Posts tagged ‘Success’

October 1, 2012

Why All REAL Women Are Carrie Bradshaw!!!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

Lets see – my blog posts that reference genuineness … well there are the legal tutorials, the political diatribes, the shout outs to loser miscreant types, many about REALLY good marriages and REALLY true love, the faith based and REAL family and REAL friends topics. Ok – a lot of my writing deals with truth and reality – maybe it is from my own REAL life lessons or a bit of law school 101 but I assure you ALL I write is vetted, verified, documented and REAL my friends – Definitely REAL! Now you are asking what the hell Sex & The City’s Carrie Bradshaw have to do with all this REAL stuff I champion so often here on my blog … like me and like many women and men – Carrie deals with the REALITY of a life well lived. Yes there are great shoes and lots of sex but oh baby, let me assure you REAL women do wear REALLY great shoes while being REAL good wives, friends, mothers, etc.. So here goes – to ALL the Carries out there and all the REAL worthwhile men who love us – how to make it in this REALLY complex world via Carrie Bradshaw and friends philosophy.

When Carrie Bradshaw falls down on a REAL catwalk – we hear her say that when REAL people fall down, they get back up and [just] keep on walking. My sentiments exactly but I must add that whatever makes REAL people fall down in the first place makes them REALLY better and REALLY more special – in that lessons learned can bring great strength and amazing REAL opportunities. Well my darling readers/followers again I find myself somewhat limited in my ability to fully detail my own journey … as you are surely tired of reading about – those dam loser miscreants still have not been served with lawsuits papers [lawyers tell hubby & I that they are making sure case solid – as my law professors love to say: all i’s dotted & all t’s crossed; as far as any civil criminal charges, detectives tell us investigation moving forward – to be completed very soon] and then of course, my 2013 book contract obligations limit my scope here on my blog but trust me when I say dealing with those bottom dwellers has given moi even more get up and go – succeed even more on account of those pest enemies at our considerably fashionable gate. Like Carrie and friends there are the usurpers, miscreants and misanthropes to deal with in my life but also like the S&C gals I have REAL friends to love and protect me – rally and lift me up against all odds. Hopefully you read my blog post Goddess Crew [26 August 2012]  about my amazing gal pals who never let anyone hurt me – yes I/husband REALLY trademarked that and yes we are gal pals are REALLY considering a product line with that idea/logo. Just like those four REALLY good friends in the S&C series and subsequent movies, myself and my gal pals are deeply involved in one another’s life – ventures and finances included … always thinking of ways each of us can help the others succeed.

Now I need you dear readers to indulge me for a moment while I once again use my valuable time and energy to tutor the Michigan, Pennsylvania and Chicago miscreants – it relates to this blog post topic because the loser women I reference and the weak minded men in their life are as some represented in S&C story line – you know the losers, the drunks, the ugly types – so here goes miscreants – this is yet another lesson for you all to take very seriously: in order to REALLY 100% legally trademark/copyright here in U.S., EU and Canada one must file a REAL application plus pay REAL $$$ and then all must be sealed, mailed in letter form with Post Office stamp and placed in secure location, remaining forever unopened – as was done for myself and  my husband for ALL 30 REAL trademarks and pending copyrights we REALLY own + the iphone app design patent we have pending [no – idiot Michigan woman  – you can not just “say” nor write you have a trademark – OMG – do you not know any REAL lawyers … oh right, you probably don’t – sorry – my bad]. Oh yes, one more thing bottom dweller loser short Michigan guy – thank you – being called a bitch by an apparently/possibly impotent [look it up – impotent has many meanings besides what I can only assume is your limp phallus – assume because insecure short men like you it is said usually have that problem – just saying]  like yourself, is a major compliment – as my psychologist gal pal suggested – that must mean I am doing something very irritating to you  – getting under your skin – right?  FYI: You can NOT trademark a sentence form … so definitely NO, “That is one crazy bitch” will never be accepted in application – not that hubby and I ever thought you REALLY had the means or intelligence to file anyway but thanks for the chuckles. Oh my, almost forgot –  to our chubby now legally disowned/disinherited “sister-in-law” – NO idiot – you can NOT generate REAL documents like mine and my REALLY genius husband on the internet … can you not read woman? – look closely at our blog, Facebook, Twitter and legal papers we send you and your loser husband’s half sister and brother – they are ALL REAL and LEGAL documents but keep on writing your libel, slander, defaming remarks – I attempted to teach you with my blog posts that detailed what can and can not be written in order not to get sued but you just do not get it – see you in Court – maybe your brother can represent you for free. And now someone told us you reference our old home’s mortgage – such an idiot you are but then again why would people like you with small mid western cheap small homes understand investments and finance – seriously but that Facebook remark/misrepresentation has already been given to LA attorney handling all other REAL lawsuits against you and your cohorts – he found it very interesting and felt sure he was going to pursue the issue of you [as you posted on fb] finding things on “internet” about us – this Hollywood/Beverly Hills attorney chatted about how a judge/jury would feel about the fact that a disowned relative like yourself was looking our old home up on internet – even though you [again] got it wrong/lied about the REAL facts … I LOVE the law – so interesting and nuanced and easily used to defeat simple minded idiots. In fact, attorney explained that your “looking such things up on internet” [as I myself explained in previous blog posts] can be considered a threat to us and possibly be filled against you as doing other illegal actions – so you see, as Britney Spears old song says [paraphrase] “oops, YOU did it again” but for you, unlike that song, the did it again – is you screwed yourself royally AGAIN by doing and thinking falsely you “got” us [by the way, we have/are moving to new homeS – yes plural, as in more than 1 idiot fat lady]. My husband, lawyer and myself discussed who else you might be wrongly looking up on the internet … perhaps those doctors you so insulting discussed on Facebook when you and I were fb pals years ago [saved by the way by my REALLY computer genius hubby – think, especially the physicians who are Jewish like myself might be very interested in your diatribe against them]. One more thing fat Michigan scrap booking “lady” – when police and attorneys told us to send you and your equally fat husband registered mail – they wanted to know stat if you did not accept … which of course we did when we met with them – gave them your denied receipt letter; now the last letter we did so with was in reference to phone threats that were traced and believed to be from your husband – the first letter was our legal name change documents but you already know that we are legally Solomon because I m sure the woman you personally told me [when I first met you in 2003 in Michigan – a REAL fact which I am including in my sworn deposition against you & her] was a teenage tramp before she married my now husband and who your husband wished dead, along with her two remaining children after we called to tell him her daughter was dead in June 2010 [also in my REAL deposition] must have told you that her attorney got those REAL court documents … oh yes, you must also know that our REAL wills fully legally disown her, her children, you, your children, your husband, his half brother and sister and their spouses/children, all Eliasz cousins, your father-in-law Eliasz [because G-d forbid we and our REAL children pass & Dad Eliasz inherits our $ & then dies & any of you scum get our $]. See we REALLY despise you ALL and never want any of you to inherit anything from us ever. The other REAL thing you should know is that to the best of his knowledge my REALLY brilliant very talented genealogist husband erased/deleted ALL of you from Ancestry.com and other sites – the only remaining reference is singularly as child 1 or 2, etc. for my husband’s parents denotation – you are ALL gone from REAL family records and when asked my husband says only that his parents had other children – look that up on the internet – that is if you can figure out how. Wow – right? – we are REALLY serious about bottom dwellers never being a part of our nor our REAL children’s life. Guess Sex & City ladies never had this much crap to deal with but then again, as an attorney suggested, it was  REAL gift to be rid of you all. By the way, we did include care $ for our sweet Labrador, Princess Java Argus in our will – proof we take REAL family relationships very seriously!

All right now – that is done – back to life lessons via Carrie Bradshaw and friends. Not ever being a big TV viewer, I did not see much of the series when first aired on HBO – of course, that did not mean I was unaware of the ground breaking style and topic of the Sex & The City series. Being a New York Times reader, as I am, one could not help but be involved with the the conversation that show was generating – I made it my business to watch a few episodes and then gal pals gifted entire taped seasons to me – insisting I, like them, would get it. Having  been married nearly all my adult life – I missed that single scene but many of my friends did not – being a a fully supportive friend, I listened and advised my own S&C gal pals as they struggled through the morass of single life. Then, of course, Bradshaw & Company grew up – married, divorced, had babies, got breast cancer, etc. – so their stories, like those of my own crowd became REALLY relevant to us all.

These days I relate quite well to the writer of the original essays that inspired the series, Candace Bushnell. Like her, my 2013 memoir, Heiress Mommy … a Modern Super Woman Life!, publisher decided I should have my blog essays published first – goal is end 2012 but now I want early 2013 publication for my blog book so I can complete my, shall we say, full post twin pregnancy “fix up” program in order to look REALLY great for interviews and such. Besides, G-d willing lawsuits will finally be active against those pest miscreants prior to publication – then I can include a few REAL life courtroom posts. Won’t that be interesting and full of drama … hubby and I have discussed at length with advisers what we will be saying on the stand. My other concern, is what REAL couture outfits we will be attired in the Courtroom – you know look good to do good philosophy at play. A few of my blog posts reference why clothes REALLY do matter – how appearances can affect REALLY important events. So baby you know moi is going to be perfectly turned out – coiffed and ready for my days in Court. All right, I admit the ‘bar” is not that high considering how the other women involved – those being sued and as percipient witnesses  – look and dress. One of the idiots at least attempts some personal presentation effort but still – believe me – especially the other two witches are really quite homely. Oh my, so unlike me to demean another woman – see these creeps bring out the very worse in everyone. Now enough of that   – lets get back to discussing REALLY worthwhile women.

So here, in the Sex & City four main characters – Carrie, Amanda, Charlotte and Samantha – we see women who are genuine – not perfect nor without vice. These ladies are proof that a woman can be REALLY wonderful and very successful – both personally and professionally. Of course, some have suggested that Carrie and her friends put far too much emphasis on style and material acquisitions – I say no they did not. Why should one not enjoy fashion, art, fine dining, et al. if it is available and certainly if not through ill gotten gains. The S&C women were genuine – REAL – without subterfuge and therefore perfectly entitled to have nice things – go nice places and live the so called good life. Now if these women were selfish and without REAL compassion – well then that would have presented a quite different scenario. I relate to these women in that fashion and style and art and gourmet dining and REAL luxury travel has been and will always be a part of my life – but I also am involved in many charities and care taking of REAL family and friends. So it is easy for me to comprehend why the series thought it acceptable that S&C gals were multi dimensional – I and most REALLY great women in my life are as well. Let me tell you that when hubby and I were choosing/designing our new homeS – my closet was as important as it was to Carrie when Big in the first Sex & City movie surprised his soon to be wife with a REALLY great NYC Penthouse walk in closet … not frivolous at all in my opinion. At the end of that same movie, the over voice of Carrie says it all quite well – love is what REALLY matters – of friends, spouses, children – if you are REAL you must surely agree!!!

P.S. Here is a personal story that I DEFINITELY plan to share with my Jewish compatriot, Sarah Jessica Parker, if blessed to meet her once moi & family are full time NYC residents [2013]: When my husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon & I first married in 2003, he was impressed with my nearly 500 pairs of mostly designer couture labeled & individual boxed shoes, boots & such. He would hear myself & my gal pals discuss Louboutins, Manolo Blahniks, Jimmy Choos, etc. & told me he was intrigued because as hubby dear explained to me – all the other women he had known wore, shall we say, pedestrian footwear [in fact his practice wife’s son wrote in his blog that she & her children shopped Boscov mostly – not that there is anything wrong with that, lol]. Once when I was complaining that my new Fall wardrobe left me needing new foot attire, hubby asked why a particular pair of Jimmy JEWS would not suffice … no he was not being anti-Semitic but was totally serious in thinking that was the brand name – I quickly explained that we JEWS wore that shoe but the name was Choo. Cute – right???

Note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

This is how ^^^ one cuts & paste – FYI to short “impotent” loser guy in Michigan who apparently [I am told by REAL “internet ninja” ] reads my blog – YEAH – now that is REALLY great because in law class we learn that this would equal something akin to his/they being fairly forewarned and as such having not ended their lies &  erroneous attacks can hence be sued more easily. By the way, it is NOT sarcasm when I state lawsuits coming & possibly civil criminal charges against these sad insignificant individuals. Oh yes, you should know – try to comprehend that one MUST be REALLY intelligent to fully have a sarcastic wit & you  Michigan folks and cohorts are definitely NOT intelligent – see you ALL in Court asap!!!

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June 24, 2012

Why & How I Am One Of The Happiest Women In The World!!!

by Teréza Eliasz-Solomon (HeiressMommy™)

The main reasons for my being one of the happiest women in the world are #1. Self Determination and #2. G-d. There is no magic involved – some really good luck and a great deal of hard work is the formula for my abundant happiness. Tragically not everyone got the memo – granted some unhappy people can not help it due to untended mental health problems but other misanthropes are unhappy merely because they are greedy, mean and selfish. I hope the revelations I will share in my book “Heiress Mommy”  will help those most unhappy among us but I know that no book or life story can help those not touched by the grace of G-d …no help for the evil doers among us as they will defeat themselves by their own deeds and thoughts. So be it  – here is a short primer or preface to what I hope my book will further explain.

Being fully happy does not mean that one is never stressed, upset, anxious, sad, disappointed or worried. 100% happiness actually means that even when you are dealing with negative feelings or occurrences, you are still basically and intrinsically happy. I once was accused by a quite foolish and not very intellectually astute young woman of being “obsessed” with a sworn enemy …I explained [as simply as I could] to this troubled person that I was never obsessed but instead determined to thwart this evil and assure justice for myself and my family. Even during times where my considerable energy is taxed by such an effort, I am a happy woman ..content in the knowledge of my own self worth and place in this world.

The Ancient Philosophers wrote extensively about what happiness was and how one obtains happiness. Epicurus point of view was “whom is enough too little, nothing is enough”. Who has not known someone that no matter what they have or are given, think they did not get their so called fair share …in other words, those people who think the world or a particular person owes them more than they deserve? Socrates actually listed three things to maintain toward the goal of happiness: 1. Keep interested in the truth ..for myself and my husband, that includes pursuing needed facts about those who would harm us – easy with the internet, et. al.; 2. Make sure that your soul is as good as possible …this does NOT include faux cult like inspired quotes or dictates from some bogus guru as to what one needs to do for a redeemed soul; 3. to get a good soul maintain 4 virtues: prudence, courage, temperance  and justice [charity]. There are other ancient, historical and modern day philosophers that pontificate with equal validity as to the route to happiness – the problem is the many false prophets who only goal is ego satisfying and financial gain through their bogus dictates on happiness.  Sadly, the uneducated and weak minded among us fall victim to these false prophet types …then again could it be the followers of these jousters are themselves evil doers and have just found their equal part in such leaders? Oh well, that is for another time – my only point is to insist you, as I have, never let these devils deter you from your own deserved happiness – fight them and expose them and then live your well deserved happy life.

I twitter and facebook with business tycoon and TV personality Bethenny Frankel. I just finished her wonderful and inspiring book: “A Place Of Yes”. Unlike myself, who was fortunate to have my Jewish faith and progressive parents to teach me optimism, dear Bethenny had to learn it on her own …BRAVO  smart lady. This accomplished woman and I share the life philosophy that one must seize opportunities in order to be really happy. I wish I could share my own detailed story here of how that idea about recognizing and going for it has made my life spectacular but my wonderful supportive publicist and my book obligation leaves  me only able to hope  that my finally decided on to be released soon books will be something you read to learn much more about how my determination and recognition of what I needed in life has led to great joy and contentment. I do want to say that like Bethenny, I do not think there is any magic formula to being happy …it takes hard work both mentally and physically [including a life time of exercise & nutritional maintenance, etc.] and luck – I have been blessed with a great family, opportunities, love, angel friends

Friends are Angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

and the most supportive colleagues in the world. But the trick is I had the good sense and eyes to see those I needed in my life in order to be happy [I admit there have been some misjudgments as well – but, thank G-d, even those have eventually led to the best for me, including being married to the most amazing man for the last nine years and having his support to go through very expensive & often uncomfortable fertility treatments to have children together later in life].

I so wish I could share more …suffice it to say there have been tragedies in my life, missteps but more blessings and glory – all will be in my book “Heiress Mommy”, which I hope will be not only enjoyable to read but helpful to those  struggling.

I leave you with a link to Charlie Brown’s happiness song – trust me that it is worth listening to …your a good man Charlie Brown and All GOOD people deserve to be happy – the rest can be punished as G-d sees fit. Shalom!!!

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