Posts tagged ‘Lawsuits’

June 1, 2013

Messy Mass(ive) Media

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

13498662-finger-pointing-a-an-mass-media-word-cloud-on-blue-backgroundSeriously – are you joking with the almost self delusional idea that anyone REALLY cares about your choices for clothes, food, furniture, etc.? Oh my. how elitist of me but indeed my rather insulting question has a quite serious undertone. Worse still is the idea that any loathsome person thinks it fine to take a photo and share on Facebook, Twitter and such of a complete stranger – accompanied by opinionated comment or two. Simply rude , bad form and I hope leading to lawsuits and legislation forbidding this ever increasingly egregious activity. Now if you want to convince yourself that the world cares to see that which your deem of importance despite your less than effective life status – be my guest or seek therapy asap. One personal example is an individual hubby and I suing/law enforcement investigating proclaiming himself a “writer” with no book deal and a blog consisting of his retail clothing work place photos only – it has been suggested to us, along with his other activities, that this probably can be diagnosed as grandiose delusions and that has many frightening implications. Still the privilege of delusion is  just that – your right to be, as long as no REAL crime occurs [in the case we are dealing with REAL crimes of vandalism by him and more did happen by the way]. However, if you find it reasonable to take liberties with another person’s image and post that photo anywhere without permission – other than of course public figures and even then there are legal limitations – well then, if there is REAL justice – see you Court. Thinking I am a litigious sort – you are correct in that analysis and trust me, I plan to make this and other similar situations concerning slander, defamation and intellectual property rights part of my life work. Growing concern about privacy has already led to lawsuits – how and where and even why someone’s “stuff” is shared already under legal review. The harm and thievery that comes from the indecent and lesser types activities among us in their effort to possess that not theirs, insult/mock those they know little of, if anything at all, ascribing attributes or lack thereof to others and the shear “no holds barred” attitude presented on social media sites needs to be challenged … I volunteer.

Unless you are famous or REALLY talented in a particular field, only those near and dear to you, care about the choices your Instagram and Pinterest venues present. Nice sharing but certainly no demonstration of creativity and as that is the case, the false sense of accomplishment that some gain from these processes is delineating REAL worth and value from those more worthy of our collective focus. I worry that the next generation will think the faux bloggers that mostly post photos of other person’s wares and products might misconstrue that as something intended for scholarship – well not REALLY but still troubled that our youngsters will not seek that which directs them to learned presentations instead. Without REAL text and analysis one gives little thought to the basis for that suggested as informative or instructive. Here it is and there it goes seems the tone of quipped comments under a self created photo shoot – no questions asked about the creator or impetus any longer required it seems. Of course, not all of us nor even the majority limit scope of intake to the quickened social media sites … Twitter and Facebook, LinkedIn and Google+ can often allow for REAL discourse, interaction and worthwhile exchanges, as well as sharing of ideas.

Ethical and moral consequences must also be a consideration in this discussion – is not decency and manners something worth including in things mostly entertainment? The arts are to be respected, along with REAL news journalism – to not do so is a REAL “slippery slope” toward the dimming of society, not to mention the elimination of outlets for growth and development of those areas that affect us all to some extent. Technology has made way for more inclusion – a sort of world wide communal participation potential and yet there are still demographics denied entry; who and how the offerings will be distributed needs careful oversight if even more divisiveness is not to occur around the globe. Concerted effort by governments and organizations privy to the resources that can make a REAL difference and keep progressive our intellectual human advancement need to be ever watchful – research, development and the highest levels of educational offerings must be maintained or we all just one or two quick smart phone snap shots away from REAL ignorance!

P.S. In my book, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life!  all details will be shared about my love affair with lawsuits … yep, you slander, defame or harass me – you repeat, post or misrepresent me and mine on or from social media and I and my husband and our amazing REAL “team” of attorneys and advisers will REALLY see you in Court – this is not a totally selfish  modus operandi  for I believe others can and will benefit on account of the “line is drawn here” effect my very soon to be public posture will create!

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April 1, 2013

What to Do with Found Sex Tape of Hubby’s Starter Wife?

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

vhsTapesWhilst packing to move what were my eyes to see but an old rather tattered video tape reminiscent of those VHS cameras we all bought during the late 1980’s? Now mind you – dear hubby and I believe in REALLY “full disclosure” between us two – nothing past or current hidden. So it was not REALLY a surprise when he explained the tape was of him and the person he calls his “practice/starter wife” in a shall we say “compromising” act – yes my darling readers the much referred to and REALLY trademarked THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™. It is important to me for you to understand that I am not – never have been anything but loving, supportive and kind toward other women. I take great pride in never feeling jealous nor REALLY competitive toward members of my gender … in fact, when I first met my husband and he detailed all the horrible, unfaithful, negligent of children, cult activities, etc. of his ex-wife, I actually defended her by suggesting she probably was mentally unwell or had a bad childhood to act so terribly. Well now – I still believe she is not stable but oh my, was I wrong to not believe my dear husband’s analysis about her REAL evilness – this creature and her The Miscreants™ cohorts are the personification of evil. All right – back to the home made “sex tape” that I found when packing to move to our new homes recently. Grainy, poorly styled and not REALLY worth watching – we quickly decided the REALLY decent thing to do was place in one of our bank safe deposit boxes as it might be needed as “evidence” in upcoming slander, defamation and harassment lawsuit trails we are filing against THE REAL Evil Doers Club™. Why that you ask? Reasons are nuanced but suffice it to say all information can and will be used against our nemesis in these trials.  To paraphrase Popeye, You are who your are!”

Here is my REAL personal take on “legitimate” married intimacy … nothing and I mean absolutely nothing that does not involve abuse and is fully agreed on by both partners is out of bounds in a monogamous relationship. That my friends is the glory of a scared bond – it is me and thee in it all the way. Oops – that sounds a bit dirty but seriously, a couple committed to one another – hopefully for life – need only look to their side in order to see their REAL fantasy in that “till death do us part” person. My problem with the ex of my hubby is she was not loyal nor honest and as my husband divorce attorney [now my gal pal ] explained to me, the woman admitted to cheating with multiple men after moving East with her then/now my husband from Michigan plus doing so while abandoning three small children to go off for days at a time. Yes my husband kept a detailed timeline diary of those difficult days as his starter wife ruined their youthful mistake marriage but when I came into his life nearly ten years later, I insisted that rather salacious keepsake be placed away from her children’s prying eyes. I regret my largess on the matter, in that  she lies whenever she speaks and I want the world to understand the REAL truth – of course, you all know by now that my husband legally took my last name/have our children to the same, that he legally disowned and disinherited the three children born to his first wife, that he REALLY doubts his parentage and that he realizes he should have never been forced into that right out of college marriage on account of a wrongly perceived obligation concerning their having lost virginity to one another as teenagers. The faux presentation of “holy than thou” from women like my husband’s ex-wife  is insulting to all the REALLY good women who REALLY love, honor and cherish their husbands. Dear G-d, I am in a battle [often blog about] for our LGBT Americans having Equal Marriage Rights and yet no one seems repulsed by individuals like her who break every rule and every vow of the marital contract because she is heterosexual [as far as we know that is]. Love, Honor and Commitment are three tenets my husband’s ex-wife knows nothing of – I have the REAL documents as proof of that fact and yet she was granted the benefits of marriage twice – yes remarried to one of the men who were her lover and with whom she disappeared for days when still married to my now husband. Hence, one must ask why then are our gay brothers and sister thought not worthy of the same legal status?

So you see this blog post is NOT about the “sex tape” I found while packing to move to our REALLY amazing new homes – no it is not. I write this to define what REAL decency entails and it is not that which fake posturing allows to pass as REALLY moral. Often what others want to force one to believe is a wrong doing in life is nothing more than their REAL cover up of all of their own missteps and misdeeds. Cyber bullying is rampant – in fact I now have an amazing, wonderful and REALLY supportive professional team to assist me in preventing that kind of problem in my own life.  All the REAL details and REAL facts will be shared in my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! For now my darling readers/followers – just know that which anyone attempts to or makes you think you should be ashamed of is usually coming from persons with something REALLY worth hiding. Oh I don’t know – like an old tape for instance!!!

November 12, 2012

Falling Off a Fiscal Cliff … Again???

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Give me a break – why the hell are GOP House members not getting it? Election Day, Tuesday, 6 November 2012, was a loud and REALLY clear message that Americans do NOT want the indiscriminate cut, cut, cut of programs for the many at the expense of no revenue increase via those of us able to pay more taxes. It must be asked – are the Republicans so delusional as to deny a mandate that defines reality through the electorate? Debt crisis will be our undoing shout the Republicans – repeatedly suggesting that old mantra of theirs is truly the spoken word of G-d. No matter the etymology, the result is a serious issue of there being disconnects between what the American public REALLY wants and what the D.C. right wing political class insist is needed.

Déjà vu all over again”,  Yogi Berra cleverly quipped. In 2011 I was near hysteria – constantly social media posting, calling and emailing Representatives, waking even earlier than usual 4:30 a.m. to listen to foreign markets and such – all due to the prospect of so called Tea Party types hijacking our and the world’s economy by not raising the U.S. debt ceiling. Their ignorance of all things financial was stunning and quite frightening  … their insistence that by raising our debt ceiling a sort of  “blank check” would be allotted for government expenditures was so misleading and so distorted as to be near treason in tonality. The REAL fact is that raising the debt ceiling is only a means to cover that which has been already spent and to repay that already borrowed. Of course, why let intelligent discourse ruin a vitriolic diatribe needed to foster ones viewpoint – that is exactly what the GOP did then and are now again. Damn them  – our nation was “downgraded” by Standards & Poor’s – laughable that we the wealthiest economy on the planet was taken to the proverbial international finance woodshed on account of stupid operatives working in our legislative body. Now we are facing yet another stalemate – childish prank in my opinion – with GOP still insisting that no new tax revenue is needed to offset our national debt and they will not take us off the “fiscal cliff”  until our newly reelected President Obama gives into their special interest. I say an executive order is needed – take over Barack Obama and show them who is REALLY in charge because the entire world is watching.

While the largest and wealthiest [second to US being China] our U.S. economy is still subject to international concerns and to some extent dictates. After all, we and all other nations are intertwined and codependent through commerce, banking, security issues, etc.. “No man is an island” nor any country in modernity – all affect the others and so it is indeed the entire world’s business what and how the U.S.A. economy functions. Why anyone – no matter how xenophobic – would believe our nation is a singular and isolated financial entity is beyond me but wait, I forgot that the answer must be that so many of our citizens and our leaders are completely ignorant of economic issues. Excusable for the common man but NOT acceptable for those selected to govern … ignorance is NOT bliss when our very economic existence depends on an educated and knowledgeable decision making process. It is not cute to stand firm in opposition to that which is logical and best for our nation – enough is enough – stop the madness and deal intelligently with this critical fiscal matter. No child like antics should be tolerated when our country is standing on a precipice that if not attended to correctly will collapse the economy and lead to another recession – economists of all disciplines agree that this would be a dangerous scenario. Wake up Washington D.C. – we are on the proverbial “slippery slope” again but each time that slope gets steeper because sooner or later the international financial community will begin to dismiss America as unreliable and then seek solace elsewhere rendering our nation somewhat irrelevant.

Reducing the deficit should not – no make that must not – mean only cutting spending. The only sane way to reduce our national debt is to raise revenue. You have heard that old adage “spend money to make money” – it is definitely apropos to our current national conundrum and as such the U.S. government should invest in job creation in order to spur our economy and thus create a new revenue source via taxes on those incomes. In my pre election 2012 on 1 November 2012 blog post Why Billy and Susie REALLY Want You to Vote for Obama!” I sarcastically described how cutting a family or national debt at all costs is not the solution … while my tone was meant as humorous, my intention was very seriously toward the inverted logic that GOP promotes that suggest cutting everything no matter consequences is the answer. You must understand that hardly anyone will better off – not now nor in the future if the U.S. does not avoid the fiscal cliff we are currently facing. There are no options – we need revenue increases and that means more taxes for some and more government spending to create tax paying employment opportunities for others. Obviously, forcing corporations to pay their fair share of taxes is also necessary … I am NOT at all in favor of “redistribution of wealth” but only in a fair and balanced percentage contribution through taxes. What I am totally in favor of is everyone being allowed to keep what they honestly earn but with the caveat that those most advantaged pay a little more on that earned. Other possibilities are not allowing people like the miscreant ex wife of my husband to lie on her daughter’s college application – affording this so called student low interest loans and grants despite receiving and not admitting to substantial child support during her part time college years … you must see that this sort of “stealing” costs all of we taxpayers, as do other similar scenarios. Simple solution is to collect all REALLY owed taxes and eliminate fraud like the government school funds theft I just referenced. Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner claims he wants to close tax loopholes and broaden the tax base but how exactly? The only REALLY egregious tax avoidance is from those his party favors – the few who do not REALLY want to contribute their fair share – no not all wealthy people fall into this category but those who do must be brought to task now. One must ask why the GOP is so hell bent on punishing the least among us with program budget cuts but not interested in developing a system where everyone pays their fair share toward the greater good. Wish I knew the REAL answer because that which is becoming apparent concerning special interests as the reason is unseemly and not the sign of a REAL democracy!

Note: Call, email, text, Twitter your Representative in D.C. – no matter your party political affiliation, PLEASE insist that he or she vote for stabilizing our economy – vote to keep our great nation from falling off the “fiscal cliff”!

P.S.In my 2013 memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! I will include the why and how I became so interested in all things financial +++ every other topic in this REALLY interesting world!!!

You think I am attacking them for talking nonsense?

Not a bit! I like them to talk nonsense. That’s man’s one privilege over all creation.

Through error you come to the truth!

                          — Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment

… Message to husband & mine nemesis, who I am quite sure NEVER read that book!

BTW:  Speaking of “cliffs” – as in The Miscreants™ I and my husband are litigating against causing themselves to fall off a proverbial one:  Notice how I managed to mention those loathsome bottom dweller miscreants even here [see above school fund fraud reference] … yes indeed – Hubby and I have REAL [subpoenaed from Drexel University] legal documents that prove “theft by deception” was perpetrated on college financial aid application and more by [ex-wife] THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ and her criminal (according to REAL 2003 police report) vandal daughter and so much more about ALL the evil doer miscreants and their accomplices. My husband’s high school graduate ex-wife surely must realize by now that I produce a REALLY great subpoena [I mention this high school issue because, as you darling followers must have read by now in my previous posts, this delusional creature lied orally in multiple Court hearings that she had a Masters Degree and again wrote that same lie on her daughter’s Drexel University application – only finally admitting under oath to graduating high school as her highest education level]. Being a wee bit braggart I want to mention that even my own world famous attorneys seem quite impressed with how well I performed that particular legal task of writing a subpoena and the depth of my successful discovery efforts that I/my husband then turned over to these seasoned legal professionals. As self admitted ever increasingly fat in size legally disowned/disinherited Disney obsessed Michigan nurse sister-in-law recently commented [paraphrasing because her verbiage so “sub-par”] “it is amazing what one can find out on the internet” – of course, you have to study law like myself or be REALLY brilliant computer scientist like my husband to get the REAL facts and not bogus or slanderous lies from internet sources; the fact is that one needs to REALLY understand what is true or false from internet searches and thus only repeat that which will not get them sued or arrested.. I am hoping these Michigan, Chicago and Pennsylvania anti-Semites finally realize that they F**ked with the wrong Jew (moi) – I and my REAL support team believe in REAL justice and as such we demand full financial restitution/public apology from + the full measure of legal prosecution against and lifetime protection from these loathsome creatures.  They started this and we/the legal system will end it – to our benefit only. There will be NO forgiveness nor sympathy for their actions against me and my REAL family – their deeds are so egregious as to warrant NO leniency. Whatever the results – they losing jobs, homes, friends and more is by their own evil doings – my side is only defending and correcting the matter. To date, those we have shared this situation with are to say the least not amused and most expressing they are disgusted, while stating they would never want to work with or associate these perpetrators; my husband is especially interested in how each of the miscreants will be treated once news stories become abundant and easily available about these horrid people in their local and national press. Their hateful and predatory actions will NOT be left unaddressed by us – however, the difference between these bottom dwellers and us is that my husband and I will precede ONLY 100% legally against our nemesis. By their own misdeeds, their already small insular lives are about to get even smaller. My husband, who knows them his entire life REALLY believes they will never recover from this situation – as they are pretenders, with no real faith nor substance in their pitiful life – each could have gone on living their pathetic existences if not having attempted harm to us – the question my advisers ask and are investigating is why such actions by these individuals? That will be answered in Court very soon – we have our suspicions and now suspect what at least a few of charges prosecutors are considering are. These idiots think they can sully my life with made up misinformation – think about it – why would a publisher give me a REAL book deal if I was not willing to tell ALL? With nothing to hide, my husband and I sleep quite soundly each night – may I suggest the miscreant types should therefore be restless these days. Whereas my life is REALLY an open book – these miscreant types have much to hide and lots to be ashamed of – trust me, all will be made public soon. They must foolishly believe that myself and especially my husband who knows them a lifetime have some sort of “amnesia” – for why else would they delude themselves into the idea that their REAL truths will not now be exposed?  My REAL pray is that our (my husband and I) strength and determination to thwart such evilness will help all of you set upon by jealous, greedy and dangerous interlopers. Stay tuned – all REAL facts soon available in my book, my and my husband’s blogs, Facebook and Twitter pages and newspaper articles, interviews, etc.. We will also share all from upcoming copyright and REAL trademark theft and infringement litigation, multiple slander/defamation/libel/harassment lawsuits we are filing and possible civil criminal trials. Our plan – at my husband’s, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon, insistence is to post and share with the world EVERYTHING – court reports, legal charges/findings and articles referencing these issues/events, as well as [when our advisers decide it is appropriate time] each and every legal document and correspondence and social media rants/threats (all saved), phone voicemail threats, our sworn depositions as to that which they spoke to us in the past and names/photos of ALL the often referred to THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ and each/every single person that conspired with them against us … this must truly be why they say ”payback is a bitch” – in this case it is mostly so that ALL the REAL truth will finally be known – in other words REAL transparency at last [but surely their self proclaimed Arizona “exhibitionist” cohort will enjoy that nakedness]!!!

October 1, 2012

Why All REAL Women Are Carrie Bradshaw!!!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Lets see – my blog posts that reference genuineness … well there are the legal tutorials, the political diatribes, the shout outs to loser miscreant types, many about REALLY good marriages and REALLY true love, the faith based and REAL family and REAL friends topics. Ok – a lot of my writing deals with truth and reality – maybe it is from my own REAL life lessons or a bit of law school 101 but I assure you ALL I write is vetted, verified, documented and REAL my friends – Definitely REAL! Now you are asking what the hell Sex & The City’s Carrie Bradshaw have to do with all this REAL stuff I champion so often here on my blog … like me and like many women and men – Carrie deals with the REALITY of a life well lived. Yes there are great shoes and lots of sex but oh baby, let me assure you REAL women do wear REALLY great shoes while being REAL good wives, friends, mothers, etc.. So here goes – to ALL the Carries out there and all the REAL worthwhile men who love us – how to make it in this REALLY complex world via Carrie Bradshaw and friends philosophy.

When Carrie Bradshaw falls down on a REAL catwalk – we hear her say that when REAL people fall down, they get back up and [just] keep on walking. My sentiments exactly but I must add that whatever makes REAL people fall down in the first place makes them REALLY better and REALLY more special – in that lessons learned can bring great strength and amazing REAL opportunities. Well my darling readers/followers again I find myself somewhat limited in my ability to fully detail my own journey … as you are surely tired of reading about – those dam loser miscreants still have not been served with lawsuits papers [lawyers tell hubby & I that they are making sure case solid – as my law professors love to say: all i’s dotted & all t’s crossed; as far as any civil criminal charges, detectives tell us investigation moving forward – to be completed very soon] and then of course, my 2013 book contract obligations limit my scope here on my blog but trust me when I say dealing with those bottom dwellers has given moi even more get up and go – succeed even more on account of those pest enemies at our considerably fashionable gate. Like Carrie and friends there are the usurpers, miscreants and misanthropes to deal with in my life but also like the S&C gals I have REAL friends to love and protect me – rally and lift me up against all odds. Hopefully you read my blog post Goddess Crew [26 August 2012]  about my amazing gal pals who never let anyone hurt me – yes I/husband REALLY trademarked that and yes we are gal pals are REALLY considering a product line with that idea/logo. Just like those four REALLY good friends in the S&C series and subsequent movies, myself and my gal pals are deeply involved in one another’s life – ventures and finances included … always thinking of ways each of us can help the others succeed.

Now I need you dear readers to indulge me for a moment while I once again use my valuable time and energy to tutor the Michigan, Pennsylvania and Chicago miscreants – it relates to this blog post topic because the loser women I reference and the weak minded men in their life are as some represented in S&C story line – you know the losers, the drunks, the ugly types – so here goes miscreants – this is yet another lesson for you all to take very seriously: in order to REALLY 100% legally trademark/copyright here in U.S., EU and Canada one must file a REAL application plus pay REAL $$$ and then all must be sealed, mailed in letter form with Post Office stamp and placed in secure location, remaining forever unopened – as was done for myself and  my husband for ALL 30 REAL trademarks and pending copyrights we REALLY own + the iphone app design patent we have pending [no – idiot Michigan woman  – you can not just “say” nor write you have a trademark – OMG – do you not know any REAL lawyers … oh right, you probably don’t – sorry – my bad]. Oh yes, one more thing bottom dweller loser short Michigan guy – thank you – being called a bitch by an apparently/possibly impotent [look it up – impotent has many meanings besides what I can only assume is your limp phallus – assume because insecure short men like you it is said usually have that problem – just saying]  like yourself, is a major compliment – as my psychologist gal pal suggested – that must mean I am doing something very irritating to you  – getting under your skin – right?  FYI: You can NOT trademark a sentence form … so definitely NO, “That is one crazy bitch” will never be accepted in application – not that hubby and I ever thought you REALLY had the means or intelligence to file anyway but thanks for the chuckles. Oh my, almost forgot –  to our chubby now legally disowned/disinherited “sister-in-law” – NO idiot – you can NOT generate REAL documents like mine and my REALLY genius husband on the internet … can you not read woman? – look closely at our blog, Facebook, Twitter and legal papers we send you and your loser husband’s half sister and brother – they are ALL REAL and LEGAL documents but keep on writing your libel, slander, defaming remarks – I attempted to teach you with my blog posts that detailed what can and can not be written in order not to get sued but you just do not get it – see you in Court – maybe your brother can represent you for free. And now someone told us you reference our old home’s mortgage – such an idiot you are but then again why would people like you with small mid western cheap small homes understand investments and finance – seriously but that Facebook remark/misrepresentation has already been given to LA attorney handling all other REAL lawsuits against you and your cohorts – he found it very interesting and felt sure he was going to pursue the issue of you [as you posted on fb] finding things on “internet” about us – this Hollywood/Beverly Hills attorney chatted about how a judge/jury would feel about the fact that a disowned relative like yourself was looking our old home up on internet – even though you [again] got it wrong/lied about the REAL facts … I LOVE the law – so interesting and nuanced and easily used to defeat simple minded idiots. In fact, attorney explained that your “looking such things up on internet” [as I myself explained in previous blog posts] can be considered a threat to us and possibly be filled against you as doing other illegal actions – so you see, as Britney Spears old song says [paraphrase] “oops, YOU did it again” but for you, unlike that song, the did it again – is you screwed yourself royally AGAIN by doing and thinking falsely you “got” us [by the way, we have/are moving to new homeS – yes plural, as in more than 1 idiot fat lady]. My husband, lawyer and myself discussed who else you might be wrongly looking up on the internet … perhaps those doctors you so insulting discussed on Facebook when you and I were fb pals years ago [saved by the way by my REALLY computer genius hubby – think, especially the physicians who are Jewish like myself might be very interested in your diatribe against them]. One more thing fat Michigan scrap booking “lady” – when police and attorneys told us to send you and your equally fat husband registered mail – they wanted to know stat if you did not accept … which of course we did when we met with them – gave them your denied receipt letter; now the last letter we did so with was in reference to phone threats that were traced and believed to be from your husband – the first letter was our legal name change documents but you already know that we are legally Solomon because I m sure the woman you personally told me [when I first met you in 2003 in Michigan – a REAL fact which I am including in my sworn deposition against you & her] was a teenage tramp before she married my now husband and who your husband wished dead, along with her two remaining children after we called to tell him her daughter was dead in June 2010 [also in my REAL deposition] must have told you that her attorney got those REAL court documents … oh yes, you must also know that our REAL wills fully legally disown her, her children, you, your children, your husband, his half brother and sister and their spouses/children, all Eliasz cousins, your father-in-law Eliasz [because G-d forbid we and our REAL children pass & Dad Eliasz inherits our $ & then dies & any of you scum get our $]. See we REALLY despise you ALL and never want any of you to inherit anything from us ever. The other REAL thing you should know is that to the best of his knowledge my REALLY brilliant very talented genealogist husband erased/deleted ALL of you from Ancestry.com and other sites – the only remaining reference is singularly as child 1 or 2, etc. for my husband’s parents denotation – you are ALL gone from REAL family records and when asked my husband says only that his parents had other children – look that up on the internet – that is if you can figure out how. Wow – right? – we are REALLY serious about bottom dwellers never being a part of our nor our REAL children’s life. Guess Sex & City ladies never had this much crap to deal with but then again, as an attorney suggested, it was  REAL gift to be rid of you all. By the way, we did include care $ for our sweet Labrador, Princess Java Argus in our will – proof we take REAL family relationships very seriously!

All right now – that is done – back to life lessons via Carrie Bradshaw and friends. Not ever being a big TV viewer, I did not see much of the series when first aired on HBO – of course, that did not mean I was unaware of the ground breaking style and topic of the Sex & The City series. Being a New York Times reader, as I am, one could not help but be involved with the the conversation that show was generating – I made it my business to watch a few episodes and then gal pals gifted entire taped seasons to me – insisting I, like them, would get it. Having  been married nearly all my adult life – I missed that single scene but many of my friends did not – being a a fully supportive friend, I listened and advised my own S&C gal pals as they struggled through the morass of single life. Then, of course, Bradshaw & Company grew up – married, divorced, had babies, got breast cancer, etc. – so their stories, like those of my own crowd became REALLY relevant to us all.

These days I relate quite well to the writer of the original essays that inspired the series, Candace Bushnell. Like her, my 2013 memoir, Heiress Mommy … a Modern Super Woman Life!, publisher decided I should have my blog essays published first – goal is end 2012 but now I want early 2013 publication for my blog book so I can complete my, shall we say, full post twin pregnancy “fix up” program in order to look REALLY great for interviews and such. Besides, G-d willing lawsuits will finally be active against those pest miscreants prior to publication – then I can include a few REAL life courtroom posts. Won’t that be interesting and full of drama … hubby and I have discussed at length with advisers what we will be saying on the stand. My other concern, is what REAL couture outfits we will be attired in the Courtroom – you know look good to do good philosophy at play. A few of my blog posts reference why clothes REALLY do matter – how appearances can affect REALLY important events. So baby you know moi is going to be perfectly turned out – coiffed and ready for my days in Court. All right, I admit the ‘bar” is not that high considering how the other women involved – those being sued and as percipient witnesses  – look and dress. One of the idiots at least attempts some personal presentation effort but still – believe me – especially the other two witches are really quite homely. Oh my, so unlike me to demean another woman – see these creeps bring out the very worse in everyone. Now enough of that   – lets get back to discussing REALLY worthwhile women.

So here, in the Sex & City four main characters – Carrie, Amanda, Charlotte and Samantha – we see women who are genuine – not perfect nor without vice. These ladies are proof that a woman can be REALLY wonderful and very successful – both personally and professionally. Of course, some have suggested that Carrie and her friends put far too much emphasis on style and material acquisitions – I say no they did not. Why should one not enjoy fashion, art, fine dining, et al. if it is available and certainly if not through ill gotten gains. The S&C women were genuine – REAL – without subterfuge and therefore perfectly entitled to have nice things – go nice places and live the so called good life. Now if these women were selfish and without REAL compassion – well then that would have presented a quite different scenario. I relate to these women in that fashion and style and art and gourmet dining and REAL luxury travel has been and will always be a part of my life – but I also am involved in many charities and care taking of REAL family and friends. So it is easy for me to comprehend why the series thought it acceptable that S&C gals were multi dimensional – I and most REALLY great women in my life are as well. Let me tell you that when hubby and I were choosing/designing our new homeS – my closet was as important as it was to Carrie when Big in the first Sex & City movie surprised his soon to be wife with a REALLY great NYC Penthouse walk in closet … not frivolous at all in my opinion. At the end of that same movie, the over voice of Carrie says it all quite well – love is what REALLY matters – of friends, spouses, children – if you are REAL you must surely agree!!!

P.S. Here is a personal story that I DEFINITELY plan to share with my Jewish compatriot, Sarah Jessica Parker, if blessed to meet her once moi & family are full time NYC residents [2013]: When my husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon & I first married in 2003, he was impressed with my nearly 500 pairs of mostly designer couture labeled & individual boxed shoes, boots & such. He would hear myself & my gal pals discuss Louboutins, Manolo Blahniks, Jimmy Choos, etc. & told me he was intrigued because as hubby dear explained to me – all the other women he had known wore, shall we say, pedestrian footwear [in fact his practice wife’s son wrote in his blog that she & her children shopped Boscov mostly – not that there is anything wrong with that, lol]. Once when I was complaining that my new Fall wardrobe left me needing new foot attire, hubby asked why a particular pair of Jimmy JEWS would not suffice … no he was not being anti-Semitic but was totally serious in thinking that was the brand name – I quickly explained that we JEWS wore that shoe but the name was Choo. Cute – right???

Note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

This is how ^^^ one cuts & paste – FYI to short “impotent” loser guy in Michigan who apparently [I am told by REAL “internet ninja” ] reads my blog – YEAH – now that is REALLY great because in law class we learn that this would equal something akin to his/they being fairly forewarned and as such having not ended their lies &  erroneous attacks can hence be sued more easily. By the way, it is NOT sarcasm when I state lawsuits coming & possibly civil criminal charges against these sad insignificant individuals. Oh yes, you should know – try to comprehend that one MUST be REALLY intelligent to fully have a sarcastic wit & you  Michigan folks and cohorts are definitely NOT intelligent – see you ALL in Court asap!!!

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