Archive for ‘Plays & Movies’

June 8, 2014

His Play Write, My Summer 2013 Play Wrong!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Terrence McNally _Thomas KirdahlDuring the Summer last year my husband and I were visiting with acquaintances near the small town of New Hope, Pennsylvania. Passing the historic Bucks County Playhouse, our host mentioned their current production of Mothers and Sons by Terrence McNally – I enthusiastically told my day’s companions that I and my parents before me were huge McNally fans and that in fact, I believe I might have once met this genius writer at a Philadelphia event with my Father. All agreed it would be a wonderful idea to see his latest production but time probably would not allow us that opportunity as the play only ran for a few more days. Nothing unusual so far but as with so much in my REALLY serendipitous and always interesting life there is a caveat to this seemingly simple and mundane occurrence.

Just a few days later I found myself attending a meeting with the acquaintance of myself and my husband that had previously suggested we all see the play. As we walked to dinner where the plan was to discuss possibilities for my husband and my new venture, my companion realized we were quite near the Playhouse. We strolled past the billboard in front where I fawned over the play’s announcement – again expressing my admiration for Mr. McNally and the star, Tyne Daly. On this very hot East Coast evening in very high heels I was led by my evening’s host down toward the small gathering of the play’s professionals and arriving theater goers. It seemed [now and for future discussions a bit odd] that my host had previously met Thomas Kirdahy who apparently was involved in the play’s production in a very prominent way and as such introduced me  to this extremely charming man – my introduction led to questions and after discussing my studies and family, the chat turned to my planned books and blog. Mr. Kirdahy seemed interested and of course, I was only too eager to suggest he write down my contact information and take a look – as you are doing right now – at my blog essays. I was thrilled that he agreed and was careful to note the exact title of my work and then there was a small discussion that maybe my work could be a play someday along with publisher’s suggested plan for a movie. Oh my, I was thrilled and took the offer of free lemonade the playhouse was serving while being both beaming and excited.

Melting in that evening’s extreme heat and now anxious to both not wear out our welcome and also get this Friday night’s dinner meeting completed, I agreed to sit for a moment more at the the table where the play’s principals were waiting for curtain call outside – it was then that my “play wrong” faux paus occurred – I received a second introduction that went like this: while still standing I heard, “Tereza, this is Terrence“. I leaned over to shake the kind looking gentleman’s hand saying “Nice to meet you, what do you do?” Graciously my new acquaintance answered “I write plays” and then as I sat down said, “That must be interesting“. Yes I did – I said that to a man I have admired for many years and for some reason my dinner companion  – which I would have done if visa verse – did not take it upon himself to gently prod by reminding me that this was Mr. McNally [more in future writings about my later concluded reasons for that]. It does get worse my dear readers – after this ridiculous totally unexceptionable social misstep, I began to chatter away about my own writing – actually suggesting that Mr. McNally might enjoy reading what was then my most recent blog essay titled “My Special Relationship with Justice Scalia” – it was obvious we were both probably political Liberals and so there were a few guffaws about that essays title. Still oblivious we bid farewell and walked to our dinner reserved restaurant. Only then did it dawn on me that I had just met one of my favorite writers – an award winning and quite heroic gentleman. Oh my G-d, Oh my G-d, Oh my G-d … yes indeed that was my moment of  “I can not believe I did that”  happening.

There is a rather sweet follow up to this debacle. The next day I found that a special friend of mine and his husband were in fact seeing that evening’s production of this play. The day after my friend posted on Facebook photos of himself with Mr. McNally and Mr. Kirdahy and Tyne Daly – the play’s star – all of whom my wonderful friend and his husband seem very well acquainted with. Another Oh moment then as I realized I did in fact know that Mr. McNally and Mr. Kirdahy were married – having read that in the New York Times, etc.. Well now – I am fond of saying that I don’t do embarrassment – no that feeling is not in my emotional repartee. My life instead consists of realizations when wrong or offending another, that sincere apology is required, a life correction one might say is to be pursued as a regretful action might have been my mistaken course. With this in mind, I am thinking of just the right gift and note to send the couple of McNally and Kirdahy as explanation and apology for that hot Bucks County evening’s “can not believe I said that” moment!

 

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July 18, 2013

His Play Write, My Play Wrong!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Terrence McNally _Thomas KirdahlEarlier this Summer my husband and I were visiting with acquaintances near the small town of New Hope, Pennsylvania. Passing the historic Bucks County Playhouse, our host mentioned their current production of Mothers and Sons by Terrence McNally – I enthusiastically told my day’s companions that I and my parents before me were huge McNally fans and that in fact, I believe I might have once met this genius writer at a Philadelphia event with my Father. All agreed it would be a wonderful idea to see his latest production  but time probably would not allow us that opportunity as the play only ran for a few more days. Nothing unusual so far but as with so much in my REALLY serendipitous and always interesting life there is a caveat to this seemingly simple and mundane occurrence.

Just a few days later I found myself attending a meeting with the acquaintance of myself and my husband that had previously suggested we all see the play. As we walked to dinner where the plan was to discuss possibilities for my husband and my new venture, my companion realized we were quite near the Playhouse. We strolled past the billboard in front where I fawned over the play’s announcement – again expressing my admiration for Mr. McNally and the star, Tyne Daly. On this very hot East Coast evening in very high heels I was led by my evening’s host down toward the small gathering of the play’s professionals and arriving theater goers. It seemed [now and for future discussions a bit odd] that my host had previously met Thomas Kirdahy who apparently was involved in the play’s production in a very prominent way and as such introduced me  to this extremely charming man – my introduction led to questions and after discussing my law studies and growing family, the chat turned to my upcoming books and blog. Mr. Kirdahy seemed interested and of course, I was only too eager to suggest he write down my contact information and take a look – as you are doing right now – at my blog essays. I was thrilled that he agreed and was careful to note the exact title of my work and then there was a small discussion that maybe my work could be a play someday along with my publisher’s plan for a movie. Oh my, I was thrilled and took the offer of free lemonade the playhouse was serving while being both beaming and excited.

Melting in that evening’s extreme heat and now anxious to both not wear out our welcome and also get this Friday night’s dinner meeting completed, I agreed to sit for a moment more at the the table where the play’s principals were waiting for curtain call outside – it was then that my “play wrong” faux paus occurred – I received a second introduction that went like this: while still standing I heard, “Tereza, this is Terrence“. I leaned over to shake the kind looking gentleman’s hand saying “Nice to meet you, what do you do?” Graciously my new acquaintance answered “I write plays” and then as I sat down said, “That must be interesting“. Yes I did – I said that to a man I have admired for many years and for some reason my dinner companion  – which I would have done if visa verse – did not take it upon himself to gently prod by reminding me that this was Mr. McNally [more in future writings about my later concluded reasons for that]. It does get worse my dear readers – after this ridiculous totally unexceptionable social misstep, I began to chatter away about my own writing – actually suggesting that Mr. McNally might enjoy reading what was then my most recent blog essay titled “My Special Relationship with Justice Scalia” – it was obvious we were both probably political Liberals and so there were a few guffaws about that essays title. Still oblivious we bid farewell and walked to our dinner reserved restaurant. Only then did it dawn on me that I had just met one of my favorite writers – an award winning and quite heroic gentleman. Oh my G-d, Oh my G-d, Oh my G-d … yes indeed that was my moment of  “I can not believe I did that”  happening.

There is a rather sweet follow up to this debacle. The next day I found that a special friend of mine and his husband were in fact seeing that evening’s production of this play. The day after my friend posted on Facebook photos of himself with Mr. McNally and Mr. Kirdahy and Tyne Daly – the play’s star – all of whom my wonderful friend and his husband seem very well acquainted with. Another Oh moment then as I realized I did in fact know that Mr. McNally and Mr. Kirdahy were married – having read that in the New York Times, etc.. Well now – I am fond of saying that I don’t do embarrassment  – no that feeling is not in my emotional repartee. My life instead consists of realizations when wrong or offending another, that sincere apology is required, a life correction one might say is to be pursued as a regretful action might have been my mistaken course. With this in mind, I am thinking of just the right gift and note to send the couple of McNally and Kirdahy as explanation and apology for that hot Bucks County evening’s “can not believe I said that” moment!

P.S. In my year (2013) memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! and following Summer 2014 Life Journey of Heiress Mommy I hope to detail all the REAL facts of how dear husband and I ended up even being at that place, at that time that created circumstances leading to my meeting the great Terrence McNally – hint is that all did not turn out well with certain unseemly characters involved but still quite thrilled that I did meet the play write and his very accomplished husband, Thomas Kirdahy. As with so much in my life, my hope and prayer is that what is so blessed in my life through trial, tribulation and the subsequent REAL triumphs will help guide others to that gloried path!

April 13, 2013

Sex Essentials or How I am REALLY Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte AND Samantha!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

SATCJust this past 5 March 2013 – on my 59th birthday, along with other lovely surprises seen here in this photo, I was gifted the entire Sex & the City DVD set. This television series collection arrived in a lovely pink suede cover box and I was thrilled. Never being a steady TV viewer and having no time, inclination nor patience to routinely watch serial shows – I did not see this iconic and groundbreaking series on a regular basis when shown on HBO. I did catch a few segments, saw the movies and certainly read loads about it – always thinking it honest, marvelous and REALLY worthwhile entertainment. Anyway, as a blogger and soon to be published author + plans to be at least part time NYC resident soon – many gals in ,my life thought it about time Teréza came into the S&C club. Besides, I adore Sarah Jessica Parker and believe me when I tell you her and I REALLY have much in common. Those similarities will be fully detailed in my year end (2103) memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! For now, lets just say it is more than we both own multiple pairs of designers shoes.

Anyway, back to the Box Set S&C moi received as a birthday gift … at the end there are bonus discs and one it titled “Sex Essentials“. Well what was I to think – hmm … possibly a tutorial on that great pleasurable life activity, perhaps suggestions on hows and wheres to enjoy such delights or could it just be a synopsis of the multiple #@%* – got you thinking orgasms, right? No – none of those but instead a lovely retrospective on each of the four characters. The tonality was that each of the four ladies while sharing NYC and one another as friends, were distinctive and separate – very individual types. I say not – for me each was 1/4 of a whole. Yes indeed – we REAL women encompass  Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte AND [G-d willing] a hell of a lot of Samantha. If you follow me regularly or definitely if you know me personally, without a doubt you are thinking, “Teréza is going to explain this for sure!”. Your right – her goes ladies and gents who REALLY love us – my take on my four parted REAL self and others who like me want to REALLY have it all!

OK folks – lets begin with Miranda. I too study law …  hoping to finish soon and I can honestly say that I took to the tomes of jurisprudence like the proverbial “fish takes to water“.  Like Miranda I sit at the head of the meeting – in charge and never the lesser on account of my gender. Also similar is that I am not afraid to be successful – not timid nor fearful that my abilities in the board room will lessen my attractiveness in the bedroom. Fortunately for me and her (later in the series) the REALLY right man is my life partner … both my first husband from whom I was widowed in 2001 and my REALLY feminist second hubby [who you must all know by now legally took my last name/has our children do the same] who I married in 2003 never seemed threatened by  – in fact both promoted – my achievements and goals. I must firmly state that I have been particularly blessed and abundantly so with REALLY supportive men all my life. My dear Father, husbands, best and other guy friends, colleagues and advisers – all – each and every one of these men are amazingly supportive and even protective of my ambitions in life. Now don’t get me wrong – there have been a few misogynistic loser type males I have needed to put in their bottom dwelling place. Why surely most of you have by now read my mention of the male parts of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™  hubby and I suing, etc.. Now those are REAL schmucks – trust me about this and one of them is almost miniature in size – I mean height or maybe both his @#%* and height. Oh who knows – just that these are not REAL men – know what I mean?

Now onto dear sweet Charlotte. In fact I too have my REALLY preppy and conservative sides. I ride horses, play tennis in whites, golf, sail, fly fish and here is another big similarity –  my first dear hubby, David Colin was a WASP. Yes, he was so much so that I had my walk in closet in our home having one whole section filled with duck, horses and tasteful plaid attire. My dear husband who I married at the young age of 26 [he was almost 10 years older], converted to Judaism for me. His family embraced me and mine him. Fortunately my REALLY cultured parents and my in-laws. despite ethnic and religious differences, shared quite similar sensibilities – art, theater, travel and such. What else Charlotte and I have in common is my being a bit “prudish” – not within the realm of marriage but unlike the other ladies I and Charlotte never wanted the, shall we say “serial monogamy” life style. No – marriage was my choice … G-d I have been married almost all my adult life. Always say – admit readily that even though I do not think it would have been something I could have enjoyed, there never was the a REAL opportunity for the single gal bar pick up time in my life – never being REALLY single. I do not condemn nor judge badly other ladies who sought that venue … why not be open about wanting sex, if guys do it all the time? For me – neither sex looks REALLY happy bed hopping and so in that way I am very much like Charlotte. Besides she becomes a Jew near the end of the series  – so that too is a shared likeness between us. One more REALLY shocking to some who think they know me is sameness for her and I in that I am very domestic. Even though not always  a necessity – I can cook, bake and all the other homey stuff. I am a great caretaker type – family and friends know I am the one that will not be squeamish in my tasks should they need attention. Proud to say I am quite a maternal woman and I find that most women are too. By the way, even though not on a Martha Stewart level to be sure, I have been known to glitter a poster or two for the children and more REALLY crafty stuff. So there.

We have come to “hot time in the city” Samantha – who apparently she is mine and most of my gal pal’s husband’s favorite S&C lady. Wonder why? No I don’t actually. Now here I suggest what you readers might think counter intuitive for I just told you that I share a bit of “prudishness” with Charlotte. You are wrong my darlings because I am anything but that in my married life. One of the reasons I REALLY love being married is that my one and only and I are each others fantasy mate. Monogamy for me equals completeness and the safety to be all I can be to just one man – my husband. Nothing wrong with being full out Samantha sex obsessed with just the right guy – my husband, Chester M. Eliasz-Solomon is the lover I always dreamed of and he is my only fantasy. Like Samantha my mind drifts to us together when I hear just the right song, smell a certain scent or have a suggestive thought. I like to say that my parents raised a REALLY healthy woman and it is biblical [my old testament that is] intoned that within the sanctity of marriage, passion is to be a blessed by G-d event. Besides why would I deny myself one of the most exciting and earthly pleasures when the ring on my finger says I am entitled to full out love making with my hubby. Yes Samantha and I agree – it is my right to be a REALLY satisfied woman. It is on my terms and it is great to be sexual – after all nature made us that way. Right? Samantha and I are also career oriented  – along with not thinking a man is the answer to all things or the only way to happiness. Again you must be thinking that I state opposite ideals – no, no, no I tell you for if I had not found the REALLY right guys to marry, then a single life would have been an equally happy and fulfilling choice for me. See Samantha and I agree on many things – well just not that multiple partner stuff but multiple other things for sure.

Finally, my writing doppelganger Carrie Bradshaw. Oh my – she is REALLY me and I too married [as she does in the first S&C movie] Mr. Big.  Some similarities are almost too obvious to state – of course that will not stop me. We both write – her a column – me a blog and likewise, each of us got a REAL book deal – make that multiple book deals [there goes that word again]. We both REALLY love and wear REAL designer couture shoes and clothes – and we both REALLY, REALLY, REALLY have great friends. On the friends issue, I wrote a blog titled Goddess Crew™ [26 August 2012]. The reason hubby and I trademarked that phrase is because for years I called my most wonderful, spectacular, loyal girlfriends that and then a few years ago, one of my L.A. advisers suggested we trademark it before my book was published [after all we all knew The Miscreants™ are thievery types – trust me they are being sued, along with for other reasons, copyright infringement]. To me all REALLY good women are goddesses – taking care of others, working tirelessly for family, careers and bread winner task, along with so much more – I REALLY worship these types of women and hence think them goddesses. Like Carrie I think of my close female friends as soul mates – they are my always there people,  who know EVERYTHING and we love, support and guide one another. We defend each other against all enemies – no task of helping each other thought to be too large and always with REAL respect. There is nothing and I mean absolutely nothing that is out of the question for us of the Goddess Crew™ in relationship to staying the course of REAL friendship. Another blessing are the women who have come into my life unexpectedly – through groups, school, professional situations and from meeting through social media sites. That’s right – some of my dearest lady friends were gotten on account of a serendipitous meeting via Facebook and Twitter and such. I REALLY love women friends – just like Carrie – the ladies are my home base and I am thrilled to be theirs. Another blog post I wrote was Why All REAL Women Are Carrie Bradshaw!!! [10 October 2012] and this my dear readers says so much about how all REALLY good women are her. The scene that post references shows Carrie being “fashion road kill” and yes my much beloved and admired NYT columnist Frank Rich is in the audience when our darling falls down on the runway. An Oy Veh moment for sure but Carrie gets right back up and says,”When REAL people fall down, they get back up and [just] keep on walking.“. No better advise was ever given – not by me and not by Carrie Bradshaw!

So to conclude – I am REALLY proud to tell you that I have grown into a finely integrated 4 part woman. Each of us gals can and should be part of  an eclectic, hard to define and multi-faceted combined Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha and Carrie. Be one or be all these types of women but no matter to what extent you embrace their style – be your REAL self, no  matter what the rest of the world attempts to define you as being. You my darling ladies are each REALLY beautifully unique and I for one adore you!!!

P.S. In my year end memoir – my REALLY odd connection to the actress Kim Cattrell, who plays Samantha in the S&C series and movies will be shared. It is a REAL life OMG  situation – for now, it is titillating enough to inform you that she and I REALLY shared a venue – stay tuned for that juicy and interesting tidbit!!!

April 7, 2013

REALLY Huge Mistake !!!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

BIG MistakeThere is a scene in the 1990 film Pretty Woman where previously dressed shall we say shabby provocative Vivian [played by Julia Roberts], who is now a well coiffed and couture clothed lady, walks into a Rodeo Drive boutique that had a day prior turned her away. Well now – needless to say – here was a case of “payback is a REAL bitch“; she asks if they remember her being there before and then informs the uppity sales woman that they indeed had refused to wait on her, which was a “Big Mistake … HUGE!“.  Yep – love, love, love it. Never been a scenario I usually had to deal with as my life afforded me [literally and otherwise] purview to most high end fetes, establishments, etc. but there have been others that I defended against such malice prejudice and marginalization. Recently on account of those often referenced in my blog posts as The Miscreants™ lies and misrepresentations of myself and my husband, a moment or two presented itself where I had my REAL “team” inform [planning how best to inform still others] those wrongly directed that they had made a REALLY huge mistake – because baby you should all know that I vote, shop, purchase and acquire with my $$$ and I will see any slanderous, defaming harasser in Court. Equally 100% true is that I and my husband REALLY “reward” those who support us and help in defeating the lesser types – those hell bent for whatever misconceived notion or illegal wrong doings against us and other REALLY good people will NEVER ever benefit [not one dime no matter how ill or desperate] from my and my husband’s bounty. I will not forgive nor forget and even though my and my husband’s life plan includes something we have titled our “caring & sharing program“, none of the enemies we write about so frequently will be benefactors of our REAL generosity – not EVER I tell you will there be a hand out or gifting, for these creatures had choices and made the wrong turn by turning against the golden rule of “do unto others as you would have them do unto you“.

Now if you know me personally or are my regular follower/reader, then you are aware of my contractual inability to share all the REAL details here … mostly on account of my year end memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! publisher obligations and likewise, the legal and other advisers warning me to stay relevantly mute on specifics until members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ are successfully sued and thwarted. Still I can express to you the pathos of the situation and the grand feeling that comes from intrinsic knowledge concerning my own REAL life narrative, as well as knowing the REAL horrific and less than stellar life stories of my nemesis. True to fact is that old adage – my morphed phraseology presented here: “Those with REALLY glass houses are somehow foolish enough to throw stones“. Why oh why I will never understand but it seems more true than not in that those like my husband and mine sworn enemies – of which he having once been “related to” or knowing since childhood, is in procession of REAL salacious facts about these creatures – dare to lie, slander and attempt with bogus suggestions to defame us. WOW – stupid surely you agree?

Look folks – I am hesitant to delineate too far the analogy within this romantic comedy film but REAL truth be told, it does give voice to an age old situation concerning our human need to unfairly and oft times too quickly rush to judgement – many times to find out that which we thought to be true was REALLY anything but the facts of the matter. Modernity has birth even more avenues of deceit through social media venues and I thank G-d I have the REAL means and most amazing support to fight that battle for myself and others. Yes I must remain vague but trust me – I am the great avenger in this ongoing dialogue. My husband, myself, our REAL family, friends and colleagues have decided and committed ourselves to never letting any slight or lie or such go unchallenged. 100% legal revenge will be my reward + a life REALLY well lived. Additionally, my received $$$ damages from those having caused my pain or denied me my rights will surely help soothe my angst. For now – stay tuned and do not let the bastards get you down. If you like, please  go to “Chat with Teréza” option on my blog wall and tell Mama Teréza who and what has attempted to define you falsely – I shall comfort, commiserate and advise!!!

P.S. My own REAL “Big Mistake … Huge” payback to evil types is my own REAL life narrative that consist of my REALLY amazing husband, children, family, friends & colleagues but I do readily admit my REALLY glamorous lifestyle, my REALLY  magnificent [planning to be in a short time in Architectural Digest & more] homes, my REALLY luxurious past, present & future travel experiences, etc., etc., as well as my REAL upcoming book tour/its movie red carpet moments, et al. are  a kind of REAL “sweet revenge” – in and only in that a life REALLY well lived will cause those delusional bottom dwellers to REALLY be eating their blackened hearts out!!!

February 24, 2013

Every February I Fall in Love with the GOP … Grand OSCAR Product!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Oscar-2013Money makes the world go around”  the song in Cabaret begins … yes indeed it is, happily, Oscar money generating time again. We should all be REALLY grateful that the U.S.A. entertainment industry provides a yearly venue that creates jobs, distributes contracts, does massive hires and creates wealth for so many varied vendors, artists, workers, etc.. You have those employed directly in the film industry – the actors, producers, directors, agents, scenery and makeup/costume designers, audio experts and more. The accessory and support areas of food, travel, car service, fashion, hair stylist +++ are REALLY too numerous to list. All are benefactors of Oscar time economy  but more relevant is the year round economic benefits to so many that our America film business creates. Along with this grandeur once yearly film business economic stimulus is the day to day movie tickets, refreshment concessions, DVD sales and attached product promotion licensees that all pay salaries to small business owners and average workers. Even the fashion and jewelry industries benefit from red carpet events … copies galore are instantly produced after each star studded couture viewing – sold to the waiting minions for much more reasonably priced aspired to attires. Reason enough to support this industry but there is more and you my dear readers/followers just know that I am itching and ready to explain it all to you here.

Shall we start with one of my favorite subjects – the law; in this instance Intellectual Property Laws. My brilliant husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon and I (jointly) own 30 trademarks and are forever watchful, as are our advisers of infringements on these products of our creation. The entertainment industry is and should REALLY be vigilant over their produced works – whether tangible like actual movies or an idea – all should be the sole property of those who had  developed, imagined and produced that thing. When you copy – engage in piracy [warez] – you are stealing from many people. Theft is theft … no delineation from you breaking into a home to rob from another person. All of you who know or follow me realize by now that I tolerate no such action – you try to take my ideas, my repudiation  or my right to be productive – I will sue your miscreant evil doer ass immediately. Why should Hollywood, et al. be any less determined to protect their property? Remember not only the REALLY few high paid stars are effected by such thievery – there are multitudes of workers whose livelihoods are lessened and even permanently destroyed from piracy theft. Trust me – you should REALLY care about this issue for yourself, loved ones and communities because all lose revenue from such egregious actions. Listen folks – I fully admit to being a purist on this topic; my late Father, who was a successful entrepreneur capitalist pro-union/labor activist [yes – all that and more] would admonish us/his  children and grandchildren for looking through a magazine or book too extensively before purchasing. Abe Solomon’s  well thought out theory was by doing that – deciding not to buy only after consuming the contents – we were taking away jobs – that is correct, using without paying destroys the economy – period. So you see I was born and bred to be REALLY involved in the legal world of economic rights and protection – it affects each of us no matter your locale, career or financial status. It is not just Hollywood that suffers from piracy theft.

Now – the REALLY glam  fun stuff plus a wee bit of sociology. I adore the arts, the creators, the skills, the fashion and the glitz. So very American are all the Oscar details. Where else can a just a year ago unknown actor be championed as the greatest star on earth? Up by the proverbial boot straps has always been the true grit of movie land – indeed we of modernity just love to build folks up, just to tear them down and yet, still inspiring each of us to see an upstart youngster or seasoned working actor make it big. Hollywood and Vine – the corner of stardom and obscurity present all possibilities as equals. Films inspire, comfort, teach, entertain and much more – salvation is found, direction shown and often much needed momentary escape given by going to the movies. Wow – who could ask for anything more? Us mere mortals copy speech, lifestyles, dress, seduction methods from what we see and hear at the movies – television as well but more so the big screen in that it REALLY is a bigger than life venue and as such morphs we watchers into its temporarily staged world ideal. Many REALLY important historical social issues have been addressed and affected by the movies … wars detailed, patriotism defined, civil rights situations made clear. Can we not therefore think of film as the world’s tutor – our modern day Socratic teacher is how I see the shared communal movie watching experience and resulting national and even international conversational debates. Communication made accessible is what the film industry gives the world – we can know one another more easily because a story is told and unfolded before our eyes when we go to the movies.

So here I am at a hotel blogging event – at an “undisclosed location” [not joking about that] – writing this blog post, enjoying events and looking forward to having a REALLY lively Twitter @HeiressMommy [Teréza Eliasz-Solomon] peripatetic chat with all of you as the Academy Award Oscars are presented live tonight!!!

P.S. Hubby and I and our “team” are thrilled that discussions are beginning for my memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! to be made into a motion picture … now what to wear on the Red Carpet – thinking my much admired Marchesa  [hello Mrs. Harvey Weinstein] would be a REALLY great choice for me and of course, jewels by the iconic Harry Winston. Stay tuned – my life is always REALLY getting more and more interesting. Enjoy the evening!

January 26, 2013

Hair ♀ Sperm ♂ Quotient … Why Both REALLY Matter

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

SomethingAboutTCameron Diaz demonstrates well in the movie  Something About Mary that hair♀ and ♂ sperm can be comically combined … in my own life apparently my nemesis are much concerned with both of these body parts. I know – my life is unique and I REALLY love it. You see there has been quite a bit of internet chatter in reference to my hair ♀ and my hubby’s ♂ sperm from The Miscreants™ ” and THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ and who my attorneys/law enforcement suspect are their cohorts; even in Court my hubby’s REALLY unattractive ex-wife made an issue out of my darling’s REALLY virile ♂ sperm by having him questioned as to how he got moi – his 50+ year old wife pregnant. By the way, my Court  buddies tell me hubby proudly displayed two thumbs up when questioned about my miraculous gestation status. Of course, we had marvelous technology and the most amazing fertility specialist assist us in achieving the goal of REAL parenthood so late in life – my blog, The Feminist Fertility Toolbox™ post of 31 July 2012 details and gives solid advice on the how-to for others wanting to do the same. Anyway, back to the obsession with my REALLY well coiffed hair ♀ and my husband’s super ♂ sperm – the envious bottom dwellers have gone nearly mad trying to figure out how I look so damn good and got pregnant at my age … luck, brains, determination and unlike them, REALLY good genes is probably at least part of the answer. Speaking of genetics – I REALLY hope evilness and stupidity is not easily inherited by grandchildren –  bad enough most [adult] offspring of The Miscreants™ seem equally low status as their parents, G-d forbid their grandchildren are as well … I personally find the multi-generational breeding of bottom dwellers to be quite frightening. Oh well, what can one say – maybe not all bad qualities get passed down through the generations … one can only hope and besides the other half of the genetic mix might just overcome the loathsome qualities The Miscreants™ could pass on to a grandchild/great-grandchild. The REAL fact is that unlike members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ neither myself nor my husband wish ill on others … unlike our enemies who put my babies in jeopardy with a *“evil eye”, we do not do likewise with their innocent unborn grandchild, as only G-d can be the final determinant of destiny and justice. The lack of hubris and innate awareness as to the L-rd’s universal oversight when one wishes ill on another is stunning in these middle of the middle bottom dwellers – call it ironic or justice or happenstance but more often than not,  life teaches harsh lessons to those determined to unjustly harm others. For now it is enough comfort for me that REALLY good people – like so many in my life – raise wonderful children and amazing grandchildren to brighten this world and make my daily existence full of joy.  I digress, for here the topic I want to explore is what quotients of all sorts mean and how you, like me, can benefit from such configurations. A bit of math and a lot of intuition is involved – trust me, you will REALLY enjoy reading my take on this topic my darling readers.

The term quotient is usually about math formulas – derivatives of two factors that then influence or determine a third. Everyone has heard of I.Q. [Intelligence Quotients] and I wrote about Pregnancy Klout in my blog post of 24 July 2012 – Klout is the quotient that those of us famous or infamous have as a determinant accounting of popularity and hence marketability [mine has been consistently high – shows you that all press – even lies and misrepresentations by members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” REALLY does $‘$ pay off when you are REALLY worthwhile like myself and my husband]. Other quotient status include Social I.Q. – how well one handles public interaction and personal relationships and there are many more types and venues that involve a comparative of factors that will result in the end result or applicable quotient derivative. Somehow my hair ♀ has gotten its very own quotient … my darling full time hairdresser and others I use when traveling equal mention on social media sites. Wow – great right? Truth be told, I like many ♀ women, have decided that only professional hair care makes one look REALLY well turned out on a daily basis. By now you know that a few of the female♀ miscreant types live in Michigan – I know they have hairdressers there because I went to a few and hubby’s home henna rinsed looking ex-wife lives in Pennsylvania – which for the most part [until mid 2013] has been my majority residence and thus I REALLY am sure there are hairdressers in that state. Why the hell these loser chicks ♀ do not take advantage of such services that they so obviously need is REALLY beyond my comprehension – even more confusing is why the concern with my hair ♀. Oh wait, sorry – the answer is pure and simple – they are nearly sick with envy about my appearance [which I work diligently on each and every day through exercise, nutrition, beauty/health treatments]; the female ♀ miscreants are so full of jealously as to deny any other ♀ woman’s REAL attractiveness, whereas as I am humble and admiring of other women ♀ who like myself REALLY take care of themselves and those with simple intrinsic beauty. I am not normally this vicious about other ♀ women – in fact I see beauty in most but damn it – these creepy chicks ♀ are so REALLY unattractive, and even the one who gives it a try mostly appears manic in Facebook photos, that one can not help but comment on their true ugliness. Just a side note – someone showed me, hubby and friends one of the Michigan miscreant holiday Facebook profile pictures – ALL in the room said OMG – she is so trying to imitate me [her half turned profile pose is almost exactly as my last blog post “Chat with Tereza” photo (until a few days ago, seen here) and her newly styled  hair, although not as well coiffed as my own, similar in style and even her cheap makeup appears to mimic my own obviously more expensive cosmetics]. What is it they say about imitation being a form of flattery – thinking this (M.W.) Michigan ♀ chick is just unstable and just a wee bit fixated on me.  Sad really – don’t you agree – that my very existence has invoked such obvious angst and frustration among the lesser types. Oh well – so be it. Yes I admit to not being without sin here in that I have been known to do a great imitation of hubby’s buck teeth, long nosed, low class speaking, nasal voiced/snorting [I swear – even my hubby’s family law attorney heard this bitch snort] ex-wife … I have been asked by and made a promise to  my gal ♀ pals that during our August 2013 REAL luxury cruise for my Goddess Crew™ [to celebrate ALL the gals ♀ in my life and promote my end 2013 memoir book/movie deal] I would do — 10 minutes routine of THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™  before the professional entertainment takes the stage for our final evening at sea banquet. One of my favorite audiences is at the Court where my husband’s ex-wife of nearly 20 years kept lying and attempting to get “child” support not REALLY owed her for adult offspring – my supportive friends there REALLY seem to love it when I do my hubby’s ex-wife mockery. Seriously, when I first met the ex-wife, I thought “How the hell could someone as attractive – both inside and outside – as my husband ever be married to this person?” … others seeing, hearing and knowing her have expressed exactly the same sentiment [including but not limited to her new found chubby Michigan nurse buddy].

Tereza Jan 2013Lets talk about hair shall we? My own nutritionist and other professionals writings suggest that mental health illness, along with physical maladies can manifest as a presentation in “bad” looking hair … hair that is REALLY unhealthy in appearance and I have to say [have seen many photos as REAL proof] that all three of the female 50+ adult members [yes there are junior versions as well] of The Miscreants™ ” have very straw like, unnatural kinky for Caucasians, rough looking hair. Hmm – just saying. Now I readily admit that personally I have zero hair styling talent and thankfully professionals have always been available to make me look good but still there have been a few times in my life where even my limited self styling abilities had moi looking much healthier in the hair department than loser miscreant chicks no matter a now and again visit to a salon they might have indulged in somewhere in their middle of middle neighborhoods. All my professional hairdressers and my dermatologist tell me that I have been blessed with genetically REALLY good hair … hubby and I have speculated for some time that poor DNA might be at the core of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” maladies, physical lack of attractiveness and mental problems but who knows, it could be environmental or something else that will be made transparent in upcoming civil and possible criminal litigation situations we are REALLY pursuing against them. I admit to being blessed – having at one time and now planning the same soon, a professional hairdresser actually stop by my home almost daily and always prior to special events … the last nine years it was almost daily visits to my dear goddess friend’s salon for styling, color, conditioning, trims, etc.. Even when traveling I arrange in advance for professional hair stylist but this post is not about my advantages – all of which I am grateful for – it is instead about the total insanity that the jealous envy of my nemesis has perpetrated on social media concerning my hair ♀ … mocking that I REALLY do have a professional hairdresser at all times and even suggesting I wear a wig [which I do not]. Oddly, my own Philadelphia suburban hairdresser has long time clients who are not fashionista or well off or have book contracts like myself … in other words only the loser miscreant females seem to think it an oddity that one frequents a  hair salon or has a consistent hairdresser in ones life. Oh well, you darling readers will see for yourself when trial photos and my book pictures are available … although my own attorneys think The Miscreants™ ” women will be advised to “spruce up” by their lawyers in advance, lol. Oh yes, one more thing – the NYC trichologist [medical hair & scalp specialist] I have seen a few times advises that cheap cocktails and beer guzzling is not good for skin and hair … hint to women ♀ of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” and their young daughters [yep – them too – I have seen REAL photos of these junior miscreants gals ♀ throwing back/consuming lots of  booze and of course THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ own daughter was sanctioned at Drexel University for drunkenness of which I am in possession of records I subpoenaed on that and other matters].

All right – now we will discuss the other quotient topic at hand [no pun intended] – that is my hubby’s REALLY attractive and REALLY virile ♂ sperm. I am serious … the lab that did our fertility testing determined that my man’s swimmers were very healthy, vibrant, had great motility and were REALLY [at least now – hint – more in my book] genetically sound. You see on account of our ages [hubby in 50’s but 5 years my junior] and because we suffered a tragic miscarriage when first married in 2003, we and my doctors decided both my ♀ eggs [which thank G-d I was still able to produce with medication assistance] and my husband’s ♂ spermatozoa should be tested prior to IVF/IVM procedures. Even the medical professionals were impressed … we two are blessed with REALLY excellent genetic health even at this stage of our life. Ok – back to my darling lover boy’s ♂ sperm and the glory of my being able to finally give him the children he always desired and deserved. Expensive, time consuming and often uncomfortable – but we two were determined to have children; I will detail all REAL scenarios and facts in my end 2013 memoir but suffice it to say here that nothing and no one was going to stop our quest for a family. I will share that my husband considers our children his ONLY offspring and he has made it a REAL legal permanent fact that they are his ONLY REAL children – anything else was a youthful error is how he explains it and he thanks G-d the legal system provided a venue to make it a REAL fact [legal disowning, 100% legal disinheritance and legal name changing, et al.] that those children born to our marriage are his ONLY children. Never mind that for many reasons and at many times he actually has doubted that his ex-wife’s three children were his biological offspring – no matter because now, thanks to our/our attorneys efforts, the law says they are now and never again can ever be named as the children of my husband. I know my readers will be very interested in that part of my book – much to learn for many. On a funnier note, I got a call last year on my  iphone that began with “Hello, is this Tereza? We are calling about your husband’s ♂ sperm.” – Well of course I responded with my usual quick humor “Why, what has it done now?”; it was actually the medical facility where we stored hubby’s “item” in case we wanted to fertilize more eggs [we actually still have more already frozen fertilized eggs for which we are now considering a gestational carrier to help us add to (my personally carried/gestated) our twin sons as siblings].

For now – my considerably attractive ♀ hair and my hubby’s great ♂ sperm are safe and REALLY content – looking forward to a REALLY blessed and happy life. I think you will want to keep reading my and my husband’s blogs because our story continues to get more and more interesting. Thankfully, our REALLY inspired life is never detoured by the cacophony of ridiculous and hateful rhetoric and so hubby and I – as always – are moving forward in our productivity. By the way, I hope you all enjoy my various hair styles … obviously not the most important thing in life but it is still nice to be REALLY well coiffed and it is definitely a plus to have REALLY active ♂ sperm at our REALLY nice  homes. In my memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! I will include some of my own REAL hair photos and possibly a few of The Miscreants™ female REALLY unattractive hair photos as well … you my darling readers can be the judge but for now I will continue to REALLY love my hairdressers. Stay tuned – thinking hubby and my combined hair and sperm quotient might just get its own popularized meme soon!!!

*Note: While this, like some of the others I have written, blog post is meant to be somewhat humorous and yet still informative … do not think the idea of REALLY evil people, who my husband nor I ever harmed or even cared about, attempting to harm us – defame, threaten and harass us – is not a serious matter. As you my dear readers know we are pursuing multiple REAL lawsuits against The Miscreants™ and law enforcement is REALLY actively investigating possible civil criminal charges against them. As a Jew, I believe that the idea of what we call a Kineahora (“evil eye”) was issued against my babies by these devils [other cultures have similar attitudes and terms for such disgusting acts], which is not to be considered trivial … the REAL fact is that such loathsome tonality about my pregnancies and children could have manifested into REAL harm – more REAL details in my book. For now G-d and the legal system will deal with my enemies!

October 28, 2012

Witches In My Halloween

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Boo, Boo, Boo – have my blog posts about evil types, misanthropes, miscreants and all those other slimy creatures that go trolling for us REALLY good people scared you yet? No – oh well, think this witch themed Halloween post might finally do the trick – here is yet another treat from me to you on the occasion of All Saints Eve and Day 2012. Going to grab my broom – who am I kidding – I do not know how to sweep unless you count sweeping out REALLY bad people from my REALLY great life … read my darlings and learn because evil types dwell among us not just on Halloween but each and every day of the year. Grab your candy, lock your doors and enjoy my tutorial and instruction on thwarting goblins and such – I hope when you are done only REAL Halloween frivolity greets you this 31 October 2012!

Surely by now all my readers/followers know I suffer the presence of REAL evil witches – no make that REAL loathsome bitches in my life … sad really for me to say as I, a confirmed feminist, reject completely witch and bitch as negative terms in denotations of a woman’s worth or status. Of course, if you know me personally or are a regular viewer of my blog, then you will agree the often referred to females of that miscreant group which hubby and I have been forced to deal with are exactly what most of us conjure up in our minds during Halloween season as ugly and scary creatures. Funny thing is that we were told/shown that one of them has a Disney [this 50+ nurse’s apparent REALLY favorite cultural venue] quite attractive witch as her Facebook timeline photo – one of my darling five year old previously written about mini-goddess acquired nieces tells me it is the wicked Queen of the Snow White fable and all my dear lady friends agree this idiot nurse probably meant it as a reference to moi but you see I envy NO ONE (never have and never will) and certainly none of miscreant females have qualities or a life that anyone would desire for themselves but all in my world appreciated yet another guffaw at this meager attempt for cleverness. By the way, there are seriously cute “original bad girl” items with image of that particular sexy and beautiful Disney witch that simple minded disowned sister-in-law has as Facebook timeline photo – I simply MUST have at least a coffee mug ASAP. Another humorous related story is about my having gifted the DVD of the 1993 film Hocus Pocus to a gal pal’s adorable children a few years ago for Halloween – when calling to thank me they suggested in their usual kindly innocent manner that my husband’s ex-wife [now divorced nearly 20 years] looked very much like Bette Midler in that film and shortly after that conversation an attorney who had the unpleasant experience of meeting the ex said exactly the same thing but I personally think only somewhat as Midler actually looks more attractive than the woman my husband made what he calls the worse mistake of his life to wed as a youth. Although truth be told, when seeing a side by side most who have seen in person or ex-wife’s photos agree that the similarity is striking. Funnier and even more ironic is that our chubby Disney loving now legally disowned and disinherited Michigan sister-in-law, who is ex-wife’s new found unholy alliance buddy that I often write about, looks very much – although also less attractive – like the other Hocus Pocus witch played by Kathy Najimy. Who knows – maybe these two fine actresses can play those miscreant females in the movie version of my memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life!. Now the third miscreant woman cohort of their self proclaimed “evil doer and insanity club” [yes I am serious –  that is how we were told they recently self titled their group on Facebook] while at least attempting some personal grooming appears in photos shown me a bit – shall we say – not of good genetics [oops – just my and my husband’s “opinion”]; this third anti-Semitic [according to items directed toward me on her Facebook page] witch miscreant might be compared to my darling Jewish “sister” Sarah Jessica Parker’s character in Hocus Pocus in ONLY the way that film denotes SJP as being a little more acceptable to the eyes of the audience and as the foil of the two others. Not having watched this movie for some time, I admit to only the hilarity and OMG that my friends and I experience when the obvious combined similarities of appearances to the three evil doer miscreant females is noticed. On a side note – I do a laugh out loud imitation of hubby’s long nosed, nasal sounding, lower class tonality, snorting voiced ex-wife – so beneath me but friends and colleagues seem to get a great chuckle and all who have heard this bottom dweller speak agree my mocking of her voice is absolute perfection … I do a great routine of her demanding child support for her one 20+ dead and other NOT full time college [per divorce agreement] student twin daughters, along with other nasal pronouncements like the times she claimed in court to have a Masters degree, be a Minister and more and then finally under oath admitted to only having a high school diploma despite writing Masters degree on her daughter’s Drexel University application. If you are lucky, maybe I will do a bit of this very unpleasant woman’s voice for the audience during my 2013 book reading near you. Definitely not humorous is the seething, plotting, stealing, cheating, lie spewing, jealous, ugly, simple minded, delusional, narcissistic, common, ignorant, immoral, unsuccessful, unimpressive, insignificant, evil thinking and more of how most in my life (both personal and professional) REALLY see in part or of varying forms these disgraceful miscreant witch creatures I often reference. Their hatefulness is almost evocative of those processed by REAL demons – as my nearly saintly husband remembers years of incidents, utterances and occurrences concerning these individuals, it becomes more apparent they are nonredeemable.  Oh well, so be it and rest assured that G-d and the legal system plus my REALLY protective husband, friends and associates makes myself and REAL family safe from them this Halloween and all days of the year. Here I want to share tales of how, when and why the witch idea – both good [like myself and my darling Goddess Crew™ gal pals] and bad or evil [like THE Miscreants™ females] came to be.

The word witch is defined more or less as a woman supposedly possessing supernatural powers via a pact with evil spirits and an ugly shrew, as well as a fascinating female. Wow – truly a conflict of thought considering the word “fascinating” implies certain femme fatale attractiveness not usually associated with evil spirits nor shrew ugliness. So you see that we women have been both damned and championed for our witch like qualities – in there lays the REAL problem. Females of our species have been said to bewitch men and lure and corrupt – all with our witchcraft powers. But this charge has lead to alienation, marginalization and even death for women throughout history – a tool of the male establishment and tragically women against other women in efforts to rid their world of women they deem evil or they fear. For me today the use of witch against my enemy female miscreants is filled with humor for I think these particular women are not even worthy of the REAL strength and power those women accused of witch status probably had in historical references. In other words, the legally and REALLY officially trademarked by myself and my husband, THE Evil Doers Club™ female members do not even rank amongst the women accused of sorcery as they are too simple minded and “sub par” [inside joke – more in my book darling readers]. Do I suggest all accused and often condemned for being witches were of great and REALLY good character – no – not at all but I do believe, as a student of history, that many, if not most, were characterized as witches only because they were superior and hence a perceived threat to their community. Let me assure you 100% +++ that the evil doer female miscreants are ALL of REALLY inferior character and intellect – in my, my husband’s (who knows everything about them since birth), my friend’s and colleague’s REALLY educated opinions. As usual, I must apologize as I am still unable to fully detail all the REAL facts here – ongoing/soon to be filed lawsuits, still active law enforcement investigations and of course, my book contractual constrains. One interesting thing my readers should know – husband and I were shown Facebook rants by these bottom dwellers accusing me/us of evilness when we all know I/we only respond and defend against evil doers – we see here the loathsome accusing a powerful woman like myself, my amazing husband and my REALLY classy gal pals, family, friends and associates of that which they are REALLY guilty of and so I will examine how that lie against other women like myself has been evident throughout history. Hope those of you following me who are female can relate to the trials and triumphs of good witch types – the REALLY attractive, smart, clever and successful women of this world.

We must ask why witchcraft has so easily been given as an explanation for the accomplishments of the  powerful among our female gender and we also must ask why so many of both gender so readily accepted such a pronouncement as factual. In Exodus 22:18 we are instructed not to suffer witches and the Old Testament speaks ill of Jezebel. In Kabbalah, the woman Lilith is Seducer (Zohar 1:196) – we are warned about her as a night dweller who steals men’s seed [that one the oddest as men so willing to give it away]. Are these warnings to be theoretical or actual in form concerning a female sorcerer? Even the heroic Joan Of Arc was accused of being a witch – this brave girl thus never given the substantiation for her acts of courage.  Is it a denotation more or less subjective to content or a literal directive on how to deal with women who are sinful? Either or all answers still leave us with biblical awareness that there are evil women to take note of and yes fear. I guess one can readily admit that guile, wit and charm have a supernatural component but must one also then admit that those characteristics are derivatives of witchcraft or a REAL blessing and good fortune of women’s talents? This question infers that the former leaves room for blame from those less talented or lucky. All in all the charge of witchcraft is no different than the false claims made by any woman’s nemesis that she succeeds where other fail by some dubious or nefarious method. Again, I ask for you darling readers to trust me on this topic – for I know personally of what I write here and hope – actually I  pray my own life story will act as instruction as to what it takes to thwart those lesser and jealous of no more than others G-d given and hard worked for blessings. Unlike the Slavic witch Baba Yaga I and you who are of REAL goodness must always triumph over our evil adversaries. – If we of REALLY worthy blessings are accused of sorcery it is to be remembered that Slavic life did NOT perceive that as evil practice but a special gift. Like those from my sworn enemies that type of accusation and other similar are born from their own insecurity and unhappiness – still NEVER to be tolerated by us, their intended victims. Remember the very definition of witch-hunt makes clear that what is claimed to ostensibly be an investigation to uncover subversive activities is really a path toward harassing and undermining those with differing views – this is exactly what the miscreants attempted by falsehoods and intimation against myself and my husband but I and my REAL support team thwarted them at every turn – all REALLY good folks who read this should be likewise firm in your own dynastic quest against such evil persons.

Too easily men like the otherwise benevolent and some say even kind King Henry VIII charge a woman they come to disdain – Anne Boleyn – with sorcery and witchcraft to explain the original lore and appeal of such a woman. While no Saint, Anne has been rethought to neither be the vixen nor lustful witch like whore so charged, put on trial and executor for either – seems rather easy to defame, slander and libel any woman in order to punish her as England did Boleyn. As I read the award winning Hilary Mantel’s Bring Up The Bodies this past month my mind was full of the stunning similarities to that which I and others experience through the distortion and obsessive insistence of  those insignificant but at the ready to condemn. Happily modernity presents us – of which I take full advantage of – with laws and legal recourse against the slanderous, the libelous and the defamers. Call a woman witch if you like but never think false charges against her as proof can or should be easily tolerated. My husband and I am firm in our commitment to litigation for every such offense against us – men and women alike should not allow false accusations, postured as if truth, that can lead to horrendous consequences. As I detail in a few previous blog posts that are REALLY legal tutorials – innocent gossip, teasing, clever repartee, REAL opinions not presented as facts, chiding, argument nor insult are reasons for lawsuits but false statements and lies are REALLY a reason for taking the accuser to Court and reaping $$$ as compensation for the slander and “shedding of false light” on your person. Simply put: you may call me or any woman a witch, THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ [as my husband does the ex-wife and which trademark we plan to profit from greatly] and such but you can NOT say we were fraudulent in gain or faked a truth or forged something. I often think once I complete my law school studies I would love to reopen Anne Boleyn’s case and that of our own American Salem Witch Trials as well. The defense of these supposed witches would be simple and magnificent on account of their accusers being so readily proven dishonest … both the weak minded and the sophisticate used the charge of witchcraft against the women and girls of Massachusetts in 1692/93. Mere rumor and panic lead to the unholy occurrences of prosecution and punishment in Salem – the bizarre idea that if a female drowned she was innocent and not a witch but if able to surface than guilty and of course burn at stake is ludicrous. How well our brilliant Jewish American play write Arthur Miller highlights this America shame is his 1952 play The Crucible – frightening to think present day extremists throughout the world are doing the same thing to women they deem too uppity or not as they see fit in attitude and life choices. The moral here is that the accuser more often than not is the REALLY guilty party and is using charges of witchcraft, etc. to obfuscate their own evil doing. Most frustrating is when the less capable, the most inferior are the accusers and propagators against the supposed offenders. Lie filled, exaggerated and misconstrued tales offered as reasons were the undoing of many deemed witches, etc. but I say to you all of REAL decency – NEVER accept this and do as I do – fight with REAL facts and REAL intelligence against those of nefarious motives. History is full of false charges – “witch” they cry when envy and greed causes the evil types to be determined on destruction of those better, different or more special then themselves. Halloween is not nearly as frightening as this REAL truth.

Converse to the bad witch idea is the opposite who are the lovely, good and magical witch … Glinda in Oz is easily brought to mind and then we of course have the seductress vixen whose beauty tames men. Yes these prototypes bestow blessings on children and sexual pleasures on men – both apparently tolerable witch status to the world. So what are we to conclude about witches – power and strength bad witch attributes and benevolent love of children and sex for their men are fine and admirable witch talents. Songs, like Witchy Woman by my buddy Don Henley’s Eagles, denote a somewhat nonsensical admiration for evil women … love/hate complex at play for sure. Why one needs to only look at Halloween costume choices that include black pointed hat and scantily pieced trick or treat attire for adult woman to understand the duplicity and the conflict of the world view of witch status. Aren’t we females therefore damned if we do and equally if we don’t show our witch craft self … to be both admired and admonished for the same trait is confusing but one I readily embrace. As with many aspects of life, the source of a comment must always be taken into consideration and so if the juvenile jealous types brand a lady as evil or a witch, then a true compliment has been professed in my opinion. If the unwashed call me a witch –  I say “thank you” – for are they not REALLY saying I go where others can not and I achieve what others envy or maybe they, being so small minded common, need to defame as their only means of self comfort as they REALLY know deep down that they are useless creatures. Of course, possibly they just do not REALLY like me, lol. Anyway my darling readers/followers – I am hoping you and yours have a safe and fun filled Halloween 2012!!!

P.S. Along with my own Halloween 2012 photos, I have included here [below] the Hocus Pocus depiction of the three miscreants … believe me when I say the similarities are striking [remember the REAL evil witches in my life appear far less attractive than these actresses film characters]. By the way, if my publicist and publisher’s attorneys agree – REAL names of ALL miscreants and their commenting/participating family members and friends names, even their Facebook buddies, will be included in my memoir – after all fair is fair as they dared to use ours, they inserted themselves into our life uninvited, it is suspected that  one of them or someone they know has sent lie filled messages to my REAL family and friends, etc. and as such the law allows us to respond in kind; besides, we were told, one of the females of this distasteful group suggested she could withstand our “insults” [of course, she used less appropriate verbiage and poor grammar/sentence structure in that Facebook posting]. It is hysterically funny that this middle of middle of middle female feels “insulted”– surely a sign of delusional personality type as it was singularly our nemesis miscreants [including her] and NOT my dear husband and I but ONLY the self described evil doer club who posted fake websites with false accusations – including one against judge who oversaw my husband’s/my January 2012 name change [short Michigan male posted fake website on his Facebook page that was traced back to a self proclaimed “exhibitionist” as possible generator of this link – OMG – still being investigated but one must ask how did Michigan loser guy get this only hours after created and no one else except my REAL “internet ninja” found in order to notify us and does he have a possible association with this 20 something scantily clothed sex club female or are he/his cohorts involved with the actual creation of this illegal trademarked infringed, lie filled, threatening my safety link?]. These obsessed individuals although no relationship with my husband and myself any longer or ever in my case have continued to spread untruths, harassed us on social media sites and [we saved] multiple private Facebook messages from disown/disinherited niece [even after her idiot father sent us a leave them alone threatening type email – it is them & NOT us who must be left alone] … this daughter of chubby miscreants was described by my now also legally disowned/disinherited North Carolina step sister-in-law, Jane, to my husband and I has having been born 20+ years ago with some sort of developmental problems [we have sworn notarized testimony on record about what she said to us concerning this young woman and ex step sister-in-law will be subpoenaed], plus this same legally disowned/disinherited Michigan niece suggested a sort of extortion on Twitter by insinuating I prove my wealth by paying off her school loans [also saved by my husband for data legal timeline he brilliantly created for our attorneys, REAL publicist and law enforcement]. Then there are the many but one in particular ridiculous, juvenile, poorly written email – which my husband responded to after he first notified EVERY individual his legally disowned/disinherited brother threatened to contact with bogus information and having my REAL publicist assist with before sending as warning to this fat idiot. Miscreants all have admitted to conspirator cheap restaurant gatherings in order to discuss us – complete with titles like “treasurer” and “sergeant at arms” – they have posted threatening and suggestive group photos on their Facebook pages, including a profile picture of one female Michigan miscreant holding and shooting a automatic weapon – posted after suggestive profile picture saying “more to come in 2013, 2014…” [each saved], et al.. All this has caused us to respond, defend, notify law enforcement and attorneys; as always, I and husband and colleagues have/will continue to fully document/save and subpoena EVERYTHING – we will NEVER end as Boleyn or those Salem ladies did as the result of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ lies. Stay tune – should be REALLY interesting very soon!!!

Note: Something else very IMPORTANT that I need to include that I feel relates to above subject matter in some way on account of REAL issues that are scary  – a closing thought that many who read and advise me have mentioned and I/my husband agree with about the miscreant losers. These enemies are so “sub-par” and unsophisticated we are all quite convinced that they definitely do not understand my level of writing; in fact, we know they misread and get wrong my statements, my husband’s, etc. for we have been shown their own postings that prove they have misunderstood references to that which I write and how things like my genealogist husband’s work with Ancestry.com, etc. REALLY works. One example forwarded to us is when I wrote in a previous blog [have saved Facebook posting with her own harsh words as to what her mother thought of her] that chubby disowned Michigan sister-in-law said her mother had “accused” her of being a “bad girl” [must paraphrase because the REAL quite vulgar words from her own Facebook posting concerning what her now deceased mother thought of her are being used in lawsuit as a character reference] –  this creature posted to my husband’s ex-wife that I wrote her deceased mother “approved”. This is VERY frightening as this woman is a nurse of some sort and even claims to have students – if one can not understand the difference between “accuse” and “approve”, then how would she be able to correctly read differences in medication levels ordered by physicians at hospital where she is employed; for instance could someone who confuses such simply words like “approve” and “accuse” also confuse “bid with tid” on a prescription order? Let me not waste too much more of your time describing in detail how this nurse and her compatriot who works as some sort of community college trained surgical technologist [which a REAL doctor friend of mine describes as nothing more than an “equipment cleaner” for surgeons] misunderstand how websites like Ancestry.com function nor – this is REALLY upsetting considering both work in the medical field – neither apparently understand how DNA denotation function [according to their own written words on Facebook that was shared with myself & my husband]. So here you see that England’s Thomas Cromwell would have loved imbeciles like disowned/disinherited sister-in-law and her Michigan “manic” looking [most agree in photos of her they have seen] gal pal in his trial preparation against Anne Boleyn who he slandered with lies from the least intelligent, those green with jealous envy and such but be assured my dear readers that I have much better lawyers to prevent such usury of bottom dwellers misstatements than that unfortunate Queen. Another Facebook comment we were shown is from ex-wife to her Michigan fellow evil doer club members stating we send “threatening” emails and certified letters – no NEVER, NEVER, NEVER  threatening but only, as my husband says, intelligent legally and REALLY research backed statements of actions – promises as to our, attorneys, publicist and law enforcement and courts intent; actually the  last “refused’ letter was directed by police sergeant when threatening phone call voice mail was received [recorded, saved and given to law enforcement, etc.] to our old home # – that call was immediately traced by Verizon and believed/swore to police as being convinced  by my husband to be his now legally disowned/disinherited Michigan younger brother. Then, on the same day, the local police instructed us to send a letter both via certified mail and email [my husband smartly decided to also copy email send to his also legally disowned/disinherited half-siblings as a means to establish witnesses for any possible trial]; we were instructed to then notify the detective/sergeant if returned or responded to (which of course we immediately did). Why these individuals who have relatives, who went to some sort of law school we are told, do not realize the seriousness of refusing certified legal mail is beyond everyone on my REAL team – the police were shocked as well and recently when I told the sergeant about their lol on Facebook concerning his directed letter – let us just say, he was NOT amused. For some reason they think erasing/deleting what they already posted on social media will exclude them from lawsuits or possible prosecution is confusing – all can/has and will be saved and I REALLY have Facebook law enforcement and subpoena departments on speed dial [gave my REAL attorneys and law professors a chuckle when I first showed them that on my iphone directory]; besides these stupid people seem to forget that my husband is a well known award winning Data Architect who can find and save anything [unlike miscreants – he does this ONLY with that legally available and with REAL facts]. My husband is so talented at retrieving REAL information that my computer class Villanova law professor when realizing who I was married to, insisted I give my husband his card and asked for me to please have my husband contact him – REALLY impressive is how everyone describes my husband’s skills – how the hell my superior man came from that Michigan trash is a REAL DNA quandary [although my sweet 80+ father-in-law is a decent sort but the rest – OMG!] and it is quite understandable why my dear husband gets so upset when anyone mistakenly refers to these low lifers as his family. Quite troubling is that these miscreants are even more dangerous in the misinterpretation of words, deeds and situation that they present and the fact that they so botch my and my husband’s words render them equally dangerous to Boleyn or Salem false lying accusers. Also – dam it – on account of their “sub-par” minds and obvious poorly educated “sub-par” intellects, they are probably not getting the full REAL measure of insult or instruction I intend for them as they have such limited knowledge of the English language and certainly none of what I write in other languages [French, Italian, Hebrew, etc.]. Oh well, more gainful employment for attorneys from hubby and I … guess this means Romney [hoping you all vote Obama November 2012] types should love that we are in the 1% job creators they so champion, lol!!!

October 11, 2012

Bakers And Me !!!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

The family story goes something like this: My opera loving Zeide Benjamin Solomon courted my beautiful smart Bubbe Rebecca Wolf with, among other things, baking – yes he was working as a baker and supposedly made a heart shape large cookie to win over his lady love. It worked because they were married – had many children and us, their grandchildren – the most adorable couple ever, who lived as husband and wife for 70 +years. How honored and proud they would be that my gentile husband legally took our family Sir name of Solomon and had our children do the same [middle name of one of our twins Benjamin]. Now you ask,  do I bake – well a bit yes and my feminist hubby a REAL wiz in that department. This piece however is not about pastries or cakes and such but instead about a couple, whose last name is Baker – two REALLY great parents, grandparents, friends and more!

In a few previous posts my dear goddess gal pal Anna B. was referenced and then her granddaughters – my mini goddess darlings, Danaya and Javonna. More REAL family then friends at this point – the entire Baker family rallying and protecting myself, my husband,  babies and even sweet Lab, Princess Java Argus from those pest miscreants and all others, no matter the time or energy required. Each and every day – from our homes or even when either of us REALLY travel – my darling Anna and I speak around 5 a.m. – not joking – my sweet lady went so far as to be sure when she was last in Italy on holiday that her schedule allowed for that daily occurrence. Now the fact that my ringtone on her iphone is T-Pain/Wiz/Lily Allen 5’oclock in the morning [video]  – not sure how cute I think this is – no it is very adorable and a REAL sign of our mutual affection. By the way – if you are thinking 5 is a bit early – my family wakes daily at 4:30 a.m. – no miscreant Farmville, SongPop game playing slackers at our homes. Anyway – back to Bakers and moi – these two wonderful people never let me down – as the Kronberger family I write about so often has done for 35 years, the Bakers for over 5 years have as well … they all are REAL friends – extended REAL family that are there for us no matter the difficulty or nature of the problems involved. Ours is a tell everything – 100% truth at all times friendship  and so the good, the bad and the ugly never an issue of shame. Unlike those of self proclaimed evil doer group mentality and now we are told self denoted insanity club [yes – someone shared that these idiots actually write that about themselves on Facebook – I know – OMG!], our friendship is REAL and pure – not based on subterfuge nor determination to defeat others. Now do not get me wrong – these friends are at the ready to thwart all enemies of mine – no matter the consequences – both Anna and Jim are the people you know REALLY have your back and as such we share ALL with them about those we need protection from and all those who lie and cheat and steal from us and others … in other words, this is a REAL bonding and not just a made up recently formed on account of  we have a common jealousy angst grouping [I know more obvious references to losers]. You see I must contrast with the faux friendships miscreants profess – for by doing that, you my dear readers can see the specificity of what bogus lives produce compared to my and my husband’s genuine ones. My Anna B. and her husband, my James B. are both of unchallenged character – REALLY special, very learned and sophisticated – REALLY well traveled and quite bookish as well. A pure joy in our life to be in their company – both my husband and I gladdened by their daily presence. Lucky, lucky, lucky babies are mine that these two people are REAL Auntie and Uncle to them.

“Sister”, confidant, guidance counselor, teacher, playmate, et al. is how I describe my sweet Anna B. – we are 100% type of friends – no break in continuity despite any differences or disagreements. As my blog posts Real friends I Have Known And Loved!!! [18 July 2012] and Goddess Crew™  !!! [26 August 2012] detailed. She, like a lot of my REAL friends know it all and love all of me – as I do them. With Anna it is the every day aspect that makes our relationship so special … each morning and every evening at least a few minutes of chat time and often in between as well. We listen, we argue, we comfort and complain but we never end a talk without an I love you adieu. Poor Anna has gone nearly mad discussing the horrid evil miscreants with me; In fact, it was she who came to fetch me from Court when the daughter of devil husband’s ex-wife saw my beautiful, well coiffed and couture pregnant self – only to later that day post lie filled slander Facebook item claiming otherwise … first issue of soon to be filed lawsuit and here is the best part – the idiot ex-wife used a UK website item and so we are suing her there as well – important because British law much more favorable [more of her $$$ for me] against slander and defamation. Oh yes, almost forgot – I spend a lot of time in Great Britain and one of my REAL Jewish gal pal lawyers is a Barrister there – needless to say, she and I are REALLY going to enjoy that day in Court. Now back to darling bestie Anna B. – after coming to fetch me at that bogus child support hearing where ex-wife wanted money for a dead child and one who lied about being full time college student, we all, hubby included, had lunch [by the way, NOT at a burger joint]. Anna asked why ex-wife was not there – I said she was and when I described what she looked like my kind never gossipy Anna innocently said she thought that person was Courthouse cleaning woman. Oh no, I insisted – I know the cleaning lady, liked that fine hardworking woman and felt badly that anyone would compare my husband’s ex to her. It is sad because for REAL women like Anna B. and myself [who by the way has REALLY worthwhile children & grandchildren + wears REALLY great shoes] there has NEVER been a need to demean nor insult other women … we two most resent that the miscreants have forced a scenario where our verbiage is so harsh – not to fret wise Anna assures me, G-d will punish them and we shall live happily for many, many years – plus a little lawsuit money hubby/I reap and possible jail time for various acts now being investigated surely will help G-d teach the miscreants well deserved lessons. The REAL fact is despite the efforts to thwart evil types – Anna B. and I REALLY know how to live … fine dining, museums, plays and such a constant shared must do on our list.

Each year on Anna’s birthday we do a women thing – yes some event honoring, relating to and/or about women … one year is was The Cleopatra Exhibit, another Diana Princess Of Wales Exhibit and so on  – each a full day begun with a gourmet breakfast and followed by a grand elegant lunch or dinner at an 5 star restaurant – of course these annual events always includes my gifts from that year’s chosen venue and so my Anna has Cleopatra items, Diana collectibles and more. Because reading and books a great part of both our lives – every birthday includes those as well. Rituals are important – a main stay of REAL relationships – no pretend we are buddies cheap restaurant get together for goddess Anna B. and me – never that – only fine dining and the best cuisine will do for our REAL shared celebrations. Equally wonderful are the shared my and her home soirees – my dear friend is an excellent hostess and her tables REAL masterpieces … glassware, china, linens par excellence for the Baker’s is rule not exception. Then there are the ad hoc coffees and such – a early morning garden fete, a quick bookstore venture that includes a warm beverage and snack after we purview the shelves. I can not forget to mention the holidays get together celebrations … my Jewish and their Christian – especially the Xmas I played Mrs. Claus arriving at 6 a.m. laden with gifts at the Bakers home to surprise then 4 year old Princess Danaya. I love that my Anna has REALLY great taste … in clothes, jewelry, food, furniture and of course, friends [why there is me is obvious – surely all agree – yes?]. We share the appreciation of the REALLY finer things in life – pouring over Architectural Digest, W, Town & Country with page markers in hand – at the ready to make sure to buy/to do lists complete. No it is certainly not that these expensive and object loving issues are the total sum by far of this friendship – so much more to our bond but still it is a great and REAL pleasure to have such a REALLY classy and connoisseur of finer things in life gal pal. Erudite Anna B. is a Pride & Prejudice devotee – so much so that she REALLY wore out more than one DVD of that book’s film version and of course, needless to say the current PBS Downton Abbey is her must see [yes has that series DVD as well] – my classy lady friend loves all the classics and we who love her tease that her REAL place is among the aristocratic times of Edith Wharton and such. Interesting is the fact that Anna B. also loves a bit of more eccentric innovative art and definitely creative non classical jewelry items … myself and our other Goddess Crew™ members are always saying this or that is sooo Anna. My sweet friend adores shopping – I not so much and so hubby and I often joke that Anna B. will have to be our new personal shopper [actually not really joking as she has very good taste and we trust her with all things]. A very cute story is about as we often do – Anna and I were at a Barnes & Noble bookstore and after buying books/magazines we sat down for a coffee – I thought I was going into labor, called my OB, hubby and then throw my car keys to her – as we left with myself holding Anna’s arm, my darling gal pal stopped en route to door to check out the the gift table – see shopping pro [by the way, that was a false alarm – no babies that night].

On more serious matters – Anna B. and I have gone through and supported one another during illnesses, my fertility treatments/pregnancy, legal matters, family highs and lows, my law school studies, etc.  – most of my doctors and attorneys – rest of “team” knows my Anna. When I say support – it means being present – REALLY there for ALL tasks required … driving to and fro, feeding, dressing, coiffing and more. This woman has been my companion at OB exams, attorneys meetings, Court visits, school tasks and other events – willing and able to do it all for me, as I am for her. Her latest title of Nonna to my babies seems odd as we are truly like sisters but she volunteered [ok I insisted] for that important role as my husband and I sadly have both our mothers no longer living. My children will thank me for choosing a REALLY special lady like Anna B., to love and guide them along with those others my husband and I have “adopted” – making a REAL family for our precious children. Let me be clear – as with all those I REALLY respect in my life and am REALLY close to – Anna does not believe in being my YES person – no ass kissing here but just REAL 100% honest commitment  to each other. Can not ever imagine my life without Anna B., – there are certainly disagreements but NEVER a break in our friendship – like so many REALLY good people in my life – she knows EVERYTHING and loves me completely. See why I keep writing that I am REALLY the luckiest woman in the world.

Now we MUST chat about the other half of this amazing and REALLY special couple – James V. – my and my husband’s friend and definitely confidant and so much more. This smart educated and well read man gives and gives and gives of himself – to family, friends like us and The Boy Scouts Of America. Yes, my Jim B., is a prominent presence in the Boy Scout organization – years of devoted service to help guide boys – some who I have been privileged to meet that are now grown men who still rely on Jim for console and more. Jim and I and my husband, C. Michael Eliasz-Solomon spend a great deal of time together … because of soon to be filed lawsuits against the miscreants my husband was thrilled that our friend Jim B., would drive me to meetings, appointments, errands and more – as I stated in another blog post, this strong fellow is shall we say, quite capable of protecting me. You see my husband fears for my safety on account of criminal vandalism to our old home, internet threats and bogus social media references to us -by the often referred to miscreants –  my husband and others feel now that miscreants are finally being legally brought to task they might be foolish enough to retaliate [as they did before]. So it is that my buddy Jim B., and I spend a great deal of time together – in the car and elsewhere … in fact most of my doctors, lawyers, hairdressers and others have come to know him as they do his beautiful wife Anna B.. I love being in the car with Jim – we discuss weighty issues, we confide, laugh  – Jim brings me a candy or two so I can be uncharacteristically naughty by not being my usual organic fruit and veggie consuming self. Jim accompanied my husband and I to Court the day we went before the judge in January 2012 to LEGALLY have our name changed/hubby and babies take my last Sir name of Solomon. It will be American Polish Jim B., who travels to Poland next year with my genealogy husband in order for Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon to finish his book research [yes – most probably by private plane. FYI: for self proclaimed “bus” driving miscreants who are reading this]. By the way, maybe that special Harley will be a some time soon gift to show our appreciation [sharing my REAL book and movie royalties] to motorcycle loving Jim B. because not everything in our friendship is serious – lots of fun included too. I can not find the words – and we all know I can always find words – to fully explain the comfort having Jim B. in my life has brought to me. I feel safe with this dear friend and know he will always do his best to help me in anyway possible. Men like this are rare and I have been blessed with more than one –  an embarrassment of riches for me by having Jim B. as well as other fine gentleman to support and care for me. Like the amazing REAL family/our friends the Kronbergers, the Bakers come when called – no matter what the situation nor the time to our aid. These and other REAL friends are definitely 24/7 types – no bogus newly established one issue get together for us – only REAL and true life long companions with these folks. We are so looking forward – as with others I write about – to great adventures and sharing our blessings … hubby and I NEVER leave REALLY worthwhile people behind – NEVER. Besides we are thrilled to have the company of these simply decent, good, REALLY faith based people – at nightly dinner grace my husband and I thank G-d for so much and that includes by name our REAL friends and REAL family – along with each other and our REAL children and our Lab, Princess Java Argus – our REAL life blessings!

P.S. Must tell you my darling readers/followers that Anna and I first bonded when she drove/accompanied me to my brilliant plastic surgeon and dear friend Richard Glunk’s office for my facial Thermage treatment four years ago – never taking drugs, the small post op medication for pain rendered me incapable of grown up conversation … darling Anna brought me home, placed me in bed & telephoned hubby. Next day flowers arrived at Anna’s – with a big Thank You note from me and so began this never ending REAL friendship. Next “fix up” will be we two together [stay tune – more in my 2013 memoir Heiress Mommy .. A Modern Super Woman Life!].

September 22, 2012

Anna Karenina and Jay Gatsby Should Have Lived!!!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

True to my tenacious self, I have decided to rewrite the endings of Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina and Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby. I actually will not be the first nor the last to rethink these iconic literary characters. Why now? Well you see Hollywood is in a literature mode and as such will be releasing new versions of both the original movie versions [Keira Knightley as Anna Karenina and Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby video] based on these two books end 2012 and early 2013. My hope is people will actually be inspired to, as I have more than once, read the books. For me, it has been a long held feeling that both Anna and Jay got ripped off – killed off when each could have very well lived happily ever after. So I am not REALLY rewriting these grand tomes but only wanting to suggest an alternative and very importantly delineated view of these beloved characters – their life – the world that caused their demise.

Reality – truths – myths … all present narratives that demand action of us. Religions, countries, families each develop story lines that attempt to regulate the members of that group – forcing, despite contrary evidence, individuals to adhere to a program often detrimental to self and the group alike. Rituals are a must – moral codes an absolute requirement but never the dictate of others – especially never those wanting to control for self aggrandizing.  Leaders send citizens to battle, relatives subjugate members to roles, bosses use workers for selfish gain and each keeps someone, in some way from a better destiny.  Whose fault you might ask – everyone I answer. For do we all not participate – turning a blind eye and often agreeing with those prescribed dictates? To strike out – leave – change and demand rightful place in this world takes courage and strength. Even the very successful like our Gatsby fellow are defeated by illusory ideas of what should be their path and for dear Anna Karenina the role of a woman as defined by men and even supported by others of her own gender leads to life being intolerable.

A mistake in life – a singular wrong doing by someone is too frequently used by the lesser types among us as their only means to diminish those better than themselves and then attempt to falsely elevated their own sorry existence. The trouble lies in allowing yourself or any other REALLY good person to be ostracized by cowards – losers – miscreants and misanthropes. Without fail [trust me as I have the documents] those I and others are forced to deal with and who spew lies and misinformation as a route to their ill gotten gains, are themselves guilty of much larger and disgusting misdeeds – even crimes. Yes my darling readers, again, more that I can not fully discuss on account of ongoing (personal) litigation/lawsuits and obligations for my soon finally decided on publication date book, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life!. Suffice it to say, that as is far too often the case, those most loathsome are those most anxious to falsely accuse and to attempt harm by misplaced ideas about one better or more achieved or just more decent then they could ever hope to be. Were the literary imagined Jay Gatsby and Anna Karenina not better and more special than those in judgment of them? Of course, in many ways these two were of better quality than those around them. Neither – as none of us are if honest about things – were without sin but neither were these two as deceitful or without grace as their accusers. All through each book – both Tolstoy’s and Fitzgerald’s – we pray and nearly beg that the REAL truth will survive. The reader wants desperately for Jay and Anna to realize their own worth – rally, stay, be ok we shout in our minds as these two submit sadly to an undeserved fate. How then do we avoid the same sort of demise? Not easy but quite possible I assure you. I have written in other blog posts about my Jewish faith, my amazing REAL family and REAL friends, as well as my own discipline and determination – all that has made it possible for me to overcome the hateful attempts of others to diminish and deny me. Let us examine the how and why that Jay Gatsby, Anna Karenina and the rest of us can and should always use to survive the wrath of evil doer types – overcome those miscreants hell bent on our being quiet or G-d forbid, gone forever. Of course, Tolstoy and Fitzgerald would have written much different tales if their main character in these two books were able, as I have been, to thwart the miscreants – those so obsessed with telling untruths because of their own diminished life. Lawyers, a great publicist and very devoted family and friends are something I have that our Anna Karenina and Jay Gatsby did not. Even without the amazing support system I have been blessed with, one can defeat the jealous bottom dwellers by always denying them voice – never letting these misanthropes do as was done to our literary characters being discussed here – you must strike out through every means possible to stop the hater class … for myself/my husband, as you dear readers know by now, that is through the legal system and the pen – a tell all tome is REAL justice. Your enemy, as mine, will even deny reality and as many have suggested to me, that is usually because they have and do lie frequently about their own life … as my very wise late Mother often said, “A lie teller thinks everyone lies, a thief assumes all are thieves, a cheater believes everyone does the same and so on”. The tragedy for Anna Karenina and Jay Gatsby is that they never owned that knowledge – as such allowed the loathsome to define them. Never me and never should you.

God knows what you’ve been doing, everything you’ve been doing. You may fool me, but you can’t fool God!
The Great Gatsby, Chapter 8.

Poor darling Jay Gatsby – worked so dam hard to achieve financial success and status – get a foot hold into society and then to have it end suddenly at the hand of a loser. How different it all would have been if this up by the boot straps American fellow had realized the REAL dream was to be achieved in striking out – getting away from the poseurs. Isn’t our Gatsby like so many who think if only they had ____________, then they would be truly happy? But is that whatever only what others make us think is the thing to get happy through and not REALLY what will bring contentment? More troubling is those others want us to not be really successful – certainly never more than they are for that would highlight their own lesser status. I wrote a blog about denial – interviewed mental health professionals for that post who assured me those unable to fathom or reach certain levels of success in life often deny the reality of others who are REALLY achieved and accomplished in order to feel better about themselves. Seems unimportant except in Gatsby’s case it got him killed – proof that yes it does REALLY matter what others profess is the truth about you. Jay Gatsby was an original – authentic – the real deal as they say but he unfortunately let the miscreant types define and ultimately destroy him. You and I must never fall victim to the delusions of others – fight hard to have a REAL place in this world. Defeat the myth making – embrace the true glory of your narrative. Fitzgerald did not deny the great American dream but demonstrated through Gatsby that the dreamer is often sidetracked by those less worthy and so we of good intentions should head the warnings of too much fantasy determined by others with only selfish motivation or simply those so insignificant that world will never remember they even existed. I relate to the confusion and disbelief  Fitzgerald has us see in Jay Gatsby as he views the small mindedness and narrow life view of those around him … often when my dear husband hears myself, friends and colleagues discussing why the classless individuals he and I have been forced to deal with act, do or say something, he advises that people like myself and those I associate with need not waste our time on such concerns as we of  REAL value can never fathom the motives of those so distasteful. Tragically it is similar for Gatsby as he was immature in his understanding of others deficiencies – neither I nor you of REAL goodness should ever allow as he did, our faith in others to be the catalyst for our own defeat.

Be bad, but at least don’t be a liar, a deceiver!
― Leo Tolstoy,   Anna Karenina

Beautiful Anna Karenina had love bring her down or was it social mores that did our aristocratic lady in? Shame misplaced and set upon by others – again those unworthy of G-d’s grace daring to decide the value of another person. Tolstoy allows Anna to internalize the insults and hateful jealously of those defining status and worth in her world. Yes too often throughout history those good and special are subjugated to the slings and arrows of usurpers – neither REAL reason nor ultimate gain for the hater class in most circumstances but only their own ignorant and pathetic attempt at some unwarranted retribution. Shameful when others buy into the wrath of the devil’s spawn – oh my, hyperbole you are thinking on my part. No – just a seasoned recognition and deep believe from experience that evil truly does dwell among us in the form of what might appear an average person but is really a life draining and sinful creature. How else to explain the chatter that Tolstoy so brilliantly includes in his story from those around Anna Karenina – is it not the opposite of good when for purely hateful reasons others seek to destroy another of G-d’s children? Poor lady – if only Anna had someone to point out the loathsome position of those ostracizing her – if only, like myself, she had champions and defenders by her side. It never fails that the loudest critics are exactly those with the most to hide and the very people with most to be ashamed of in their own life. The deficiencies in both intelligence and judgment of those who oppose without REAL basis or facts must not be tolerated nor ignored. It is the self satisfied types that judged Anna so harshly who are themselves incapable of REAL development and REAL success. Sad but still dangerous that the least among us try to deny the best of us a rightful place in this world. Enemies strive to both physically and spiritually destroy the object of their envy and will use any faux means to achieve their nefarious goal – Tolstoy has Anna Karenina weaken in response to these evil doers – we of REALLY good character must never allow the same in our lives. All prejudice is exactly this form of insecurity disguised as righteous belief – simply a means to allow one insecure group to dominate another. No matter personal, community, national or other – no misplaced determination of ones value should define a life. Fight against what Anna Karenina succumbed to – do NOT ever allow your worth nor direction in life to be decided by the enemies of REAL truth.

So in my stories Jay Gatsby leaves Daisy to her vacuous existence – marries a REALLY great lady and sires REALLY great children … maybe runs for Congress some day. As for Anna Karenina, I have her living on into a grand dame of 90+ years, reunited with her child, having many grandchildren by her side and having great love again with a REALLY great man. Jay and Anna are gone except in the pages of these great works by Tolstoy and Fitzgerald but we dear blog readers can honor lessens they taught us by not letting your life story be a “if only” scenario – I surely will not let mine!!!

P.S. I was first inspired to “rewrite” the ending of Anna Karenina when my dear close friend & REALLY talented Pennsylvania hairdresser, Marina discussed the book with me one day. While she doing my nearly daily blow out we chatted about one of our shared pleasures – books & reading. I mentioned that a new movie version of Anna Karenina was soon to be released … there & then, we two decided too sad & too unfair that she came to an early demise. So I suggested an alternative or two with our heroine living happily ever after. Now that is a REALLY great hairdresser/gal pal … makes me look GREAT & makes me think GREAT thoughts. I adore you M.I.!!!

Note: Hopefully all of you who read & follow me are being entertained, inspired & a bit intrigued … certainly I have gotten wonderful & much appreciated feedback – especially interesting are the questions/suggestions as to who exactly are the often referred to miscreants & why the capitalized REAL/REALLY words. I & my support team like to think of it as a somewhat erudite version of “Where’s Waldo?” But seriously, ALL the REAL truth, about EVERYONE [documents & photos included], will DEFINITELY be understood once my  book is published. In the mean time – thank you, thank you, thank you – from the bottom of my REAL heart for the support, love and interest – each of you who subscribe, read & reach out to me bring happiness & comfort into my life. Shalom!

… oh yes, one more thank you – to all of you darlings who “warn” hubby & I, forward information/Facebook & Twitter & such about the enemies of truth – we REALLY love you!!!

August 10, 2012

You Know Your An Heiress If…

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Definition of an heiress is any female who inherits any sum or any item in an inheritance. End of story – period, but yes the assumed interpretation is of great wealth. For the ignorant [everyone surely knows who I am referring do by now] reading this –  read closely and pay attention and for G-d sake get a dictionary if need be. There are other acceptable heiress titles  … some Christian women described themselves as heiress to the L-rd’s kingdom, as in Romans 8:17  heirs and others are  heiress to a  legacy of some sort of talent or infamy or family activity – like the arts or politics. I am heir to over 5000 years of Judaism – the faith, the laws and Israel as my true ancestral homeland. For  members of a ruling noble class it is called heir/heiress apparent or presumptive. ALL are legal and legitimate. So here we are at one of my favorite topics – things legal … come along because you know that I have much to say on this subject!

When a female like myself inherits through the death of someone – husband, parents or others – any substantial sum or even a small amount of money – they are an heiress. I inherited money from both my deceased parents and again upon being widowed at nearly 21 years of marriage in 2000. De facto – that DEFINITELY qualified me LEGALLY as an heiress. Additionally, I LEGALLY became The Heiress™ AND HeiressMommy™ when myself and my brilliant entrepreneurial minded 2nd husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon trademarked these terms 30 March 2011 . He and I jointly own over 20 trademarks – including The Heiress Goddesses™ as of 13 September 2011 and THE Heiress™ [different from & in addition to previous in that THE is capitalicized here] which was  trademarked for us on 24 July 2012. The last two trademarks that relate to this blog posting are HeiressMommy Fashion™ and HeiressMommy Style™, both these, among others, were trademarked on 29 July 2012. Now here we go – hold on you lie spewing possible soon to be charged with civil criminal offenses and definitely being suing for slander, libel, defamation, harassment & copyright infringement losers: this is  important to note because we have a so called “internet ninja” looking out for copyright and trademark infringements [as well as misrepresentations or lies] in order to know when anyone uses that which WE OWN. All were given proper notice via social media, etc. and so even though out of our largess there were one or two benign non threatening women using similar words that we decided FOR NOW to leave alone, anyone else – especially if using for nefarious or threatening reasons will be SUED FOR EVERYTHING THEY HAVE – no exception if we, our many lawyers, advisers or publicist feel it necessary. Again, here is a tutorial – especially for those idiot miscreants  I reference so often – when you file a trademark/copyright and when, as  we did, announce appropriately  it on social media sites, including facebook and twitter the following words are stated and included: “I/We will henceforth protect this/these trademarks vigorously.” For anyone thinking they can slide by and not be challenged by us – oh are you sorely mistaken. We will DEFINITELY VIGOROUSLY DEFEND OUR RIGHTS!!!

Nothing financial to date has been gained from our trademarks and copyrights, other than wonderful book deal contracts for both myself and my husband [yes, unlike certain individuals who call themselves writers/blog about working on their “book” – we REALLY have contracts for two blog essay end 2012 published books & of course my tome memoir being published end 2013 – written with a co-author & professional writer my publisher has assigned me]. The other possibilities these trademarks/book deals have now afforded us are the movie/TV deals we have recently began formal discussions about. As  we own the trademarks and copyrights, it is our singular legal right to use them in any way we see fit. Wow – I am obviously just a wee bit vitriolic about this topic – as are my lawyers, my dear publicist, my advisers, publisher [although they are loving recent controversy  – good for books sales they tell me], my financial planners, my extended family and many REAL  friends. Oh yes, law enforcement and government agencies and Courts also got very interested in the miscreants internet fraudulent faux writings, facebook postings and such – amazing isn’t it, how the proverbial tables turn in life and yes what they say about payback being a REAL bitch is happily true in this case. Funny thing is I nor my husband on account of a previous lesson learned [detailed in my 2013 book Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life!] ever do anything without consulting attorneys, publicist and other professional advisers first – it comes with the territory and we are thrilled to have so much professional support.  I know – again vague innuendos – sorry my darling followers and readers but mine is not a life to be shared freely until litigation complete this Fall, recent possible civil criminal charges against those often referenced evil doers fully investigated (ongoing now) and my 2013 book is published. Sadly, for some reason, my and my husband’s  perseverance and success obviously bothers the lesser class a great deal but husband and I will NEVER be deterred from our inherit rights and so here is a bit of history on the subject of heiress and heir status, as well as how, like we did, to fully legally disown and disinherit all unworthy types. Lets get started…

The definition of inheritance is varied. There are legal and financial terms to be considered –  that which is most usually referenced by the terminology. Also are religious and sociological aspects, in that different faiths consider one or another link to who shall inherit when and what … wealth,  title,  et al.  .  In our U.S. law one can legally fully disown and disinherit ALL relatives – the only exception is leaving child support for any minor/under 18 years of age “children” [yes darlings those are quotations as not all presumed children/those whose name may have you on birth certificate are really your progeny – another time on that and a bit detailed in my my 2013 book]. Adult children can fully, totally and completely be 100% legally disinherited. Any good attorney – as ours did – will suggest (although we told them first) to actually do a formal noted specific name by name [as we did with my husband’s previous spouse and her 3 children]  or/and relationship categories [as we did with siblings, their spouses, aunts, uncles, nieces & nephews & cousins, etc.] disinheritance in your will … it is not enough to leave someone out – assurance can only be complete by enumerating all you wish to inherit nothing. Even aged parents should be disinherited [we disinherited my husband’s 80+ year old father] on account of a possibility where you and your children perish and subsequently that older parent dies leaving your money to his or her heirs that you were not intending to receive anything. So it is that we detailed who – one another and OUR (together as couple) children ONLY are beneficiaries, followed by a few friends/extended family, our pet Labrador and a foundation we plan to set up in order to honor my parents – the Solomon Family. Not only did we detail who was to inherit but also exactly who was NOT – as such we decided to legally disown and disinherit ALL of my husband’s biological family. As you my supportive and very intuitive readers/followers are aware of – especially those who are also personal dear friends – my dear husband not only legally [January 2012] took my last name to honor my family, have our children be named that but also to further distance himself and protect us from most of his own biological relatives. Ours is certainly a horror story – the loathsome creatures were without redemption but even if not as gruesome as those we disinherited – everyone should consider a “technical” disinheritance of relatives so as to prevent any complications or challenges to wills. A great lesson can learned by reading the book (as I have) Mrs. Astor Regrets. This book and others teach that one must take care to be proactive in protecting your wealth (large or small) from usurpers – do this no matter what others may think when you take your rightful option to permanently eliminate “family” as your heirs.

Famous and infamous – the stories of those who are and others considered to be heiresses are plentiful. True life tales plus books, plays and movies tell the story of trails and tribulations that come along with such a denotation.There are the many heiresses of the Edith Wharton Era. These ladies were revisited this past January 2012 as New York celebrated the 150th birthday of this upper crust ultimate New York insider who chronicled by novel and such the goings on of heiress types. Some of the real women Edith Wharton described were actually heirs to large fortunes, while others perceived as such on account of familial relationships or proximity to the well heeled. Husband and I never need worry that the now legally disowned and disinherited “family” nor there friends that we are forced to deal with will ever be confused for our kind … there is no mistaking the lesser among us who not only have no substantial amounts of money but also no class and certainly no good breeding. No my darlings – while yes I am a snob about brains, class and definitely morals – I am usually not at all that way toward lesser wealth or poorly educated types [in fact some of the miscreant’s children actually have 4 year college degrees – no Harvard, Princeton or Yale involved however]. What I am noting here is that our peripherally formerly related persons and their friends are in no way able to pass for any where near the upper echelons of society. Even their budget travel photos and a faux Kentucky Derby [which I myself attended 2x, wearing couture designed hats] church going hat will not convince anyone class lives at their home. Yes this a hint – a pointed and directed remark but don’t you just love guessing of whom I write and are you not all anxious to read my 2013 book, watch and listen to TV/radio interviews where I tell ALL – name names, etc?

One of my favorite heiress women is the Mother of news man Anderson Cooper – who by the way, was considered someone I would be comfortable having interview me some time ago during a certain “situation” which will, of course – you all know what I am going to write here – be discussed in my 2013 book. Anyway, it is the amazing Gloria Vanderbilt of whom I write so fondly. A child born to a complicated background  – a woman that never let scandal or family predators take her off task toward a life of love, children and interesting careers. I, like her, will not live  a small life on account of lies, jealousy or others idea of what I deserve to be or have. I have it all – the husband, the family, friends, colleagues, interests, career, etc. but most important, as it is with Gloria, I have determination and a love of life. I pray that I too, like this refined cultured lady,  will live a long life filled with new adventures despite some sorrow and a few set backs along the journey.

No article would be complete on the subject of heiress without mentioning the often dubbed poor little rich girl, Barbara Hutton – Woolworth heir and among other things, married once to Cary Grant. Hers was a life terribly tragic in most arenas.  I am so blessed to have only minimally fallen victim to the sort of naivete this heiress did so many times – I have learned and grown, as well as been protected by devoted family and friends from repeating her similar mistakes of too much generosity and selflessness. Insecurity and doubt have never plagued me as it did her. Hutton seemed to never find REAL love nor absolute contentment. Unlike this heiress, I have found the most glorious REAL  love … married twice to good men who both adored me. This beautiful  Woolworth heir and I both married young the first time. The difference is my first marriage lasted nearly 21 years when I was widowed far too soon. Then magic happened – I remarried my soul mate only 3 years later. He is truly the most amazing, brilliant, moral, devoted to me above all else man, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon. What more could any type of heiress ask for???

P.S. PLEASE know that my 2013 memoir is about my quite amazing and blessed, while complicated life. One publisher suggested my memoir will be Eat, Pray, Love meets Erin Brockovich. The miscreants, usurpers and evil doers referenced far more than I care to will only be a small part of my story – and even then only on account of the danger they present to myself, husband and children. Obviously the litigation/law suits and certainly any possible civil criminal proceedings against them must/will be written about in my book. Likewise, at the point my darling husband enters my life in 2003 – those he tragically knew/was related to and were so harmful and evil will be included [their REAL life issues and ALL our opinions and facts about them to be detailed] as they, not us, have inserted themselves into our life … not visa verse. We wish them no harm – only justice from the legal system & G-d as their due!!!

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