberts], who is now a well coiffed and couture clothed lady, walks into a Rodeo Drive boutique that had a day prior turned her away. Well now – needless to say – here was a case of “payback is a REAL bitch“; she asks if they remember her being there before and then informs the uppity sales woman that they indeed had refused to wait on her, which was a “Big Mistake … HUGE!“.  Yep – love, love, love it. Never been a scenario I usually had to deal with as my life afforded me [literally and otherwise] purview to most high end fetes, establishments, etc. but there have been others that I defended against such malice prejudice and marginalization. Recently on account of those often referenced in my blog posts as The Miscreants™ lies and misrepresentations of myself and my husband, a moment or two presented itself where I had my REAL “team” inform [planning how best to inform still others] those wrongly directed that they had made a REALLY huge mistake – because baby you should all know that I vote, shop, purchase and acquire with my $$$ and I will see any slanderous, defaming harasser in Court. Equally 100% true is that I and my husband REALLY “reward” those who support us and help in defeating the lesser types – those hell bent for whatever misconceived notion or illegal wrong doings against us and other REALLY good people will NEVER ever benefit [not one dime no matter how ill or desperate] from my and my husband’s bounty. I will not forgive nor forget and even though my and my husband’s life plan includes something we have titled our “caring & sharing program“, none of the enemies we write about so frequently will be benefactors of our REAL generosity – not EVER I tell you will there be a hand out or gifting, for these creatures had choices and made the wrong turn by turning against the golden rule of “do unto others as you would have them do unto you“.

Now if you know me personally or are my regular follower/reader, then you are aware of my contractual inability to share all the REAL details here … mostly on account of my year end memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! publisher obligations and likewise, the legal and other advisers warning me to stay relevantly mute on specifics until members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ are successfully sued and thwarted. Still I can express to you the pathos of the situation and the grand feeling that comes from intrinsic knowledge concerning my own REAL life narrative, as well as knowing the REAL horrific and less than stellar life stories of my nemesis. True to fact is that old adage – my morphed phraseology presented here: “Those with REALLY glass houses are somehow foolish enough to throw stones“. Why oh why I will never understand but it seems more true than not in that those like my husband and mine sworn enemies – of which he having once been “related to” or knowing since childhood, is in procession of REAL salacious facts about these creatures – dare to lie, slander and attempt with bogus suggestions to defame us. WOW – stupid surely you agree?

Look folks – I am hesitant to delineate too far the analogy within this romantic comedy film but REAL truth be told, it does give voice to an age old situation concerning our human need to unfairly and oft times too quickly rush to judgement – many times to find out that which we thought to be true was REALLY anything but the facts of the matter. Modernity has birth even more avenues of deceit through social media venues and I thank G-d I have the REAL means and most amazing support to fight that battle for myself and others. Yes I must remain vague but trust me – I am the great avenger in this ongoing dialogue. My husband, myself, our REAL family, friends and colleagues have decided and committed ourselves to never letting any slight or lie or such go unchallenged. 100% legal revenge will be my reward + a life REALLY well lived. Additionally, my received $$$ damages from those having caused my pain or denied me my rights will surely help soothe my angst. For now – stay tuned and do not let the bastards get you down. If you like, please  go to “Chat with Teréza” option on my blog wall and tell Mama Teréza who and what has attempted to define you falsely – I shall comfort, commiserate and advise!!!

P.S. My own REAL “Big Mistake … Huge” payback to evil types is my own REAL life narrative that consist of my REALLY amazing husband, children, family, friends & colleagues but I do readily admit my REALLY glamorous lifestyle, my REALLY  magnificent [planning to be in a short time in Architectural Digest & more] homes, my REALLY luxurious past, present & future travel experiences, etc., etc., as well as my REAL upcoming book tour/its movie red carpet moments, et al. are  a kind of REAL “sweet revenge” – in and only in that a life REALLY well lived will cause those delusional bottom dwellers to REALLY be eating their blackened hearts out!!!

March 20, 2013

My Heterosexual Love Affair with REAL Women!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Sappho_and_Erinna_in_a_Garden_at_MytileneNow don’t get all excited my darling readers … no salacious or sexual escapades will be discussed in this particular blog post. Mainly because there are none to describe in relationship to myself and other women. This is not a Lesbian tutorial nor a dismissal of those who are – in fact, a few of my best friends are in same sex relationships and I worked tirelessly for/am thrilled that this nation is finally going to be a REALLY equal place for them to live and love.  No I am not gay but I REALLY do love women. But oh baby – betcha my title got many REALLY interested. Glad I caught your attention because I know you will enjoy the whys and hows of how I am in love – platonic of course  – with many, many REALLY fine women. For those of you who read my blog regularly or know me personally, then it comes as no surprise that I am blessed with the most amazing female companionship – REAL family and friends, colleagues and associates of the female gender who I adore and they me. I have even gleaned the benefits of women I now consider REAL friends via social media sites like Facebook and Twitter – women who have defended and protected me from slights or others evilness and have now become part of my life forever [G-d willing]. I am part of a club – that which is a gathering of REALLY worthy females and I am thrilled. Sit back and read carefully as I regale you with all the delicious  but never lecherous  details of my gal crushes – the famous and infamous among them.

Indulge me with a wee bit of divergent topic discussion here – still REALLY relevant to the idea being reviewed in this blog post however: One of the most ridiculous blogs I  have ever read is a Chicago gay guy’s diary which mostly includes who he sleeps with, what faux couture clothes he wears, what he is eating, how his cat behaves, how much he disdains his Mother’s lower middle class suburban lifestyle [which apparently includes and he hated shopping at Boscov’s] – all with the poseur “I” as primary genre. Rarely a political, sociological nor other than self word in his blog – in fact even when finally writing after 3 years about his dead sister, only how it affected him is detailed, despite the fact that he, his Mother and sister reaped nearly $195,000 each from a wrongful death suit after that poor (apparently nearly now) forgotten 20 year was killed.  My psychiatrist gal pal believes possible mental health issues [for which this person was indeed once hospitalized for as a teenager] are at play. Hmm … why bring that up here when the topic is my gal romances? Simple you see – I will never write such a narcissistic obvious neuroses laden diatribe in simple minded diarist form as the loser offspring of the woman who is my husband and my nemesis when what I claim to be describing is my caring for others. You know his kind – works as a waiter but insist on describing himself as a “writer” – despite never having a REAL book deal or any such prospect – relevant to my topic here in that this creepy guy also is constantly berating  and mocking those he has [gay] romantic affections towards.  So now with that off my mind … I do the opposite of Chicago legally disowned/disinherited, fatherless criminal vandal [oh my – how did that slew of hints come out of my lap top???] and champion my same sex crushes. Bet you dear readers thought my referencing The Miscreants™ was over – no, no, no but lawsuits beginning soon and law enforcement seem to be wrapping up investigations – now we will be sharing REAL news articles and such with you all – here and elsewhere. However thought a bit of comparative analysis is appropriate as one of the loathsome offspring of THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ is indeed gay – as my husband and I are huge supporters of the LGBT community, we are disgusted that an individual such as this self indulgent and REALLY delusional person could be thought to represent our gay brethren. Relevant here too is that the so called “friends” females of  THE REAL Evil Doers Club™  that this Chicago fellow is involved with  – these loathsome women really nothing more than cohorts in efforts against myself, my husband and our REAL family. These women by just about everyone aware of them determination are certainly not females worthy of admiration by any REALLY accomplished woman – they are the polar opposite  to the amazing women I love and am loved by. By observing these creatures, one can easily come to understand that not ALL of my gender are to be championed. Nothing genuine about such pretenders and definitely no core value to such women. But that is REALLY for times to come and trust me all will be made public – my REAL women friends will be by my side in triumph and victory then too.

Well now lets us get back to moi  – shall we? I am a flaming – some might say obsessed sexually with my REALLY sexy husband  – heterosexual female.  But you must understand that if I were a Lesbian – I would still be REALLY crazy about the women I will describe here – only I would be dating them with any luck. In previous blog posts like, The Goddess Crew™ [26 August 2012],  I shared my blessing of REAL lady friends – women near and far who are my constant support and glory. Like all young girls, there were for me many schoolmates, club friends, cousins and more to bond with in my youthful girlfriend style – the sleep overs and constant bestie types companions all through primary school years and even into college and graduate school. The friends that were bequested on account of a familial relationship equally important and into young adulthood and newly married status female compatriots always served as my stability. Lucky me to have guys as friends too but the girls and women who were there to cuddle, to commiserate, to run to my side – oh those sweet darling ladies of my life who still pick up the pieces when I break a little and I them – these are such a REALLY sweet refrain in my life. Intimate is the only way to define those relationships between us gals because many times it is just that – intimate and REALLY personal. Women will clean another if ill, help coif and dress without embarrassing, feed and administer care if their friend is ill and counsel during struggles. Again, I must be 100% truthful – I have men who have done the same for me but no more REALLY platonic intimate relationship can ever exist then that between two women who REALLY love one another. So yes my readers – I have real “crushes” on my gal pals – love, love, love my lady friends in so many ways and so very deeply – no equivocation about it – these are REAL love affairs in my very full and REALLY blessed life.

Now lets chat about my head over heels admiration and at times almost groupie like affection for the famed past and present who share my XX chromosomes.There are  writers, poets, historical figures, politicians  journalist, activist and others in my fondly held in my heart  repartee – so many women  to admire throughout history and into present day modernity. I fall madly in love and force everyone around me to listen about my respect and fondness for the women of the Bible, the leaders of nations that I enthusiastically read about like CleopatraCatherine the Great, Golda Meir, etc., etc.. In other posts I list each tome that capture my attention concerning these women. I fall into a trance while following life stories of famous, well known and those more obscure women who created and discovered so many contributions to this world. I have had a plethora of “Oh my” moments – wanting to know everything about these women and not to forget their names – all this and more has been a REAL love affair for me. Not all my gal crushes are long gone – there is our late Jacqueline Kennedy, Coretta King, Secretary and hopefully future U.S. President Hillary Clinton , our magnificent current First Lady, Michelle Obama, my feminist template Gloria Steinem and all the female members of the United States Supreme Court. Two of my Jewish “sisters” in the political world must be remembered too – Representatives Debbie Wasserman Schultz [like myself a breast cancer survivor] and the brave courageous Gabby Gifford – both women deeply connected to me and I do love them very much. Likewise, I fawn over artists and entertainers – some not main stream like Marina Abramovic and others quite popular like Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler and the like. I am especially fond of my equally litigious – sue the slanderous and defaming bastards similar to me, Catherine Zeta Jones … yes indeed, this beauty and her husbandman Michael Douglas are like myself and my husband – no such offense should go unchallenged is our shared philosophy with this star couple. Why even my JAP “sisterSarah Jessica Parker has me smitten … talented woman who struggled to become a Mother [like myself having achieved REAL pregnancy and now considering gestational carrier to grew our wonderful family] and NYC dweller are two things we soon will have in common. I admire and workout to Beyonce, Adele and the more Avant- garde Nora Jones. I can not live without hearing classical music performers , such as violinist Lindsey Sterling. Being a  fashionista  type and filling my closets with REAL couture has me adoring designers like Diane von Furstenberg [like myself – she is a REAL Jewish Princess] and Donna Karan , Stella McCartney – both also Jewish ladies [bet you did not know Linda McCartney was Jewish and therefore so is daughter Stella]. Not being huge TV viewers in our homes leaves me pining for the erudite news provider and commentator Rachel Maddow and her similarly astute female news types – including Andrea Mitchell who I had the pleasure of meeting many years ago. I can not leave out entrepreneurial types like Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg and Yahoo’s Marissa Mayer – so much in the news these days.  Being a life long athletic type and sports enthusiast I am also a huge fan of women like American ulta runner Diane Van Deren  – I have been a runner for almost 45 years now and she/others inspire me each day. There are my lady sports heroes that can not go without mention – recently retired basketball coach, Pat Summitt, among them. There are so many women who I adore … I respect and admire – far too many to list here.  Sadly, I also have my “if only we had met ladies” like dear lost too soon Nora Ephron, who I wrote about in my post, Losing Nora Ephron [27 June 2102] and others I will now never meet but always honor in memory. There are others that my heart and mind simply can not help but love – the young Malala Yousafzai who was shot in Pakistan for her blog and desire to be educated – now happily back to school and still a voice of power. Girls and women throughout history making a difference – bravely and sweetly changing the world – how could I not fall in love over and over again ?

Now here is my most recent creme de la creme moment concerning gal crushes. I have always adored, admired and respected the actress Ellen Barkin … I am a HUGE fan. I follow her on Twitter and am determined to have her at one of my book signings if she will honor me by accepting my invites – NYC of course – when my end 2013 memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! is published. Anyway, I retweet her often and last week sent her a message of affection and noting that I frequently ask myself what would EB do or say? OMG!!! She responded with wonderful and very caring advise. Obviously, I saved that – my newest talisman to take out when the times are tough. By the way,  I woke my family in those early a.m. hours excitedly saying “Ellen Barkin sent me a Twitter message!”. My dear husband and later that day, friends and colleagues were happy for me – as they should be because Ms. Barkin is a REALLY great lady – and I REALLY love her.

So I end this post with respect, affection and admiration for all the REALLY great broads of the world – past and present. Sending each my virtual xoxoxo and wishes for G-d’s blessings because maybe, as the song says, It’s A Man’s World but the lyrics also include “but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl !”!!!

February 24, 2013

Every February I Fall in Love with the GOP … Grand OSCAR Product!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Oscar-2013Money makes the world go around”  the song in Cabaret begins … yes indeed it is, happily, Oscar money generating time again. We should all be REALLY grateful that the U.S.A. entertainment industry provides a yearly venue that creates jobs, distributes contracts, does massive hires and creates wealth for so many varied vendors, artists, workers, etc.. You have those employed directly in the film industry – the actors, producers, directors, agents, scenery and makeup/costume designers, audio experts and more. The accessory and support areas of food, travel, car service, fashion, hair stylist +++ are REALLY too numerous to list. All are benefactors of Oscar time economy  but more relevant is the year round economic benefits to so many that our America film business creates. Along with this grandeur once yearly film business economic stimulus is the day to day movie tickets, refreshment concessions, DVD sales and attached product promotion licensees that all pay salaries to small business owners and average workers. Even the fashion and jewelry industries benefit from red carpet events … copies galore are instantly produced after each star studded couture viewing – sold to the waiting minions for much more reasonably priced aspired to attires. Reason enough to support this industry but there is more and you my dear readers/followers just know that I am itching and ready to explain it all to you here.

Shall we start with one of my favorite subjects – the law; in this instance Intellectual Property Laws. My brilliant husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon and I (jointly) own 30 trademarks and are forever watchful, as are our advisers of infringements on these products of our creation. The entertainment industry is and should REALLY be vigilant over their produced works – whether tangible like actual movies or an idea – all should be the sole property of those who had  developed, imagined and produced that thing. When you copy – engage in piracy [warez] – you are stealing from many people. Theft is theft … no delineation from you breaking into a home to rob from another person. All of you who know or follow me realize by now that I tolerate no such action – you try to take my ideas, my repudiation  or my right to be productive – I will sue your miscreant evil doer ass immediately. Why should Hollywood, et al. be any less determined to protect their property? Remember not only the REALLY few high paid stars are effected by such thievery – there are multitudes of workers whose livelihoods are lessened and even permanently destroyed from piracy theft. Trust me – you should REALLY care about this issue for yourself, loved ones and communities because all lose revenue from such egregious actions. Listen folks – I fully admit to being a purist on this topic; my late Father, who was a successful entrepreneur capitalist pro-union/labor activist [yes – all that and more] would admonish us/his  children and grandchildren for looking through a magazine or book too extensively before purchasing. Abe Solomon’s  well thought out theory was by doing that – deciding not to buy only after consuming the contents – we were taking away jobs – that is correct, using without paying destroys the economy – period. So you see I was born and bred to be REALLY involved in the legal world of economic rights and protection – it affects each of us no matter your locale, career or financial status. It is not just Hollywood that suffers from piracy theft.

Now – the REALLY glam  fun stuff plus a wee bit of sociology. I adore the arts, the creators, the skills, the fashion and the glitz. So very American are all the Oscar details. Where else can a just a year ago unknown actor be championed as the greatest star on earth? Up by the proverbial boot straps has always been the true grit of movie land – indeed we of modernity just love to build folks up, just to tear them down and yet, still inspiring each of us to see an upstart youngster or seasoned working actor make it big. Hollywood and Vine – the corner of stardom and obscurity present all possibilities as equals. Films inspire, comfort, teach, entertain and much more – salvation is found, direction shown and often much needed momentary escape given by going to the movies. Wow – who could ask for anything more? Us mere mortals copy speech, lifestyles, dress, seduction methods from what we see and hear at the movies – television as well but more so the big screen in that it REALLY is a bigger than life venue and as such morphs we watchers into its temporarily staged world ideal. Many REALLY important historical social issues have been addressed and affected by the movies … wars detailed, patriotism defined, civil rights situations made clear. Can we not therefore think of film as the world’s tutor – our modern day Socratic teacher is how I see the shared communal movie watching experience and resulting national and even international conversational debates. Communication made accessible is what the film industry gives the world – we can know one another more easily because a story is told and unfolded before our eyes when we go to the movies.

So here I am at a hotel blogging event – at an “undisclosed location” [not joking about that] – writing this blog post, enjoying events and looking forward to having a REALLY lively Twitter @HeiressMommy [Teréza Eliasz-Solomon] peripatetic chat with all of you as the Academy Award Oscars are presented live tonight!!!

P.S. Hubby and I and our “team” are thrilled that discussions are beginning for my memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! to be made into a motion picture … now what to wear on the Red Carpet – thinking my much admired Marchesa  [hello Mrs. Harvey Weinstein] would be a REALLY great choice for me and of course, jewels by the iconic Harry Winston. Stay tuned – my life is always REALLY getting more and more interesting. Enjoy the evening!

January 30, 2013

Would a REAL Feminist Like Me Pose for Playboy … You Betcha!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Tereza_Fur_Facebook2A few years after my first husband passed away in spring 2001, I was meeting someone for dinner at Philadelphia’s  wonderful Capital Grille restaurant in Center City. When I arrived my dinner companion was chatting with a group of gorgeous ladies … introducing me, these gals were sweet and complimentary toward me. Off to dine in the perfectly lighted to look your best dining room – you see this fine restaurant smartly has designed lighting that is quite flattering. After a delicious meal, I went to use the ladies lavatory … OMG – not the same lighting there and I audibly began bemoaning the fact that my 40+ face looked very different than I was told I did in the dining room. At that point one of those very attractive ladies that my diner companion had previously introduced me to joined me at the mirror. Having heard my concerns, this gal assured me that I looked just fine and then asked in a very polite fashion my age. I never lie and so told her 48. Wow she said – then expressed admiration and an invitation. Yes – An invite to come dance at the famous REAL gentleman club in my fair city of brotherly love where she worked. “Thank you, Thank you, and Thank you!” I exclaimed. Why is my response worth noting you ask? The answer is that being REALLY multiple degreed – considering myself a seriously intellectual and well  read feminist would have precluded my being grateful at such a suggestion when I was in my 20’s or 30’s but then in my late 40’s – oh baby – such a nice offer. Of course, I did not desire nor need to take this generous offer seriously and I have no REAL dancing talent anyway. But still I will discuss and explain here why REAL liberation – REAL feminism means all choices for we women should be doable and equally acceptable … that is only if each is REALLY our own choice.

My erudition prone dear mother and I both joined N.O.W. at its inception – likewise, we mother and daughter team subscribed, read and gifted Ms. Magazine early on. In fact, my amazing mother used her so called maiden name as a middle name long before it was fashionable. My lineage of feminist thinking is solid – even my Bubbe was an atypical Jewish grandmother. Bessy Solomon was well read and REALLY smart … not necessarily as great a cook as other grandmothers but a force to be reckon with and admired. I have written in previous blog posts that my civil rights activist father, Abraham, was also a feminist – he thought no differently about my responsibilities nor opportunities as his only daughter, than he did for my two older brothers. By now my dear readers are aware of the fact that my second husband legally took my last name and have our children do the same and so for that and many other reasons, including his constant concern about women’s rights, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon is too a feminist and he has no problem being married to a REALLY strong and capable woman [this time, lol]. My best friend for over thirty years is a guy – my amazing “brother” Markie treats me as his complete equal and my many other male friends, colleagues and acquaintances treat me likewise – as an equal. One must ask if I am just lucky or do I just pick REALLY liberated men to be a part of my life or is it that I will not tolerate less than being treated equal? Answer probably a combination of all those factors. Still there have been times that one or more males have attempted to marginalize me – ignore and/or challenge has been my response … I have shared in other posts that I do not accept being the “damsel in distress” in meetings or anywhere else. My blog has also referenced more than once the many men who have been my heroes – rescuing and protecting me from REAL enemies – most recently from The Miscreants™.  Let me not be remiss here – women have also been my heroes and I theirs … gender not a prerequisite to REALLY supportive relationships. My being a feminist has not precluded dependency and need for help from men at certain times … more than can be enumerated here are the occasions when ,my husband, my best friend Mark Kronberger, my daily companion and driver Jim Baker, my male associates and colleagues have come to my defense – they have each unselfishly assisted and guided me. The difference between how my guys and those other women relate to far too often, is that those in my life never make me feel the lesser for their presence nor do I them. My male interactions are a sort of “right back at you” give and take in that I receive and I offer to/from these fine men the same in our codependency relationship status. The last few years have blessed me with a publicist, attorneys and quite recently writer/co-author Michael Charton – all guys who make my success possible while caring about me personally in a REALLY committed fashion. Far too many men to list – even acquaintances [some met through social media sites] that have meant so much to me and helped me in many ways. As it is with women in my life, these men have brought REAL comfort and joy to my daily existence. Truth be told – I experience absolutely no difference and no REAL gender gap between the ladies or the gentleman I have surrounding me. One must question whether that is on account of my own equality outlook or theirs – either way, it remains an informative aspect of my life that gender does not define my most important relationships. There is never any question as to the motivation of my male friends – I am VERY married and so there is never an issue as to the purity of my male friendships; you can easily understand that my own lifelong sense of dignity forsakes any male/female role confusion and that eliminates the possibility of faux or misunderstood intentions. Ladies – it is our job to make our position known – never let your own insecurity lead to a questionable friendship or work relationship with a man. I never feel objectified – not allowed in my life and no woman should accept less than a REALLY respectful and equal platonic bond with the men she includes in her world. Obviously, this also means we must all – men and women alike – fight the current and increasing misogynistic attitude/REAL war on women here in the United States and worldwide.

All right – now lets get back to Playboy Magazine possibilities. In my previous blog post I mentioned how my hair seemed to be developing its own meme on the internet … much chatter, especially from members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™.  Well now – that is not the first obsessed with me utterance from that group … a few years ago chubby legally disowned/disinherited Michigan nurse suggested my attractiveness [according to her friends on Facebook] was on account of all  “the work [I] had done”. Never bearing false witness – I immediately and happily responded by listing each and every medical, dental and cosmetic procedure I had, to date, completed. The requisite braces were 2x for me, breast lifted after in duct situ carcinoma surgery, a wee bit of knee [which were a little chunky from life long sports and running activity] and buttocks liposuction and then (most recent at that point) facial Thermage. I assured the Michigan idiot that more would be done ASAP and I would forward details and photos. Now let me assure you that REALLY good nutrition, no drugs, minimal alcohol, constant exercise, attention to skin, oral health, etc. + meditation and prayer all contribute to my internal and external well being and appearance. This is related to a potential magazine pictorial because after all I have been through, if after my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! is published, any REALLY classy periodical deems me a lady they want to appropriately and respectively include in their pages – I say YES! I must qualify that affirmative by saying there are still post pregnancy multiple must dos on face and body that will come first on my agenda – then we can take tasteful and hubby approved photos for Playboy and such!!!

BikiniTerezaP.S. Seen here is a REAL travel photo of moi … swimming in the Mediterranean Sea Resort near Tel Aviv Israel. I know – quite distant but all dear hubby will allow me to share at this point. I am working on convincing my darling that a close-up body photo of me is perfectly acceptable. Stay tuned – much “more” to come!!!

December 31, 2012

Atlas with a Vagina!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Our true intent is all for your delight.

–William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream                                                                               

female atlas Carrying the world on my shoulders seems the norm – as it does for many of my gender … from the beginning of recorded history, throughout the ages and into modernity there are examples of we females burdened with and triumphant against the ills of the world. I am deeply flattered when my husband, family, friends and colleagues describe me as “a REAL force of nature.” Being a REAL alpha type female has served me quite well – I never allow myself to feel or be treated like a mere “chick” in professional settings … I assume I am equal because I am equal to any man in the room. Being alpha does not mean I do not depend on any man – my husband is my equal partner in all things [we are each others heroes] and there are many other male friends and colleagues whose presence in my life is very important and even paramount to my successes. I like being REALLY smart and men like that I am too – no feigned weakness or “damsel in distress” posturing is needed for me to get attention. For me and other women a vagina is not, as often publicized, any detriment to success – in fact, more recent empirical social and scientific data proof of the reverse – there is REALLY vagina power. No slight to the male genitals but oh baby, we gals birth you, feed you, love you and so much more. Now do not get defensive my darling male readers nor my females who might be getting that “I am not a feminist” attitude because you think that would mean something it REALLY does not – like you can not be stay at home Mom or pretty or whatever. Equally some of my devout feminist kind – which by the way both myself and my husband [who legally took my last name/has our children do the same] REALLY are – find bogus offense to my often used “goddess” reference … I embrace that status and even trademarked Goddess Crew™ on account of my effort toward thwarting that term as diminishing and instead, as I believe, promoting that all REALLY good women are indeed goddesses. Here I assure you only, without insult, I present my take and REAL facts on how females have been equal to and at times, superior to our male compatriots – trust me, I will liberate my men and women readers equally – for does not REAL strength of all people give comfort to each of us?

I’m a lonesome little Eve, Looking for an Adam, Gee I wish I had him,

Cuddling me, neath the shade of a tree, And in our garden we would be so happy.

— Gypsy Rose Lee, on Stage

How can I discuss vaginas without mentioning Eve – Adam’s dear companion. One of my husband’s and my favorite books [that my darling gifted me during our courtship] is The Diaries of Adam & Eve, Translated by Mark Twain. In fact both of us quoted this book – in my blog post, A Wedding Anniversary Tale: How NPR, Jaguars and Eagles Got Me Married! [20 November 2012] and on Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon’s Facebook page to commemorate our 9th wedding anniversary on 29 November 2012; we are also planning to incorporate it into our 10th anniversary marriage renewal ceremony next year. Why you ask is this particular literary work relevant to my idea about female strength and power? The answer is that Twain has his imaginary Adam diarist entries acknowledge Eve’s value and importance in his life. Lets face it folks – Eve got a bad rap in Bible tales.  The offer of fruit – an apple – Eve’s greatest faux pas and yet her main man willingly accepting it made him the victim? Well now – we must examine who here is the strong player and whom the subjugated weakened character; for did not the giving in by Adam make him the lesser and did not that make him the guilty party? No matter – Eve got blamed and we broads have been paying ever since … read on as I examine the issues of REAL power and REAL aptitude that often allowed women to rule the world and how men were gladdened by that fact.

May your bare ass always be shiny.   – Eleanor Roosevelt to Gypsy Rose Lee, 1959

 

Queens, warriors, scientists, adventurers, athletes, poets, writers, chanteuse, mothers, wives, lovers, harlots and whores … just a few of the titles women have had while shouldering the burdens of this world. In my blog post Witches In My Halloween [28 October 2012] there is detailed evidence of how women have been accused of witchcraft throughout history in order to punish and marginalize – over an over again, society turned to the claim of magic as reasons for a woman’s success or power. We need only think of Joan of Arc to know how harmful to oneself an original idea was if female. Just as detrimental to my gender were claims of hysteria and other more serious diagnosis of mental health problems in order to explain why a woman was upset or disgusted by her life circumstances. A woman like Suor Maria Celeste, daughter of Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) has mostly been lost to history despite being, as her father described, “a woman of exquisite mind”; this third child of Galileo mirrored his own brilliance and sensibilities but was placed in convent – and yet, she still proved to be her father’s greatest support and confidant. In David Sobel’s book, Galileo’s Daughter we get to read the [as translated from the original Italian] letters from the sequestered Maria Celeste that illuminate her intelligence – leaving one to wonder what would have been this woman’s destiny if she was allowed to, as her acclaimed Father, invent and explore the heavens. In Henry VIII’s England, dynastic politics, religious dictates and propaganda and prejudice against the female gender combined to deny women full rights and even convict and execute many … easily dismissed and punished for perceived slights were women of the Court.  Leanda de Lisle writes in The Sisters Who Would Be Queen, A Tudor Tragedy about twenty-five year old Anne Askew, who as a evangelical and witty poet had the atrocity to argue with her husband about religion; charged with heresy, condemned and sentenced to death for her offenses this young intelligent woman was also tortured by rack in an attempt to get confessions about other women supportive of her religious reform ideas. Credit needs to be given where due and so I want to acknowledge that this England also had the English translated Book of the Courtier by Italian Baldassare Castiglione be popularized amongst its growing educated class of women. And then we have Queen Elizabeth I – now that vagina definitely was Atlas in a gown – the so called “Virgin Queen” cultivated an image both feminine and supremely majestic.  Having gained title to England by her wise father, Henry VII’s REAL and legal rejection of strict primogeniture inheritance [which as all my dear readers/followers know well my husband and I have also legally done with unworthy types], Anne Boylen’s daughter ruled as a single lady for many years – changing her nation for the better. Great Britain has had other successful female reigning monarchs in Queen Victoria and the current Queen Elizabeth II – both who that managed to have children and successfully rule … let us just say that these women definitely had multi-functioning vaginas. I can go further back and have referenced in other blog post the amazing and world changing female leaders, Cleopatra and Catherine the Great– needless to say, these women were strong and capable and both had vaginas but did not allow that to deter them from their rightful destinies. I know – Cleo, who we still are fascinating by, did not get to live out a long life, as the Ruler of Russia was blessed with but still managed to affect great change in her time and throughout world history. As far as affecting world history, no matter what faith you are, one must admit that the Jewish maiden, Mary giving birth to her son [as Christians refer to as] Jesus was a REALLY important historical event. So you see a vagina is not a deterrent to grandeur and in some cases the exact means to get there – by producing REAL heirs a woman can affect the world. My Hebrew name sake – Bathsheba [yes my last name is Solomon and I am the widow of David and my new/remarried to 2nd husband is Chester Michael, the archangel – interesting, don’t you think] – was blamed for the wrath of G-d on account of her luring our Jewish King David; I am thinking that this great king of we Hebrews could have easily withstood the charms of such a woman but none-the-less, she has been the one denoted as energetic seductress all these many years.

Genius is not a gift, but the way a person invents in desperate circumstances.

–Jean-Paul Sartre, as quoted by author Karen Abbott in American Rose

No vagina writing would be complete without mentioning the pioneers that changed laws and professions.  Kathleen’s Barry, Susan B. Anthony, A Biography explains that her being born in 1820s was perfect timing because that was the dawn of the political movement of women in America and Anthony was our feminist leader from the start. Nellie Bly is described in Brooke Kroeger’s book as a daredevil, reporter and feminist – being born in 1864 gave Bly an opportunity to brave the storms of  historical world changing situations while forging into new territory for women seeking to be part of current events. Harriet Tubman bravely helped organize the American Underground Railroad – her determination and hard work as an abolitionist changed the course of humanity in the United States; before her the feminist abolitionist Sojourner Truth overcame her own slavery and when freed in 1827 struck out to assure others would be able to live as full citizens in the United States. There are women who did receive appropriate recognition for their achievements: The Polish scientist Madam Curie was awarded two, one in Physics and the other in Chemistry, Nobel Prizes and certainly other females have since been given the same high honor of being Nobel Prize recipients. There were female leaders of nations championed in recent history for their efforts: Israel’s Golda Meir, India’s Indira Ghandhi  Great Britain’s Margaret Thatcher and currently Myanmar’s opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi. Great women like Coretta King, Eleanor Roosevelt, Jacqueline Kennedy, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clintonand now First Lady Michelle Obamaall made possible their husband’s accomplishments and are themselves accomplished, history changing figures. We have United States Supreme Courts Justices Sandra Day O’Connor, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayer and Elena Kagan that as members of the highest court in this nation affect each and every American life by their decision on legal matters. Astronauts Sally Ride and the Challenger disaster lost [my Jewish “sister”] Judith Resnik broke the ultimate “glass ceiling” for us woman by breaking through the Earth’s atmosphere. There are far too many entrepreneurs, artisans, craftsperson, etc. that are female and yes in possession of vaginas to mention here but each has overcome and succeeded not only in spite of their gender but often on account of it. Even fictional females like “the Bride” played by Uma Thurman in Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill Movies teach us that REAL power can be uniquely feminine and never to be denied nor dismissed as lesser than our male counterparts.

I only fucked Gypsy Rose Lee once.

                                                                                                                             — Otto Preminger

 

I started this post with the idea that science might just have proved having a vagina makes one superior – here it is, as Naomi Wolf suggests in her latest book Vagina: A New Biography:  [I paraphrase] that we women have more complicated neural networks via our pelvic areas and those communicate constantly with the brain through the automatic nervous system … happily if proper and apparently [according to Wolf’s experts] multiple orgasms (lucky me) are achieved, we females get the benefit of chemicals flooding our brains to give us energy, calm, ability to focus and more. The more engaged the automatic nervous system, the larger the deluge of those positive and productive chemicals and so Wolf proposes females can perform with more excellence in our life. Hmmm … while based on scientific research, I believe one still must be cautioned as having such matters be a complete reasoning to women’s status on account of we women then being hemmed into only being worthy of respect because we have a functioning vagina. REAL truth is there are women superior to men and trust me – as you my dear regularly readers/followers know that I know women very inferior to men, as well as other females. So in conclusion the totality of the vagina circumstances is well stated in the popular play Vagina Monologues – more or less the bottom line is that vaginas are here to stay and must be taken REALLY good care of, loved and never ignored!

I’m really a little prudish, which people may think incongruous. I’m not as

broadminded as I sound, with my boisterous way of talking. I’m not easily

shook, but I do take a prudish point of view on certain films, books and

trends. Then, I pull myself up short and ask myself how Gypsy Rose Lee

could possibly be this way.

                                                                                                                                      — Gypsy Rose Lee

P.S. I know you are wondering why all the Gypsy Rose Lee quotes and references above from Karen Abbott’s book, American Rose … well, first is because I REALLY do admire this tough, erudite, self-made lady – she, like I and many women have thwarted slanderous enemies and defined ourselves with REAL truth about who we are. Second, like so many happenstances in my life, I have a surreal, unique and unexpected connection to this iconic American entertainer. In 2004 a writer wanted to tell my life story and have Erik Preminger – son of Gypsy and Otto Preminger  – produce the movie version. Hubby and I decided that was not the right time and so we respectfully declined the offer and here we are now with my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! finally soon being published  and with negotiations having  begun for the movie version. See my life REALLY is amazing – hubby dear and I REALLY the winners … stay tune my darling readers – the best is REALLY yet to come!!!

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge.”

     — Damon Runyon, as quoted by author Karen Abbott in American Rose

 

Note: You must be thinking – what no mention of my nemesis? All right – here it is. I believe the females of The Miscreants™ and THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ and (my husband assures me that at least one) THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ [his ex-wife] all have vaginas but in them one can see how scary and unattractive that particular genital can REALLY be and what useless offspring can be produced henceforth … so in conclusion, it becomes obvious that not all vaginas are REALLY equal!!!

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October 28, 2012

Witches In My Halloween

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Boo, Boo, Boo – have my blog posts about evil types, misanthropes, miscreants and all those other slimy creatures that go trolling for us REALLY good people scared you yet? No – oh well, think this witch themed Halloween post might finally do the trick – here is yet another treat from me to you on the occasion of All Saints Eve and Day 2012. Going to grab my broom – who am I kidding – I do not know how to sweep unless you count sweeping out REALLY bad people from my REALLY great life … read my darlings and learn because evil types dwell among us not just on Halloween but each and every day of the year. Grab your candy, lock your doors and enjoy my tutorial and instruction on thwarting goblins and such – I hope when you are done only REAL Halloween frivolity greets you this 31 October 2012!

Surely by now all my readers/followers know I suffer the presence of REAL evil witches – no make that REAL loathsome bitches in my life … sad really for me to say as I, a confirmed feminist, reject completely witch and bitch as negative terms in denotations of a woman’s worth or status. Of course, if you know me personally or are a regular viewer of my blog, then you will agree the often referred to females of that miscreant group which hubby and I have been forced to deal with are exactly what most of us conjure up in our minds during Halloween season as ugly and scary creatures. Funny thing is that we were told/shown that one of them has a Disney [this 50+ nurse’s apparent REALLY favorite cultural venue] quite attractive witch as her Facebook timeline photo – one of my darling five year old previously written about mini-goddess acquired nieces tells me it is the wicked Queen of the Snow White fable and all my dear lady friends agree this idiot nurse probably meant it as a reference to moi but you see I envy NO ONE (never have and never will) and certainly none of miscreant females have qualities or a life that anyone would desire for themselves but all in my world appreciated yet another guffaw at this meager attempt for cleverness. By the way, there are seriously cute “original bad girl” items with image of that particular sexy and beautiful Disney witch that simple minded disowned sister-in-law has as Facebook timeline photo – I simply MUST have at least a coffee mug ASAP. Another humorous related story is about my having gifted the DVD of the 1993 film Hocus Pocus to a gal pal’s adorable children a few years ago for Halloween – when calling to thank me they suggested in their usual kindly innocent manner that my husband’s ex-wife [now divorced nearly 20 years] looked very much like Bette Midler in that film and shortly after that conversation an attorney who had the unpleasant experience of meeting the ex said exactly the same thing but I personally think only somewhat as Midler actually looks more attractive than the woman my husband made what he calls the worse mistake of his life to wed as a youth. Although truth be told, when seeing a side by side most who have seen in person or ex-wife’s photos agree that the similarity is striking. Funnier and even more ironic is that our chubby Disney loving now legally disowned and disinherited Michigan sister-in-law, who is ex-wife’s new found unholy alliance buddy that I often write about, looks very much – although also less attractive – like the other Hocus Pocus witch played by Kathy Najimy. Who knows – maybe these two fine actresses can play those miscreant females in the movie version of my memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life!. Now the third miscreant woman cohort of their self proclaimed “evil doer and insanity club” [yes I am serious –  that is how we were told they recently self titled their group on Facebook] while at least attempting some personal grooming appears in photos shown me a bit – shall we say – not of good genetics [oops – just my and my husband’s “opinion”]; this third anti-Semitic [according to items directed toward me on her Facebook page] witch miscreant might be compared to my darling Jewish “sister” Sarah Jessica Parker’s character in Hocus Pocus in ONLY the way that film denotes SJP as being a little more acceptable to the eyes of the audience and as the foil of the two others. Not having watched this movie for some time, I admit to only the hilarity and OMG that my friends and I experience when the obvious combined similarities of appearances to the three evil doer miscreant females is noticed. On a side note – I do a laugh out loud imitation of hubby’s long nosed, nasal sounding, lower class tonality, snorting voiced ex-wife – so beneath me but friends and colleagues seem to get a great chuckle and all who have heard this bottom dweller speak agree my mocking of her voice is absolute perfection … I do a great routine of her demanding child support for her one 20+ dead and other NOT full time college [per divorce agreement] student twin daughters, along with other nasal pronouncements like the times she claimed in court to have a Masters degree, be a Minister and more and then finally under oath admitted to only having a high school diploma despite writing Masters degree on her daughter’s Drexel University application. If you are lucky, maybe I will do a bit of this very unpleasant woman’s voice for the audience during my 2013 book reading near you. Definitely not humorous is the seething, plotting, stealing, cheating, lie spewing, jealous, ugly, simple minded, delusional, narcissistic, common, ignorant, immoral, unsuccessful, unimpressive, insignificant, evil thinking and more of how most in my life (both personal and professional) REALLY see in part or of varying forms these disgraceful miscreant witch creatures I often reference. Their hatefulness is almost evocative of those processed by REAL demons – as my nearly saintly husband remembers years of incidents, utterances and occurrences concerning these individuals, it becomes more apparent they are nonredeemable.  Oh well, so be it and rest assured that G-d and the legal system plus my REALLY protective husband, friends and associates makes myself and REAL family safe from them this Halloween and all days of the year. Here I want to share tales of how, when and why the witch idea – both good [like myself and my darling Goddess Crew™ gal pals] and bad or evil [like THE Miscreants™ females] came to be.

The word witch is defined more or less as a woman supposedly possessing supernatural powers via a pact with evil spirits and an ugly shrew, as well as a fascinating female. Wow – truly a conflict of thought considering the word “fascinating” implies certain femme fatale attractiveness not usually associated with evil spirits nor shrew ugliness. So you see that we women have been both damned and championed for our witch like qualities – in there lays the REAL problem. Females of our species have been said to bewitch men and lure and corrupt – all with our witchcraft powers. But this charge has lead to alienation, marginalization and even death for women throughout history – a tool of the male establishment and tragically women against other women in efforts to rid their world of women they deem evil or they fear. For me today the use of witch against my enemy female miscreants is filled with humor for I think these particular women are not even worthy of the REAL strength and power those women accused of witch status probably had in historical references. In other words, the legally and REALLY officially trademarked by myself and my husband, THE Evil Doers Club™ female members do not even rank amongst the women accused of sorcery as they are too simple minded and “sub par” [inside joke – more in my book darling readers]. Do I suggest all accused and often condemned for being witches were of great and REALLY good character – no – not at all but I do believe, as a student of history, that many, if not most, were characterized as witches only because they were superior and hence a perceived threat to their community. Let me assure you 100% +++ that the evil doer female miscreants are ALL of REALLY inferior character and intellect – in my, my husband’s (who knows everything about them since birth), my friend’s and colleague’s REALLY educated opinions. As usual, I must apologize as I am still unable to fully detail all the REAL facts here – ongoing/soon to be filed lawsuits, still active law enforcement investigations and of course, my book contractual constrains. One interesting thing my readers should know – husband and I were shown Facebook rants by these bottom dwellers accusing me/us of evilness when we all know I/we only respond and defend against evil doers – we see here the loathsome accusing a powerful woman like myself, my amazing husband and my REALLY classy gal pals, family, friends and associates of that which they are REALLY guilty of and so I will examine how that lie against other women like myself has been evident throughout history. Hope those of you following me who are female can relate to the trials and triumphs of good witch types – the REALLY attractive, smart, clever and successful women of this world.

We must ask why witchcraft has so easily been given as an explanation for the accomplishments of the  powerful among our female gender and we also must ask why so many of both gender so readily accepted such a pronouncement as factual. In Exodus 22:18 we are instructed not to suffer witches and the Old Testament speaks ill of Jezebel. In Kabbalah, the woman Lilith is Seducer (Zohar 1:196) – we are warned about her as a night dweller who steals men’s seed [that one the oddest as men so willing to give it away]. Are these warnings to be theoretical or actual in form concerning a female sorcerer? Even the heroic Joan Of Arc was accused of being a witch – this brave girl thus never given the substantiation for her acts of courage.  Is it a denotation more or less subjective to content or a literal directive on how to deal with women who are sinful? Either or all answers still leave us with biblical awareness that there are evil women to take note of and yes fear. I guess one can readily admit that guile, wit and charm have a supernatural component but must one also then admit that those characteristics are derivatives of witchcraft or a REAL blessing and good fortune of women’s talents? This question infers that the former leaves room for blame from those less talented or lucky. All in all the charge of witchcraft is no different than the false claims made by any woman’s nemesis that she succeeds where other fail by some dubious or nefarious method. Again, I ask for you darling readers to trust me on this topic – for I know personally of what I write here and hope – actually I  pray my own life story will act as instruction as to what it takes to thwart those lesser and jealous of no more than others G-d given and hard worked for blessings. Unlike the Slavic witch Baba Yaga I and you who are of REAL goodness must always triumph over our evil adversaries. – If we of REALLY worthy blessings are accused of sorcery it is to be remembered that Slavic life did NOT perceive that as evil practice but a special gift. Like those from my sworn enemies that type of accusation and other similar are born from their own insecurity and unhappiness – still NEVER to be tolerated by us, their intended victims. Remember the very definition of witch-hunt makes clear that what is claimed to ostensibly be an investigation to uncover subversive activities is really a path toward harassing and undermining those with differing views – this is exactly what the miscreants attempted by falsehoods and intimation against myself and my husband but I and my REAL support team thwarted them at every turn – all REALLY good folks who read this should be likewise firm in your own dynastic quest against such evil persons.

Too easily men like the otherwise benevolent and some say even kind King Henry VIII charge a woman they come to disdain – Anne Boleyn – with sorcery and witchcraft to explain the original lore and appeal of such a woman. While no Saint, Anne has been rethought to neither be the vixen nor lustful witch like whore so charged, put on trial and executor for either – seems rather easy to defame, slander and libel any woman in order to punish her as England did Boleyn. As I read the award winning Hilary Mantel’s Bring Up The Bodies this past month my mind was full of the stunning similarities to that which I and others experience through the distortion and obsessive insistence of  those insignificant but at the ready to condemn. Happily modernity presents us – of which I take full advantage of – with laws and legal recourse against the slanderous, the libelous and the defamers. Call a woman witch if you like but never think false charges against her as proof can or should be easily tolerated. My husband and I am firm in our commitment to litigation for every such offense against us – men and women alike should not allow false accusations, postured as if truth, that can lead to horrendous consequences. As I detail in a few previous blog posts that are REALLY legal tutorials – innocent gossip, teasing, clever repartee, REAL opinions not presented as facts, chiding, argument nor insult are reasons for lawsuits but false statements and lies are REALLY a reason for taking the accuser to Court and reaping $$$ as compensation for the slander and “shedding of false light” on your person. Simply put: you may call me or any woman a witch, THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ [as my husband does the ex-wife and which trademark we plan to profit from greatly] and such but you can NOT say we were fraudulent in gain or faked a truth or forged something. I often think once I complete my law school studies I would love to reopen Anne Boleyn’s case and that of our own American Salem Witch Trials as well. The defense of these supposed witches would be simple and magnificent on account of their accusers being so readily proven dishonest … both the weak minded and the sophisticate used the charge of witchcraft against the women and girls of Massachusetts in 1692/93. Mere rumor and panic lead to the unholy occurrences of prosecution and punishment in Salem – the bizarre idea that if a female drowned she was innocent and not a witch but if able to surface than guilty and of course burn at stake is ludicrous. How well our brilliant Jewish American play write Arthur Miller highlights this America shame is his 1952 play The Crucible – frightening to think present day extremists throughout the world are doing the same thing to women they deem too uppity or not as they see fit in attitude and life choices. The moral here is that the accuser more often than not is the REALLY guilty party and is using charges of witchcraft, etc. to obfuscate their own evil doing. Most frustrating is when the less capable, the most inferior are the accusers and propagators against the supposed offenders. Lie filled, exaggerated and misconstrued tales offered as reasons were the undoing of many deemed witches, etc. but I say to you all of REAL decency – NEVER accept this and do as I do – fight with REAL facts and REAL intelligence against those of nefarious motives. History is full of false charges – “witch” they cry when envy and greed causes the evil types to be determined on destruction of those better, different or more special then themselves. Halloween is not nearly as frightening as this REAL truth.

Converse to the bad witch idea is the opposite who are the lovely, good and magical witch … Glinda in Oz is easily brought to mind and then we of course have the seductress vixen whose beauty tames men. Yes these prototypes bestow blessings on children and sexual pleasures on men – both apparently tolerable witch status to the world. So what are we to conclude about witches – power and strength bad witch attributes and benevolent love of children and sex for their men are fine and admirable witch talents. Songs, like Witchy Woman by my buddy Don Henley’s Eagles, denote a somewhat nonsensical admiration for evil women … love/hate complex at play for sure. Why one needs to only look at Halloween costume choices that include black pointed hat and scantily pieced trick or treat attire for adult woman to understand the duplicity and the conflict of the world view of witch status. Aren’t we females therefore damned if we do and equally if we don’t show our witch craft self … to be both admired and admonished for the same trait is confusing but one I readily embrace. As with many aspects of life, the source of a comment must always be taken into consideration and so if the juvenile jealous types brand a lady as evil or a witch, then a true compliment has been professed in my opinion. If the unwashed call me a witch –  I say “thank you” – for are they not REALLY saying I go where others can not and I achieve what others envy or maybe they, being so small minded common, need to defame as their only means of self comfort as they REALLY know deep down that they are useless creatures. Of course, possibly they just do not REALLY like me, lol. Anyway my darling readers/followers – I am hoping you and yours have a safe and fun filled Halloween 2012!!!

P.S. Along with my own Halloween 2012 photos, I have included here [below] the Hocus Pocus depiction of the three miscreants … believe me when I say the similarities are striking [remember the REAL evil witches in my life appear far less attractive than these actresses film characters]. By the way, if my publicist and publisher’s attorneys agree – REAL names of ALL miscreants and their commenting/participating family members and friends names, even their Facebook buddies, will be included in my memoir – after all fair is fair as they dared to use ours, they inserted themselves into our life uninvited, it is suspected that  one of them or someone they know has sent lie filled messages to my REAL family and friends, etc. and as such the law allows us to respond in kind; besides, we were told, one of the females of this distasteful group suggested she could withstand our “insults” [of course, she used less appropriate verbiage and poor grammar/sentence structure in that Facebook posting]. It is hysterically funny that this middle of middle of middle female feels “insulted”– surely a sign of delusional personality type as it was singularly our nemesis miscreants [including her] and NOT my dear husband and I but ONLY the self described evil doer club who posted fake websites with false accusations – including one against judge who oversaw my husband’s/my January 2012 name change [short Michigan male posted fake website on his Facebook page that was traced back to a self proclaimed “exhibitionist” as possible generator of this link – OMG – still being investigated but one must ask how did Michigan loser guy get this only hours after created and no one else except my REAL “internet ninja” found in order to notify us and does he have a possible association with this 20 something scantily clothed sex club female or are he/his cohorts involved with the actual creation of this illegal trademarked infringed, lie filled, threatening my safety link?]. These obsessed individuals although no relationship with my husband and myself any longer or ever in my case have continued to spread untruths, harassed us on social media sites and [we saved] multiple private Facebook messages from disown/disinherited niece [even after her idiot father sent us a leave them alone threatening type email – it is them & NOT us who must be left alone] … this daughter of chubby miscreants was described by my now also legally disowned/disinherited North Carolina step sister-in-law, Jane, to my husband and I has having been born 20+ years ago with some sort of developmental problems [we have sworn notarized testimony on record about what she said to us concerning this young woman and ex step sister-in-law will be subpoenaed], plus this same legally disowned/disinherited Michigan niece suggested a sort of extortion on Twitter by insinuating I prove my wealth by paying off her school loans [also saved by my husband for data legal timeline he brilliantly created for our attorneys, REAL publicist and law enforcement]. Then there are the many but one in particular ridiculous, juvenile, poorly written email – which my husband responded to after he first notified EVERY individual his legally disowned/disinherited brother threatened to contact with bogus information and having my REAL publicist assist with before sending as warning to this fat idiot. Miscreants all have admitted to conspirator cheap restaurant gatherings in order to discuss us – complete with titles like “treasurer” and “sergeant at arms” – they have posted threatening and suggestive group photos on their Facebook pages, including a profile picture of one female Michigan miscreant holding and shooting a automatic weapon – posted after suggestive profile picture saying “more to come in 2013, 2014…” [each saved], et al.. All this has caused us to respond, defend, notify law enforcement and attorneys; as always, I and husband and colleagues have/will continue to fully document/save and subpoena EVERYTHING – we will NEVER end as Boleyn or those Salem ladies did as the result of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ lies. Stay tune – should be REALLY interesting very soon!!!

Note: Something else very IMPORTANT that I need to include that I feel relates to above subject matter in some way on account of REAL issues that are scary  – a closing thought that many who read and advise me have mentioned and I/my husband agree with about the miscreant losers. These enemies are so “sub-par” and unsophisticated we are all quite convinced that they definitely do not understand my level of writing; in fact, we know they misread and get wrong my statements, my husband’s, etc. for we have been shown their own postings that prove they have misunderstood references to that which I write and how things like my genealogist husband’s work with Ancestry.com, etc. REALLY works. One example forwarded to us is when I wrote in a previous blog [have saved Facebook posting with her own harsh words as to what her mother thought of her] that chubby disowned Michigan sister-in-law said her mother had “accused” her of being a “bad girl” [must paraphrase because the REAL quite vulgar words from her own Facebook posting concerning what her now deceased mother thought of her are being used in lawsuit as a character reference] –  this creature posted to my husband’s ex-wife that I wrote her deceased mother “approved”. This is VERY frightening as this woman is a nurse of some sort and even claims to have students – if one can not understand the difference between “accuse” and “approve”, then how would she be able to correctly read differences in medication levels ordered by physicians at hospital where she is employed; for instance could someone who confuses such simply words like “approve” and “accuse” also confuse “bid with tid” on a prescription order? Let me not waste too much more of your time describing in detail how this nurse and her compatriot who works as some sort of community college trained surgical technologist [which a REAL doctor friend of mine describes as nothing more than an “equipment cleaner” for surgeons] misunderstand how websites like Ancestry.com function nor – this is REALLY upsetting considering both work in the medical field – neither apparently understand how DNA denotation function [according to their own written words on Facebook that was shared with myself & my husband]. So here you see that England’s Thomas Cromwell would have loved imbeciles like disowned/disinherited sister-in-law and her Michigan “manic” looking [most agree in photos of her they have seen] gal pal in his trial preparation against Anne Boleyn who he slandered with lies from the least intelligent, those green with jealous envy and such but be assured my dear readers that I have much better lawyers to prevent such usury of bottom dwellers misstatements than that unfortunate Queen. Another Facebook comment we were shown is from ex-wife to her Michigan fellow evil doer club members stating we send “threatening” emails and certified letters – no NEVER, NEVER, NEVER  threatening but only, as my husband says, intelligent legally and REALLY research backed statements of actions – promises as to our, attorneys, publicist and law enforcement and courts intent; actually the  last “refused’ letter was directed by police sergeant when threatening phone call voice mail was received [recorded, saved and given to law enforcement, etc.] to our old home # – that call was immediately traced by Verizon and believed/swore to police as being convinced  by my husband to be his now legally disowned/disinherited Michigan younger brother. Then, on the same day, the local police instructed us to send a letter both via certified mail and email [my husband smartly decided to also copy email send to his also legally disowned/disinherited half-siblings as a means to establish witnesses for any possible trial]; we were instructed to then notify the detective/sergeant if returned or responded to (which of course we immediately did). Why these individuals who have relatives, who went to some sort of law school we are told, do not realize the seriousness of refusing certified legal mail is beyond everyone on my REAL team – the police were shocked as well and recently when I told the sergeant about their lol on Facebook concerning his directed letter – let us just say, he was NOT amused. For some reason they think erasing/deleting what they already posted on social media will exclude them from lawsuits or possible prosecution is confusing – all can/has and will be saved and I REALLY have Facebook law enforcement and subpoena departments on speed dial [gave my REAL attorneys and law professors a chuckle when I first showed them that on my iphone directory]; besides these stupid people seem to forget that my husband is a well known award winning Data Architect who can find and save anything [unlike miscreants – he does this ONLY with that legally available and with REAL facts]. My husband is so talented at retrieving REAL information that my computer class Villanova law professor when realizing who I was married to, insisted I give my husband his card and asked for me to please have my husband contact him – REALLY impressive is how everyone describes my husband’s skills – how the hell my superior man came from that Michigan trash is a REAL DNA quandary [although my sweet 80+ father-in-law is a decent sort but the rest – OMG!] and it is quite understandable why my dear husband gets so upset when anyone mistakenly refers to these low lifers as his family. Quite troubling is that these miscreants are even more dangerous in the misinterpretation of words, deeds and situation that they present and the fact that they so botch my and my husband’s words render them equally dangerous to Boleyn or Salem false lying accusers. Also – dam it – on account of their “sub-par” minds and obvious poorly educated “sub-par” intellects, they are probably not getting the full REAL measure of insult or instruction I intend for them as they have such limited knowledge of the English language and certainly none of what I write in other languages [French, Italian, Hebrew, etc.]. Oh well, more gainful employment for attorneys from hubby and I … guess this means Romney [hoping you all vote Obama November 2012] types should love that we are in the 1% job creators they so champion, lol!!!

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