Auntie Jane’s Niece™

We writers are well known throughout the ages to realize that “art imitates life which imitates art” and so on. Without question those of us lucky enough to be brought up and schooled in the classics come to accept that there are no new themes to be written about … All is pathos and ethos at the core and so here is a REAL life fable so to speak that should neither be found unique nor without precedence:

Opening Scene: Somewhere outside Philadelphia a woman is driving to law class early one weekday morning – real time first person narrative and reflective remembrances.

“Oh My! Not another message from her!” Driving to law class and now feeling compelled to respond to this obviously unstable young woman … Should I call authorities or mental health professionals where she lives is all I could think en route to a full day of study and tasks. Being a person who cares about others – even though to say the most I am only “peripherally” even aware this person exists – it now seems incumbent upon me to do something to help this obviously obsessed with me individual even though her rants and pleads for both inclusion in my life and similar for her Mother are frightening in tone and intent. Well now I have another call – and just in time because Jane after all is the REAL Aunt of this scary person.

“Hello Jane, very glad you called me this morning … As usual on a weekday morning driving to school and again receiving private Facebook messages from your niece that are very disconcerting – whatever should I do?” Pause, deep breath is all heard on the other end and then a surprising confessional – and let us say one that created even further concern for my and my husband and family well being and possibly even our safety – tragically the years that followed proved my concern more than appropriate. “What I have to tell you must not be repeated!” Jane begins and of course I remind her that in my blessed marriage we keep nothing from one another and so she must keep in mind that I will be sharing whatever we chat about with my husband. I assure Jane as we never gossip nor intentionally malign a person unless the authorities need to know neither my husband nor myself will repeat her conversation to others. Jane proceeds to tell me that her late Mother shared the fact that her Granddaughter (Jane’s niece) was born with some sort of learning and developmental disabilities – it seems the parents who are Jane’s brother and sister-in-law did not want others knowing. Well I ask Jane why tell me now? Jane explains that her reason is what I describe now frightens her too – I am surprised to say the least by this confessional tonality that now seems Jane’s determined method of communicating and that in of it self gives me reason for concern. My life policy is to while accepting of such things being shared possibly in good faith also to give consideration that these facts are not yet verified or documented to myself or husband – gossip not acceptable to me as REAL proof and yet things seem to now being adding up – still I refrain from any prejudicial conclusion. After all being born with a learning and developmental disability does not lessen character or does it in this case? Of course fact is such a person is often without ability to logically perceive reality – Oh My! I think it is all beginning to make sense.

I felt it necessary as did my husband to discuss what we had just learned with one of my dearest friends – a PhD. in Psychology – her and her husband being a couple we spent time with and felt comfortable confiding in and also a gal pal of mine who is a Psychiatrist. Both seemed equally concerned considering what Aunt Jane had told us and the young woman’s rants to me via private Facebook messages. Sure enough things went from bad to worse to disastrous as the niece, her parents and siblings – others – joined in with people who had already criminally vandalized our home, threatened my husband’s life and other unseemly and even illegal activities. Who could have anticipated how truly troubling the situation would become … Certainly not me.

As the years past Aunt Jane’s niece became more aggressive and more hostile – even confronting a published author who interviewed me when he graciously compared me to the late actress and humanitarian Audrey Hepburn. This now older and more delusional young woman lied and wrote she had “grown up with me” when in fact I only met her once briefly. She even seemed to imply she had known Hepburn in her admonishment that comparison to me would leave the actress insulted. It went on from there … Fancying herself a “internet ninja” posting either erroneous or made up or legally invalid information on the internet about myself and husband … Then either creating or being involved with two fraud and criminal activity Twitter pages. Out of obvious envy this woman and her Mother suggested that which was REAL on our social media pages not – angering my decorator, realtor and many more not to mention being additional reasons to sue her. There are many more documented incidents this young woman and her cohorts are involved with against myself, husband and family. But possibly most frightening was her blatant attempt to be me … Yes indeed she created a Twitter page like one of my own, wrote post as if like mine, etc.. Her physical appearance both denoting ill kept and slovenly lifestyle and rather vulgar cleavage and other suggestive posses with young men was found by some to be representative of the proverbial “slippery slope” toward a dangerous situation that we and law enforcement needed to consider in a serious way. Yes Aunt Jane’s niece was employed but even this seemed to be part of her unstable diatribe in that she continuously stated exaggeration of employment status and position.

And … ?!?

End Scene: Court Rooms, Book Readings and Interviews Across America!

So is this fable a salacious made for TV movie … Material for a horrid crime novel or the documented ongoing legal investigation of a very dangerous bully – the common and all too well known story of those that appear rather “normal’ but indeed are not only personally troubled but just one short step away from doing something heinous? You decide my dear readers and remember in law classes often Professors present the “you can not believe this REALLY happened” cases so as to inform and instruct future attorneys that human nature can and frequently is without an easy explanation and likewise not something even though you would prefer to ignore can ever safely do without dire consequences!

Please Note: Auntie Jane’s Niece™ is legally Trademarked, owned by Tereza Diane & Chester M. Eliasz-Solomon #AuntieJanesNiece™

Tweet Your Way To CEO!

My upbringing instructed that whining and defeat are not acceptable … The Jewish home by nature one where if breathing you go for it. Circumstances presented many times in my life made that teaching a REAL G-d sent. Never deterred nor lessened by occurrences or happenstance I managed to rally beyond all expectations to pursue and achieve my ever increasing goals. My regular readers and those who know me well are very aware of exactly how true this is and the last few years what my L.A. Attorney calls “reign of terror” against myself and my husband from nemesis [people from my husband’s past] proved this attitude even more important. While thwarting these enemies and in turn proceeding legally against them [now nearing fruition] I and my husband who even though from a background far different than my own where success seen only as that which one minimally needs to get by, managed to build toward all our dreams and keep at the normal pleasures of family life. Here I must, as always, acknowledge the amazing supportive beyond measure family, friends and colleagues who made so much of our blessed life possible … Often defending, protecting and participating in legal efforts against those attempting no less than our demise. How is it I … Make that WE were able to start a business, myself re-enter school, build our family, complete books deals, process to own Trademarks/design patents, travel, socialize and more while many days fearful of stalkers and worse? Many reasons but for this essay shall we just say being CEO of our life was the key.

Well enough about me … For now anyway. Here I want to tell you about one of my “oh my lucky me” meeting an amazing person stories. Those in my life always impressed with my good luck at coming to know in unexpected ways the most special people. So it was on Twitter I connected with @MikeLehrOZA – actually not sure who followed who first but what I do know is that I quickly began to appreciate and admire Mike Lehr. Still surprising to me is how much I have learned from this man in such a short amount of time and even more reassuring seen many issues we have nearly exact ideas about. One especially important to me is that my late very erudite Mother Mary Rose Solomon pontificated and promoted [gave me book to read] the philosophies of Sun Tzu and Mike Lehr apparently finds this also a template for life and work. Coincidence or a meant to be in that Mike also often references Machiavelli  and here you go … Some time before meeting Lehr I wrote a blog essay: “Why My Dear Mama Thought Machiavelli Was Misunderstood!“. Yes I know Mother born 1914 was quite interesting to say the least. Not many truly perceive that Sun Tzu  and Machiavelli’s teachings both explore the necessary while examining the possible. My Twitter buddy … Now honored to chat through emails/calls as well and determined if not before to break bread with when on my book tour in his territory, Mike offers both scholarship and humour in his writing. There are business and personal topics and no overreaching guru or faux cult misrepresentation when reading Mike’s blog. Neither is there that preachy tone that often leads us to turn away from instruction. Not at all as Mike Lehr is honest and forthright adding the question as answer many times and in that allowing his reader to to see the REAL possibilities or maybe just the option to contemplate without conclusion the topic.

So you see again it is a case of the REALLY lucky and blessed Teréza; I have a plethora of riches in those I am fortunate to meet, get to know to one or other extent and learn from, receive support and counsel from and likewise hope same for them from me to some degree. There is never subterfuge in all can ask and hear my REAL story … My gloried life brings me appreciation for that which matters most and thank G-d my wise parents insisted that I do at least try to have eyes to see, heart to feel and a brain to attempt understanding. Is it me that was smart enough to turn to someone like Mike Lehr on Twitter or some lucky force that directs those of us open to such things to merely press that Tweet one day? No matter really as here I am being the generous me [told you in first paragraph I was only moving on from moi for a brief movement] doing you on my growing readers list the favor of sharing a suggestion that you go to my friend Mike Lehr @ blog.omegazadvisors.com sign up and learn something … You all can thank me later!!!

Messy Mass(ive) Media

Seriously – are you joking with the almost self delusional idea that anyone REALLY cares about your choices for clothes, food, furniture, etc.? Oh my. how elitist of me but indeed my rather insulting question has a quite serious undertone. Worse still is the idea that any loathsome person thinks it fine to take a photo and share on Facebook, Twitter and such of a complete stranger – accompanied by opinionated comment or two. Simply rude , bad form and I hope leading to lawsuits and legislation forbidding this ever increasingly egregious activity. Now if you want to convince yourself that the world cares to see that which your deem of importance despite your less than effective life status – be my guest or seek therapy asap. One personal example is an individual hubby and I suing/law enforcement investigating proclaiming himself a “writer” with no book deal and a blog consisting of his retail clothing work place photos only – it has been suggested to us, along with his other activities, that this probably can be diagnosed as grandiose delusions and that has many frightening implications. Still the privilege of delusion is  just that – your right to be, as long as no REAL crime occurs [in the case we are dealing with REAL crimes of vandalism by him and more did happen by the way]. However, if you find it reasonable to take liberties with another person’s image and post that photo anywhere without permission – other than of course public figures and even then there are legal limitations – well then, if there is REAL justice – see you Court. Thinking I am a litigious sort – you are correct in that analysis and trust me, I plan to make this and other similar situations concerning slander, defamation and intellectual property rights part of my life work. Growing concern about privacy has already led to lawsuits – how and where and even why someone’s “stuff” is shared already under legal review. The harm and thievery that comes from the indecent and lesser types activities among us in their effort to possess that not theirs, insult/mock those they know little of, if anything at all, ascribing attributes or lack thereof to others and the shear “no holds barred” attitude presented on social media sites needs to be challenged … I volunteer.

Unless you are famous or REALLY talented in a particular field, only those near and dear to you, care about the choices your Instagram and Pinterest venues present. Nice sharing but certainly no demonstration of creativity and as that is the case, the false sense of accomplishment that some gain from these processes is delineating REAL worth and value from those more worthy of our collective focus. I worry that the next generation will think the faux bloggers that mostly post photos of other person’s wares and products might misconstrue that as something intended for scholarship – well not REALLY but still troubled that our youngsters will not seek that which directs them to learned presentations instead. Without REAL text and analysis one gives little thought to the basis for that suggested as informative or instructive. Here it is and there it goes seems the tone of quipped comments under a self created photo shoot – no questions asked about the creator or impetus any longer required it seems. Of course, not all of us nor even the majority limit scope of intake to the quickened social media sites … Twitter and Facebook, LinkedIn and Google+ can often allow for REAL discourse, interaction and worthwhile exchanges, as well as sharing of ideas.

Ethical and moral consequences must be a consideration in this discussion – is not decency and manners something worth including in things mostly entertainment but NOT in anyway informative news? Yes the stories told are to be respected, artistic creations the same, along with REAL news journalism. To not do so is a “slippery slope” toward the dimming of society, not to mention the elimination of outlets for growth and development of those areas that affect us all to some extent. Technology has made way for more inclusion – a sort of world wide communal participation potential and yet there are still demographics denied entry; who and how the offerings will be distributed needs careful oversight if even more divisiveness is not to occur around the globe. Concerted effort by governments and organizations privy to the resources that can make an important difference toward our intellectual human advancement need to be ever watchful. Careful research, further development and the highest levels of educational offerings must be maintained or we all just one or two quick smart phone snap shots away from REAL ignorance!

Supermarket Magazine Analysis — Food For Thought !

I have a firm and absolute rule about the magazines in check out lines at Supermarkets – that is no one who shops for me [not family, friend or employee person] can relay tabloid information to me or in my company that was culled from a shopping excursion.  I do not read nor am I ever tempted by the salacious cheap offerings that one is forced to stare at while waiting to pay for purchases. Now I have a valid analysis of what type of clientele a certain or other market caters to according to check out material and of course, it is simple business structure that denotes such choices … you know how it goes – you stock what will sell. Still, I find it REALLY interesting that the food stuff, other products and magazines line up so nicely to express who shops where.

It is true – I admit it – there are areas of life where one could say I am a snob. By which I mean demanding of certain standards and quality. Nothing wrong with this in my opinion as it takes only an understanding and appreciation of things to gain such sensibilities. Obviously, funds are needed to acquire many of the things that are best made but here too a sense of REAL value must prevail. One of the struggling issues of our times – something our amazing First Lady Michelle Obama has addressed in her Let’s Move initiative – is that  poorer communities have no REAL access to organic and fresh food;  fast food being cheaper and more readily available to fill a family’s caloric requirements than fresh produce and healthy protein items has left our society overweight and in poor health.

Seems simple and apparent to me through the evidence that our society is being further segregated through the Supermarket offerings of food, other products and yes magazine offerings at the checkout. Without a doubt the well heeled among us always had opportunities for finer dining experiences and such – the difference is others could still eat healthy and with a little effort read that which their wealthier and more educated brethren were privy to on a daily basis. I love capitalism but the the base profit margin standard is enforcing a no holding back attitude as to what and where offerings of products and information are made available … want to be offended, well may I suggest that some corporate office type is even as you read this discussing how “those people” will only buy such  and such, so why bother stocking the better of what we make or sell in their neighborhood. Now a truism is REAL that some self motivation to read better material, eat healthier food and such is at play here – however, not everyone has the impetus or where for all to step away from the easy into the more beneficial options. Is not the goal of a great nation like America to lift the masses through equality – does not this include informing and allowing purview to greater things? Whose responsibility is creating such a Utopia? I think the answer is elected officials in part and also the companies – including and maybe especially news outlets – to prod, instruct, inspire and direct ALL toward betterment.

All right now – back to the magazines. In the better markets, like my beloved Whole Foods and other like minded stores there are Bon Appetit, Architectural Digest, Yoga this and that, Vanity Fair, Vogue, Fortune, Forbes and a plethora of local upscale ___ Today – depending on the best close by neighborhoods. Why even the better newspapers are frequently sold – my favorite New York Times and Wall Street Journal for instance. Conversely at the less quality oriented markets, one finds tabloids galore – The Sun, The Enquirer, Star and occasionally People or US. Now you tell me – is this not simple Finance 101 in that they sell what will sell to who they think buys in their place of business … again I say nothing wrong with that, except the resulting delineation and further class alienation among our citizenry. My very well read and erudite parents often bemoaned this scenario – they explained that at one time the cab driver and the doctor or lawyer in a town read pretty much the same newspaper, heard on radio or saw on television almost the exact same reports and sure the better educated and motivated family – like my own – made it a must to read and hear/view beyond the standard venues. Yet all were given opportunity to know the same REAL facts and as such, their children too. Sadly, not the current societal norm – we are divided into not only the income haves and have-nots but the nutritional and intellectual advantaged and disadvantaged. Troublesome and dangerous I tell you – this has and will further lead to eventual irreparable divisions in this country and throughout the world. The one bright light – although it too seems to be more and more divided – is social media. My prayer and REAL hope is that Facebook and Twitter, et al. will force a communal sharing of the better for ALL!

P.S. In my year (2013) end memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! I will share the REAL plan that my husband and I are working on to purchase his beloved paternal grandmother, Walerya’s, Michigan farm and turn it into a cooperative community food center and agricultural/nutrition teaching venue for inner city Detroit and other local youths and their families … this will be one part of our soon to be established Eliasz-Solomon Family Foundation.

Stealing Freedom!

“All politics is local!” is an old and often used adage. Similarly I say all attempts to steal another’s freedom – no matter where nor who is the thievery thug, is local and for me REALLY personal. As a Jewish American woman – from a multiple faith and ethnic background – I REALLY know what having others want to steal my freedom feels like.  Surely if you read my blog regularly and definitely if you know me personally, you are quite aware of my and my dear husband’s battle against those we titled The Miscreants™; trust me that it is not a stretch of logic to think these loathsome individuals made a concerted effort to steal my and my REAL family’s freedom. On Monday, 15 April 2013, in the great American city of Boston, a criminal stole freedom from runners in a Marathon – by exploding bombs, killing and injuring regular people, some loathsome bastard took away the right to just dwell herein G-d’s world unencumbered by fear. At least that was the goal as I see it – no different at all than what many of us face from personal enemies. As I learned of the Boston Marathon tragedy, not only as a runner but as a woman now unfortunately sophisticated on the art of perceiving correctly REAL evil – I had a visceral reaction and a intrinsic feeling of knowing what was at play. The most simplistic analysis of this, 9/11, antisemitic/anti-Israel attackers, other human perpetrated atrocities, the civil/criminal activities by my and my husband’s enemies, etc. is based on one and only one motivation – all are a G-dless and evil person wanting to steal others freedom.

Freedom thieves have a standard operating procedure more similar than not in motive and style. Despite differences in locale, relationship or situation – all who act in concerted efforts to deny others rights do so from a place of delusional and envy based hate. Only a self deluded and deeply unhappy person would use effort and energy to work toward having another lessened on account of some ill perceived idea. Call it prejudice or ignorance – no matter the description remains the same in that one hell bent on silencing others, is singularly evil and unstable. For why else would anyone give time and energy – as the members of my husband/mine nemesis, THE REAL Evil Doers Club™, did by attempting to steal our rightful voice and more physically tangible items. In my personal scenario the thieves decided to suggest and insist that my husband and I should only do and live as they wished – with their ill informed and ignorant of REAL facts prescribed style. Despite the reality presented these loathsome creatures, they continued to lie and imagine untruths about us and themselves. Surely a sign of mental health instability and in some circumstances, pure evil intentions. As my husband detailed in a letter to his ex-wife’s attorney, we keep a very specific and REAL timeline – all documents and evidence saved as proof of the reality of how and when the freedom thieves began attacks against us. You see those like my nemesis are dependent on a confused narrative to cover their evil deeds – it takes REAL strength and determination like that my husband, myself and those supporting us have to be consciously active in detailing the evidence. Why is this relevant or important – I tell you it is because knowing the reality and having that to show the world gives basic substantiated guidelines to your REAL life story and needed battle strategy against the usurpers. I want you all to know that neither myself nor my husband even cared enough about our sworn enemies to address their existence … as terrorist do, so did they in attempting – no make that insisting they dictate by harassment our life plan. My confidence that many of you have similar stories and my absolutely studied knowledge that those who attack groups they oppose is the same as my personal dealings, allows me to feel comfortable making the comparison without concern of being vitriolic in my writing here.

You might be thinking that my reach has gone too far in comparative suggestion that terrorist and my personal enemies are similar … not at all I assure you in that both use illogically conceived notions and  purely prejudicial philosophies to attempt bullying style subjugation. The tonality and inference on social media that my husband and I fought – those working on our behalf legally are pursuing – are no different than that which the enemies of all REALLY free peoples promote as their reasoning. Yes, again I must remain limited in sharing details with you my dear readers – soon to be [finally] filed civil lawsuits and law enforcement [possibly soon ending] criminal investigations still in play plus my contractual book deal for my memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! deny me full voice just now. The most important REAL fact that I can express now – here – today is you MUST never allow another’s lie filled narrative to deny you freedom or make you fearful. The thing to do is – as my husband and I have done –  surround yourself with REALLY good people and fight with determination to stop at every turn the freedom thieves. The saying “living well is the best revenge” is nuanced in these situations; we are living extremely well but more important is that we have REAL love and REALLY decent individuals in our life – too many to list here – those that have worked tirelessly to assist us and promote issues on our behalf. I am not naive – I fully know that some of what I advise is more easily said than done and yes a bit of my gloried outcome has been on account of shear luck – being born energetic, meeting and knowing the right people to help, coming into the means to live well, etc.. Still another part is based on REAL willpower and definitely a believe in G-d.

As we mourn those killed in Boston and pray for the well being of those injured – I ask you all to be stern and committed in the REAL war against freedom thieves. No matter if these loathsome creatures attempt to deny you rights personally, professionally or as a nation – they MUST not win and each of us by being REALLY honest about our life story can thwart those who falsely believe that their bastardized narrative can defeat any of us. REAL proof that my husband, I and those advising/supporting us are triumphant is this – we have not been marginalized – we are still on social media in multiple venues but our nemesis seem to have – well shall we say, “gone missing” on such sites. Now tell me – who do you think has REAL  truth and justice on their side … obviously myself and husband in that we fear nothing about our story and as such remain open for all the world to see.. May G-d bless America, Israel and ALL who REALLY love freedom!!!

Every February I Fall in Love with the GOP … Grand OSCAR Product!

“Money makes the world go around”  the song in Cabaret begins … yes indeed it is, happily, Oscar money generating time again. We should all be REALLY grateful that the U.S.A. entertainment industry provides a yearly venue that creates jobs, distributes contracts, does massive hires and creates wealth for so many varied vendors, artists, workers, etc.. You have those employed directly in the film industry – the actors, producers, directors, agents, scenery and makeup/costume designers, audio experts and more. The accessory and support areas of food, travel, car service, fashion, hair stylist +++ are REALLY too numerous to list. All are benefactors of Oscar time economy  but more relevant is the year round economic benefits to so many that our America film business creates. Along with this grandeur once yearly film business economic stimulus is the day to day movie tickets, refreshment concessions, DVD sales and attached product promotion licensees that all pay salaries to small business owners and average workers. Even the fashion and jewelry industries benefit from red carpet events … copies galore are instantly produced after each star studded couture viewing – sold to the waiting minions for much more reasonably priced aspired to attires. Reason enough to support this industry but there is more and you my dear readers/followers just know that I am itching and ready to explain it all to you here.

Shall we start with one of my favorite subjects – the law; in this instance Intellectual Property Laws. My brilliant husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon and I (jointly) own 30 trademarks and are forever watchful, as are our advisers of infringements on these products of our creation. The entertainment industry is and should REALLY be vigilant over their produced works – whether tangible like actual movies or an idea – all should be the sole property of those who had  developed, imagined and produced that thing. When you copy – engage in piracy [warez] – you are stealing from many people. Theft is theft … no delineation from you breaking into a home to rob from another person. All of you who know or follow me realize by now that I tolerate no such action – you try to take my ideas, my repudiation  or my right to be productive – I will sue your miscreant evil doer ass immediately. Why should Hollywood, et al. be any less determined to protect their property? Remember not only the REALLY few high paid stars are effected by such thievery – there are multitudes of workers whose livelihoods are lessened and even permanently destroyed from piracy theft. Trust me – you should REALLY care about this issue for yourself, loved ones and communities because all lose revenue from such egregious actions. Listen folks – I fully admit to being a purist on this topic; my late Father, who was a successful entrepreneur capitalist pro-union/labor activist [yes – all that and more] would admonish us/his  children and grandchildren for looking through a magazine or book too extensively before purchasing. Abe Solomon’s  well thought out theory was by doing that – deciding not to buy only after consuming the contents – we were taking away jobs – that is correct, using without paying destroys the economy – period. So you see I was born and bred to be REALLY involved in the legal world of economic rights and protection – it affects each of us no matter your locale, career or financial status. It is not just Hollywood that suffers from piracy theft.

Now – the REALLY glam  fun stuff plus a wee bit of sociology. I adore the arts, the creators, the skills, the fashion and the glitz. So very American are all the Oscar details. Where else can a just a year ago unknown actor be championed as the greatest star on earth? Up by the proverbial boot straps has always been the true grit of movie land – indeed we of modernity just love to build folks up, just to tear them down and yet, still inspiring each of us to see an upstart youngster or seasoned working actor make it big. Hollywood and Vine – the corner of stardom and obscurity present all possibilities as equals. Films inspire, comfort, teach, entertain and much more – salvation is found, direction shown and often much needed momentary escape given by going to the movies. Wow – who could ask for anything more? Us mere mortals copy speech, lifestyles, dress, seduction methods from what we see and hear at the movies – television as well but more so the big screen in that it REALLY is a bigger than life venue and as such morphs we watchers into its temporarily staged world ideal. Many REALLY important historical social issues have been addressed and affected by the movies … wars detailed, patriotism defined, civil rights situations made clear. Can we not therefore think of film as the world’s tutor – our modern day Socratic teacher is how I see the shared communal movie watching experience and resulting national and even international conversational debates. Communication made accessible is what the film industry gives the world – we can know one another more easily because a story is told and unfolded before our eyes when we go to the movies.

So here I am at a hotel blogging event – at an “undisclosed location” [not joking about that] – writing this blog post, enjoying events and looking forward to having a REALLY lively Twitter @HeiressMommy [Teréza Eliasz-Solomon] peripatetic chat with all of you as the Academy Award Oscars are presented live tonight!!!

P.S. Hubby and I and our “team” are thrilled that discussions are beginning for my memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! to be made into a motion picture … now what to wear on the Red Carpet – thinking my much admired Marchesa  [hello Mrs. Harvey Weinstein] would be a REALLY great choice for me and of course, jewels by the iconic Harry Winston. Stay tuned – my life is always REALLY getting more and more interesting. Enjoy the evening!

Hair ♀ Sperm ♂ Quotient … Why Both REALLY Matter

Cameron Diaz demonstrates well in the movie  Something About Mary that hair♀ and ♂ sperm can be comically combined … in my own life apparently my nemesis are much concerned with both of these body parts. I know – my life is unique and I REALLY love it. You see there has been quite a bit of internet chatter in reference to my hair ♀ and my hubby’s ♂ sperm from The Miscreants™ ” and THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ and who my attorneys/law enforcement suspect are their cohorts; even in Court my hubby’s REALLY unattractive ex-wife made an issue out of my darling’s REALLY virile ♂ sperm by having him questioned as to how he got moi – his 50+ year old wife pregnant. By the way, my Court  buddies tell me hubby proudly displayed two thumbs up when questioned about my miraculous gestation status. Of course, we had marvelous technology and the most amazing fertility specialist assist us in achieving the goal of REAL parenthood so late in life – my blog, The Feminist Fertility Toolbox™ post of 31 July 2012 details and gives solid advice on the how-to for others wanting to do the same. Anyway, back to the obsession with my REALLY well coiffed hair ♀ and my husband’s super ♂ sperm – the envious bottom dwellers have gone nearly mad trying to figure out how I look so damn good and got pregnant at my age … luck, brains, determination and unlike them, REALLY good genes is probably at least part of the answer. Speaking of genetics – I REALLY hope evilness and stupidity is not easily inherited by grandchildren –  bad enough most [adult] offspring of The Miscreants™ seem equally low status as their parents, G-d forbid their grandchildren are as well … I personally find the multi-generational breeding of bottom dwellers to be quite frightening. Oh well, what can one say – maybe not all bad qualities get passed down through the generations … one can only hope and besides the other half of the genetic mix might just overcome the loathsome qualities The Miscreants™ could pass on to a grandchild/great-grandchild. The REAL fact is that unlike members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ neither myself nor my husband wish ill on others … unlike our enemies who put my babies in jeopardy with a *“evil eye”, we do not do likewise with their innocent unborn grandchild, as only G-d can be the final determinant of destiny and justice. The lack of hubris and innate awareness as to the L-rd’s universal oversight when one wishes ill on another is stunning in these middle of the middle bottom dwellers – call it ironic or justice or happenstance but more often than not,  life teaches harsh lessons to those determined to unjustly harm others. For now it is enough comfort for me that REALLY good people – like so many in my life – raise wonderful children and amazing grandchildren to brighten this world and make my daily existence full of joy.  I digress, for here the topic I want to explore is what quotients of all sorts mean and how you, like me, can benefit from such configurations. A bit of math and a lot of intuition is involved – trust me, you will REALLY enjoy reading my take on this topic my darling readers.

The term quotient is usually about math formulas – derivatives of two factors that then influence or determine a third. Everyone has heard of I.Q. [Intelligence Quotients] and I wrote about Pregnancy Klout in my blog post of 24 July 2012 – Klout is the quotient that those of us famous or infamous have as a determinant accounting of popularity and hence marketability [mine has been consistently high – shows you that all press – even lies and misrepresentations by members of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” REALLY does $‘$ pay off when you are REALLY worthwhile like myself and my husband]. Other quotient status include Social I.Q. – how well one handles public interaction and personal relationships and there are many more types and venues that involve a comparative of factors that will result in the end result or applicable quotient derivative. Somehow my hair ♀ has gotten its very own quotient … my darling full time hairdresser and others I use when traveling equal mention on social media sites. Wow – great right? Truth be told, I like many ♀ women, have decided that only professional hair care makes one look REALLY well turned out on a daily basis. By now you know that a few of the female♀ miscreant types live in Michigan – I know they have hairdressers there because I went to a few and hubby’s home henna rinsed looking ex-wife lives in Pennsylvania – which for the most part [until mid 2013] has been my majority residence and thus I REALLY am sure there are hairdressers in that state. Why the hell these loser chicks ♀ do not take advantage of such services that they so obviously need is REALLY beyond my comprehension – even more confusing is why the concern with my hair ♀. Oh wait, sorry – the answer is pure and simple – they are nearly sick with envy about my appearance [which I work diligently on each and every day through exercise, nutrition, beauty/health treatments]; the female ♀ miscreants are so full of jealously as to deny any other ♀ woman’s REAL attractiveness, whereas as I am humble and admiring of other women ♀ who like myself REALLY take care of themselves and those with simple intrinsic beauty. I am not normally this vicious about other ♀ women – in fact I see beauty in most but damn it – these creepy chicks ♀ are so REALLY unattractive, and even the one who gives it a try mostly appears manic in Facebook photos, that one can not help but comment on their true ugliness. Just a side note – someone showed me, hubby and friends one of the Michigan miscreant holiday Facebook profile pictures – ALL in the room said OMG – she is so trying to imitate me [her half turned profile pose is almost exactly as my last blog post “Chat with Tereza” photo (until a few days ago, seen here) and her newly styled  hair, although not as well coiffed as my own, similar in style and even her cheap makeup appears to mimic my own obviously more expensive cosmetics]. What is it they say about imitation being a form of flattery – thinking this (M.W.) Michigan ♀ chick is just unstable and just a wee bit fixated on me.  Sad really – don’t you agree – that my very existence has invoked such obvious angst and frustration among the lesser types. Oh well – so be it. Yes I admit to not being without sin here in that I have been known to do a great imitation of hubby’s buck teeth, long nosed, low class speaking, nasal voiced/snorting [I swear – even my hubby’s family law attorney heard this bitch snort] ex-wife … I have been asked by and made a promise to  my gal ♀ pals that during our August 2013 REAL luxury cruise for my Goddess Crew™ [to celebrate ALL the gals ♀ in my life and promote my end 2013 memoir book/movie deal] I would do — 10 minutes routine of THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™  before the professional entertainment takes the stage for our final evening at sea banquet. One of my favorite audiences is at the Court where my husband’s ex-wife of nearly 20 years kept lying and attempting to get “child” support not REALLY owed her for adult offspring – my supportive friends there REALLY seem to love it when I do my hubby’s ex-wife mockery. Seriously, when I first met the ex-wife, I thought “How the hell could someone as attractive – both inside and outside – as my husband ever be married to this person?” … others seeing, hearing and knowing her have expressed exactly the same sentiment [including but not limited to her new found chubby Michigan nurse buddy].

Lets talk about hair shall we? My own nutritionist and other professionals writings suggest that mental health illness, along with physical maladies can manifest as a presentation in “bad” looking hair … hair that is REALLY unhealthy in appearance and I have to say [have seen many photos as REAL proof] that all three of the female 50+ adult members [yes there are junior versions as well] of The Miscreants™ ” have very straw like, unnatural kinky for Caucasians, rough looking hair. Hmm – just saying. Now I readily admit that personally I have zero hair styling talent and thankfully professionals have always been available to make me look good but still there have been a few times in my life where even my limited self styling abilities had moi looking much healthier in the hair department than loser miscreant chicks no matter a now and again visit to a salon they might have indulged in somewhere in their middle of middle neighborhoods. All my professional hairdressers and my dermatologist tell me that I have been blessed with genetically REALLY good hair … hubby and I have speculated for some time that poor DNA might be at the core of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” maladies, physical lack of attractiveness and mental problems but who knows, it could be environmental or something else that will be made transparent in upcoming civil and possible criminal litigation situations we are REALLY pursuing against them. I admit to being blessed – having at one time and now planning the same soon, a professional hairdresser actually stop by my home almost daily and always prior to special events … the last nine years it was almost daily visits to my dear goddess friend’s salon for styling, color, conditioning, trims, etc.. Even when traveling I arrange in advance for professional hair stylist but this post is not about my advantages – all of which I am grateful for – it is instead about the total insanity that the jealous envy of my nemesis has perpetrated on social media concerning my hair ♀ … mocking that I REALLY do have a professional hairdresser at all times and even suggesting I wear a wig [which I do not]. Oddly, my own Philadelphia suburban hairdresser has long time clients who are not fashionista or well off or have book contracts like myself … in other words only the loser miscreant females seem to think it an oddity that one frequents a  hair salon or has a consistent hairdresser in ones life. Oh well, you darling readers will see for yourself when trial photos and my book pictures are available … although my own attorneys think The Miscreants™ ” women will be advised to “spruce up” by their lawyers in advance, lol. Oh yes, one more thing – the NYC trichologist [medical hair & scalp specialist] I have seen a few times advises that cheap cocktails and beer guzzling is not good for skin and hair … hint to women ♀ of THE REAL Evil Doers Club™ ” and their young daughters [yep – them too – I have seen REAL photos of these junior miscreants gals ♀ throwing back/consuming lots of  booze and of course THE REAL Devil’s Daughter™ own daughter was sanctioned at Drexel University for drunkenness of which I am in possession of records I subpoenaed on that and other matters].

All right – now we will discuss the other quotient topic at hand [no pun intended] – that is my hubby’s REALLY attractive and REALLY virile ♂ sperm. I am serious … the lab that did our fertility testing determined that my man’s swimmers were very healthy, vibrant, had great motility and were REALLY [at least now – hint – more in my book] genetically sound. You see on account of our ages [hubby in 50’s but 5 years my junior] and because we suffered a tragic miscarriage when first married in 2003, we and my doctors decided both my ♀ eggs [which thank G-d I was still able to produce with medication assistance] and my husband’s ♂ spermatozoa should be tested prior to IVF/IVM procedures. Even the medical professionals were impressed … we two are blessed with REALLY excellent genetic health even at this stage of our life. Ok – back to my darling lover boy’s ♂ sperm and the glory of my being able to finally give him the children he always desired and deserved. Expensive, time consuming and often uncomfortable – but we two were determined to have children; I will detail all REAL scenarios and facts in my end 2013 memoir but suffice it to say here that nothing and no one was going to stop our quest for a family. I will share that my husband considers our children his ONLY offspring and he has made it a REAL legal permanent fact that they are his ONLY REAL children – anything else was a youthful error is how he explains it and he thanks G-d the legal system provided a venue to make it a REAL fact [legal disowning, 100% legal disinheritance and legal name changing, et al.] that those children born to our marriage are his ONLY children. Never mind that for many reasons and at many times he actually has doubted that his ex-wife’s three children were his biological offspring – no matter because now, thanks to our/our attorneys efforts, the law says they are now and never again can ever be named as the children of my husband. I know my readers will be very interested in that part of my book – much to learn for many. On a funnier note, I got a call last year on my  iphone that began with “Hello, is this Tereza? We are calling about your husband’s ♂ sperm.” – Well of course I responded with my usual quick humor “Why, what has it done now?”; it was actually the medical facility where we stored hubby’s “item” in case we wanted to fertilize more eggs [we actually still have more already frozen fertilized eggs for which we are now considering a gestational carrier to help us add to (my personally carried/gestated) our twin sons as siblings].

For now – my considerably attractive ♀ hair and my hubby’s great ♂ sperm are safe and REALLY content – looking forward to a REALLY blessed and happy life. I think you will want to keep reading my and my husband’s blogs because our story continues to get more and more interesting. Thankfully, our REALLY inspired life is never detoured by the cacophony of ridiculous and hateful rhetoric and so hubby and I – as always – are moving forward in our productivity. By the way, I hope you all enjoy my various hair styles … obviously not the most important thing in life but it is still nice to be REALLY well coiffed and it is definitely a plus to have REALLY active ♂ sperm at our REALLY nice  homes. In my memoir Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! I will include some of my own REAL hair photos and possibly a few of The Miscreants™ female REALLY unattractive hair photos as well … you my darling readers can be the judge but for now I will continue to REALLY love my hairdressers. Stay tuned – thinking hubby and my combined hair and sperm quotient might just get its own popularized meme soon!!!

*Note: While this, like some of the others I have written, blog post is meant to be somewhat humorous and yet still informative … do not think the idea of REALLY evil people, who my husband nor I ever harmed or even cared about, attempting to harm us – defame, threaten and harass us – is not a serious matter. As you my dear readers know we are pursuing multiple REAL lawsuits against The Miscreants™ and law enforcement is REALLY actively investigating possible civil criminal charges against them. As a Jew, I believe that the idea of what we call a Kineahora (“evil eye”) was issued against my babies by these devils [other cultures have similar attitudes and terms for such disgusting acts], which is not to be considered trivial … the REAL fact is that such loathsome tonality about my pregnancies and children could have manifested into REAL harm – more REAL details in my book. For now G-d and the legal system will deal with my enemies!

The REAL Meaning Of DNA …Yep – Another Miscreant Tutorial !!!

It is very important that before I begin this post, the REAL facts about my husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon’s input to my blog posts are detailed FYI for miscreants especially: my husband not only fully 100% approves and agrees with EVERYTHING I write – he helps edit and design each and every post … as the political candidates say, he REALLY approves this blog. First I write the entire piece and list links I would like included –  then my very erudite husband and partner in ALL things – reviews my words and links – often suggesting an addition or two, then my husband attaches links and bolds/highlights/colors as appropriate plus attaches any images I have chosen – every word and every image is approved by my husband – as well as, at times attorneys, publicist and book publisher.Unlike many marriages, ours is a FULL and equal and very REAL partnership – so for anyone [yes miscreants] who might think my husband is not in full agreement with my thoughts – you are wrong. Same as when those receiving my husband’s emails, wrongly assumed they were from me … grant it – neither my husband nor I ever send anything without checking with the other first. Likewise Facebook and Twitter – we are privy to each others there as well. Our REALLY wonderful marriage is fully transparent – nothing hidden – not ever. It is truly and REALLY as if my wonderful husband and I are one person – we agree on ALL things and as such are convinced G-d created us to be together. As I have written before – my husband is REALLY my Web MASTER!!!

Now back to the subject at hand, I am getting exhausted teaching these idiots REAL facts but oh well – so be it – here goes. On the topic of REAL legal disownment and 100% full legal disinheritance – DNA does NOT matter [no “dispute” here ignorant Michigan godmother – who by the way my husband assures me NEVER had contact with the dead girl while she was living – go figure – postmortem relationship I guess – may I remind you NO ONE DIED ON MY HUSBAND’S WATCH – yes when he had custody no one died but when your good friend, that wonderful mother of your late goddaughter was in charge a child died and many believe that mother is at least partly to blame as I, my husband and our REAL friends/family have all agreed that none of us would have allowed a daughter to drive that distance in such a apparently unsafe vehicle  … in fact I have bought cars for friends and family, loaned them my own and rented for others just so these people would be safe when going on such a long distance trip – why did this mother not do the same for her now dead child? – State Trooper explained to me that poor girl was attempting to restart that vehicle when killed – that guilt must be a terrible thing for your friend to live with but then again she never seems remorseful about anything]. Now I must return to DNA/disowning/disinheriting instruction – you see one can or not be found percentage wise to have been related to someone through DNA and still have no legal familial obligations under the law. As my husband decided to do – at great expense and effort with the three children of his ex-wife, there has been a REAL 100% legal full permanent specific and detailed disinheritance/disownment – not just leaving them out of his will but going to full extent by naming them individually as fully disinherited,  which as my law school estate professor and our major law firm attorney as well explained REALLY means REAL disinheriting – with zero room for a challenge. No need to reiterate the whys as so many of my previous blog posts delineated their crimes, threats, as well as my husband’s REAL suspicions as to his paternity. One other issue, possibly missed in my previous posts, that needed to be mentioned are ex-wife’s daughter stated her now/2nd husband as FATHER on college application [which I personally subpoenaed & chatted to Drexel officials about – by the way, husband & I were surprised to see the daughter had drinking issue/sanction at college, etc.] – that fact about Joseph Flynn being listed as her father, very much pleased my husband  – he was greatly relieved as it is one more separating factor between him and this Drexel University student. It must be repeated that unlike the mother of these three [1 died we found out on Facebook supposedly while driving what we have been lead to believe was or might have been the dilapidated van her mother sold or gave her & 2 living] children, my husband NEVER abandoned them as she did for a weeks at a time when they were small and then gave my husband custody with only condition that she, their Mother, pay no child support and then rarely showed up for visitation weekend pick ups. My husband always paid the support that Court decided on – in fact until each had four years of college. True except for dead child, who he was forced to pay only two years college for because Mother lied about her really being in college – poor thing NEVER REALLY attended [I did subpoenas to her Community College myself & even chatted to her professors] – for the most part only registered and that fact, like so much else in her miserable life, the mother lied to Court in order to keep getting money from my husband [we have ALL Court transcripts]. I know – more WOWS. So you see we must explain to miscreants, evil doers, ignorant types – why indeed they can never ever legally say my husband is the father of “cult” gal ex-wife’s children. The REAL fact is that my husband officially – in Court – legally – 100%/FULLY disowned and disinherited all three children [going so far as to posthumously disinherit the deceased daughter] of  his ex-wife AND my husband for other reasons but also to further distance himself from those three children, legally – in Court [January 2012] took my last name of Solomon … which by the way changes his birth certificate and as such the name on his ex-wife’s children [dead & alive] birth certificates under father is NOT my husband’s REAL  LEGAL name any longer. As far as the disownment issue – that too was done in Court – multiple times and in many other venues … even the mother of the three children and her attorney acknowledged both the legal disinheritance and disownment in Court – on the record. It is 100% official – my husband is NOT the legal father of Deborah Perice Flynn’s three children. To this point – as my own lawyer explained – no matter what those idiots in Michigan say, Chester Michael Eliasz-SOLOMON is NOT the legal father of Michael Zachary [Zack] Eliasz, Genevieve Rose Eliasz nor the deceased Valerie Judith Eliasz … when/if anyone states otherwise they are defacto telling a lie and as such can be sued for “shedding a false light” on my husband – especially when they have been notified/warned about this. In other words, if one [my husband in this case] has legally disowned/disinherited someone, no one else may with that fore knowledge continue – especially in writing – to state otherwise. If idiot miscreants want to continue this lie on social media sites or elsewhere,my husband and I have no choice but to sue them in yet another Court action … they can think any stupid thing they like but they can NOT state it as a true fact any longer concerning who is or is not the children of my husband. Additionally – and this is ONLY applicable from us toward miscreants as they began back and forth [we & advisers saved ALL timelines plus we are extremely diligent as to what we write] – there are multiple ways we can and are planning to sue these horrible individuals [even possibly some of their children & that trashy talking mother-in-law] for shedding a false light on us – that is a very practical and specific and REAL litigation option that our very REAL attorneys are REALLY pursuing … one example is suggesting my pregnancies were fake – oh yes, they really did that but do not fret dear readers as we were sure to REALLY document everything – in fact had doctors do detailed official outline of our fertility treatments, conceptions [failed & successful], etc. – had notarized witness statements as well – nothing left to chance in my life, besides I love paperwork. Just in case miscreants reading this – one more very important point you need to know: you can NOT counter sue us because we ONLY reference that which you write, state or say and only REAL facts and minimally our “opinion” … where as you insist and post as if your words about us are true and factual despite our own words to the contrary and your sources being FULLY unsubstantiated and even illegal – as fake lie filled link short Michigan guy had on his Facebook page until recently … dam I am glad about going back to law school – thinking everyone should because there are miscreant bottom dwellers everywhere to be dealt with these days [FYI: More than one of my blog post were legal tutorials and shout outs to our enemies – law says no excuse as these were fair warnings and I know for a fact you miscreants read those very instructive words I shared AND anyway, ignorance is no defense in legal matters].

Both my husband and I have REAL wills that completely specifically and fully [by name and category] disinherit his ex-wife, her three children, my husband’s entire biologically family and some of my own – yes BOTH of us … in other words each has crossed disinherited the others just in case some fool thinks that if one of us is deceased and our REAL children [born to our marriage] do not survive us, than they might inherited from us. As I detailed in my blog post You Know Your An Heiress If… [10 August 2012] and others, even my husband’s dear 80+ year old father was legally disinherited in our wills for reason of the chance that we and our children would perish and he, senior father would then inherit something from us, pass away and his heirs [G-d forbid] would get our money and REAL property. To say the least my husband and I were thorough in an effort to have only those REALLY worthy as our heirs. There will NEVER be a way for our enemies to have further financial gain from us – trust me – we made sure of that. My husband went so far as to include in an attached testament the issue of our demise through anything other than natural causes being need for suspect and investigation on account of criminal vandalism by ex-wife’s three children to our home and other nefarious actions and troublesome behaviors/lifestyle choices and associations. My husband and not myself has insisted on extra security in our homes and soon [after my 2013 memoir Heiress Mommy … a Modern Super woman Life! published] personal body guards – presently a friend who is, shall we say, very capable, accompanies me/us most places (at my very protective husband’s insistence). All our REAL friends, family and colleagues have a notarized document stating our concern for our safety and names of those who would be suspect should we [even our pets/dog] ever be harmed. My husband’s REAL concern for our safety is reason until situation solved – lawsuits and any criminal charges complete – he and our advisers have decided no photos of our REAL children nor dates, times of their birth and certainly NEVER our exact REAL homes addresses – yes my dear supportive readers it is that serious an issue in my wise husband’s and others opinions. The REAL truth is we NEVER even gave most of these miscreants a second thought – it was they, not us who inserted themselves in our life … spewing lies, misinformation, slander, defamation and harassing us frequently [reason for soon to be filed lawsuits]. There have been phone [voice mail saved] threats and more – now we are told a disowned in-law idiot woman is stating she/they can “explore anything” about us … no, not true  as  explained in my last blog post stupid fat Michigan lady and especially not true if your husband or his buddy are looking stuff up at computer/IT companies [places they work that my brilliant husband – NOT me – researched and shared with lawyers & law enforcement] or you on medical websites at hospital where you work or your surgical assistant community college graduate gal pal works at and the same goes for what we have been told is your daughter’s real estate employer.  My husband who is famous Computer Data Architect and owned his own IT company at one time and my advisers tell me if any of those actions occurred at place of employment than computer jobs over forever and maybe nursing work as well – we shall see. I thought I was very salient in my previous law school 101 blog posts as to when, why and what one is allowed to look up and repeat about others without being either sued or possibly charged with criminal acts. The other issue is how creepy – you and your cohorts looking up stuff about us appear and then getting it 100% wrong and again posting lies and slander on Facebook  – thinking others would be very interested in your actions because as a friend of mine who is a very successful Wall Street investor once said about another creep like you  – to paraphrase:  if they are looking you up, they are looking me up too and that makes them dangerous people for anyone to associate with … you see our old property and everything else about us has nothing to so with any of you and as such, as law enforcement and attorneys who were told what you did/claimed, explained that could be considered a threatening action by you and your self titled fellow evil doers against us. My husband and I will NEVER let you get away with hurting us n any fashion – you all need to stop but then again there is already enough for very serious REAL legal action against each of you miscreants. Oy veh – when will these folks learn to stay in their little middle of middle life and leave those of us more worthy of G-d’s REAL life grandeur alone?

On the issue of Ancestry.com and my certified genealogy husband having deleted/erasing permanently the ex-wife, her three children and most of his biologically family – what an idiot disowned/disinherited chubby sister-in-law is – you see stupid Michigan fat lady – one decides who and who is not on their family tree and as such Ancestry.com and other similar sites are perfectly fine and legit and DEFINITELY “valid”- not as your simple minded Facebook posting suggests not very good on account of that option. You should be made aware of the fact that my REALLY brilliant [unlike your] husband is an Ancestry.com expert [he translates 6 languages in fact and speaks at their conferences, etc. – see, I told you my husband got all the brains in his parents offspring group] – said he will be sure to let them know – by name – your insult about their website. Must also mention – we were  told you are REALLY into Disney as your Facebook profile photo choices … will tell my dear publicist and close friend as he knows Disney family personally – surely they will be flattered that a 50+ nurse is REALLY loving them, lol – of course we were also told you REALLY love something called SongPop – see that is why hubby and I have time for so much REAL work … blogs, books, etc. – no Facebook quizzes for us – we are more chess and classical music and REAL book reading types. Ok enough fun for now – no more making the obvious apparent on idiot evil doer former relatives – back to more serious parts of my tutorial for miscreants.

It is a REAL and true fact that as I have explained in other blog posts disinheritance goes back to biblical times – so be it that only children of the covenant – those REALLY legitimate shall inherit from the father and thus ONLY the Jewish children born of our marriage shall inherit from my husband and myself –  obvious that even the Bible [which for myself as a Jew is singular what the rest call Old Testament agrees with our decision on account of those children I had with my husband being the ONLY legitimate heirs]. For the Michigan scum that dare to to reference my faith – YES, YES, YES  my religious “leaders” AND YES, YES, YES my parents [in heaven] and ALL my REAL family are EXTREMELY proud of my knowledge of such things and equally of my/my wonderful husband’s REAL faith based lifestyles [yes darling followers another hint to anti-Semitics who dare to reference my faith and my beloved parents in their Facebook rants – my family, Jewish and non and my rabbi and my husband’s priest/a monseigneur who is my dear friend  – all think these miscreants quite loathsome and unworthy of G-d’s blessings … yes we have discussed these miscreants with just about everybody]. Let it be known in Michigan, Chicago and Pennsylvania that we Jews stick together and therefore when all these evil doers hateful anti Jewish remarks are known – in my book, interviews, Court depositions, etc. – none of them will ever be able to work for or with Jews again – we Jews protect one another at all costs. Equally non Jews we have shared miscreant’s own statements with tell husband and I that no matter what we have or have not done, these loathsome creatures are not folks they would ever want to know or work with. What baffles us is why they would ever involve – oh lets say their Chicago concierge small start up firm son-in-law and his wife/their school teacher [as I understand heavy beer drinking] daughter in this back and forth … after all, I know many wealthy Chicago Jews and they, to say the least, were not amused. Adage true – you DEFINITELY reap what you sow … neither I nor my husband dammed these idiots but they themselves as the Talmud explains by their own words and actions shall be defeated. I MUST include ALL in my 2013 memoir – that is how REAL book contracts work … so be it my REAL story will have to include [only a chapter or 2 as these miscreants quite unimportant in comparison to my REAL life] the REAL statements and actions by and from the miscreants. Oh my, sad isn’t it – that people we never cared about and never had any dealings with might very well have caused their entire family to be lessened just in attempting to hurt me – a real tragic scenario for them I fear. Once again, let it be known that neither I nor my husband EVER approached or mentioned or referred to these miscreants on social media sites – only emails to the now disowned family members in response to their betrayals and such were initiated by us and even those were usually in response to something they did or said first … as far as others – they and only they began this situation [we have saved proof] by posting threats and lies [even a illegal faux website on Michigan miscreant guy Facebook page from Arizona source that posed as REAL article about myself – Federal agents involved in that serious matter as it is possibly interstate internet law breaking] on social media pages – we were shocked to say the least and as the law states we are entitled to respond and thus it is us who is being harassed and NOT visa verse. We NEVER looked these idiots up – we were informed by colleagues, associates and REAL friends/family about their outrageous Facebook postings and only then did husband and I ever see their obsessive references about us – in other words, they are the ONLY guilty parties in this scenario … between my own law school classes and many lawyers involved in our life, my husband and I are ALWAYS careful and do ALL strictly within legal guidelines – which is NOT the same for miscreants. The Courts and law enforcement will be final judge in legal venues but G-d surely has found these evil types already guilty. Let me reference the so called New Testament – after all, it was written by we Jews for the most part … as the Michigan miscreants [not Chicago son of devil daughter who says no religion for his status, as does his sister and their mother belongs to a “cult” like faux spiritual “church”] who claim to be Christian – in their Bible it is written that the offending eye MUST be plucked out and so what my husband did by disowning and disinheriting and disassociating from their kind is just that.

Matthew 5:29 And if your right eye offend you, pluck it out, and cast it from you: for it is profitable for you that one of your members should perish, and not that your whole body should be cast into hell.

To conclude  – why is the genealogy of our AKC registered pure breed Labrador, Princess Java Argus shown here? You see – as with her, a DNA lineage while possible does not REALLY denote familial relationship. What I mean is should you get to meet our sweet doggie’s  Sire [father/sperm donor] he surely would not claim Java as his child … my husband is her REAL Daddy because he says so and as I explained in previous blog posts – our Lab is REALLY in our wills [provisions for her care in case we are gone, as will for any other dogs we add to our growing little dynastic realm in the future].  Oh yes, we do need to change her legal last name to our unique Eliasz-Solomon asap!!!

P.S. Two more very important facts to include here: First is that my husband opted out of wrongful death suit when his ex-wife’s daughter was killed June 2010 even though he was still paying child support for this 20 year old that as I stated above Mother lied about being full time college student & I confirmed via subpoenas & visit to the community college – except for credit amount that Mother claimed [bogus] as still owed on child support my husband received nothing as result of this death. However the Mother & 2 remaining siblings each received nearly $195,000.00 – from what our and other attorneys involved told us, this so called grieved Mother’s main concern was getting as much $$$ as possible for herself, her two remaining children/dead girl’s siblings and her attorney – amount her child support lawyer reaped was  shocking to all involved (including our lawyers & Court where child supporting hearing occurred  + ABA we were told). The other fact to know is my husband insisted the deceased girl’s 1/2 ashes he was given be returned to her ONLY parent, the Mother – we thought that the REALLY decent thing to do as she is NOT my husband’s child in any REAL sense – so the poor sad girl ‘s ashes were given back to the Mother – a child who from what we learned was quite lost/left Mother’s home at 18 & was searching for a REAL life elsewhere. May she rest in peace!!!

Note: Unlike the miscreant women I REALLY know who my children’s father is because, as I explained in blog post The Feminist Fertility Toolbox ™ [31 July 2012], we conceived [still have frozen embryos that we are seriously considering using gestational carrier to birth asap] through IVM … in other words my hubby’s considerable strong & virile sperm was marked & then used to fertilize my REALLY special eggs – no questions who my babies Daddy is and as my darling hubby often says about having REAL children at last … he was happy to finally have a woman with “REALLY good DNA’ to make REAL babies with” – me of course!!!

… just one final thing – reason you see this picture of a smiling/laughing me – someone just shared with us that loser Michigan women keep suggesting I am “jealous” of them – now that is a definite OMG – hilarious as my life is so much fuller and may I suggest better than theirs but unlike them I never assume [even though all my REAL family/friends think it so] that they are jealous of me … but now that I think about it, as my hubby stated so many times – I am quite a bit more attractive, sexier, smarter, brighter, more educated, more REALLY world traveled,  have greater friends – many who are famous  and very special  important people – I am REALLY well loved and one of the happiest women in the world – oh yes, with a REALLY exciting life – so possibly or what the hell – no question these bitches are DEFINITELY jealous of me. But oh well, if that fantasy of someone like myself being jealous of them is all they have to soothe their idiot souls – so be it but trust me, I would NEVER be jealous nor want any part of their small ignorant fake middle of middle Bubble Witch/SongPop playing, beer drinking, Red Robin “Gourmet” burger eating, born, live & die in same place life!!!

Ladies And Gentleman Welcome To The Debate – Oy Veh!

So exactly how old were you – what school grade included the learning of debate skills? In the more formal setting – we were actually involved in debates against other classmates that involved a structure that is centuries old – rules and protocol specific and detailed. Being erudite, well read and clever of course helped but equally important, we students were taught, is the form and adherence to the debate process … gone apparently are these guidelines from the political debate world today. Lights, camera, action now equals hyperbole, misrepresentation and stagecraft for our political campaign debates – no pure intellectual analysis apparently allowed nor included any longer. We find ourselves at a proverbial slippery slope scenario – information being filtered through extreme partisan participants most times and therefore leaving the electorate baffled and angry – disenfranchised populace the final tragic result I fear.

The Oxford Union – the iconic debate forum has set the standard for academics and others – guidelines that must be adhered to and respected. Yes formality can be daunting but also liberating by allowing one to function in an exacting way – formulating strategies that lead to success within boundaries predetermined can prove a WINNING strategy. Why then do our present day, very well formally [some Ivy League] educated political candidates not take full advantage of the REAL debate structure? Oh my, the answers are both obvious and plentiful … the most readily understood is they want to win and think hyperbole, bullying and merely being forceful will do just that. Well, we the voters/debate viewers are the REAL culprit – we hunger for the drama – rally behind the thug – champion the one who, no matter the lies told, seems to be the debate winner.

In my personal and professional life there are times [as I am sure you my dear readers/followers are quite aware of by now] where debate was not an option on account of the opposing team being so loathsome, ignorant, sub-par, delusional and lie spewing. In my last blog post, I made slight reference to one of those pest miscreants quite trashy mother-in-law suggesting he debates me – now mind you, I am very sure these types know nothing of REAL debate structure – after great belly laughs, myself, husband and colleagues were rendered stunned by the very idea that those of such low status could even be entertaining the notion of verbally challenging me – so it is seems to be similarly in our current political national life … those least valued attempting to outwit those most capable. What is one to do, when like I and my husband, the other side is without REAL moral structure or any REAL intellectual capacity? The answer is of course, as my very strong, wise and determined husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon,  says often – you must take your gloves off, virtually “slap” the opponent across their face and make it evident you will not tolerate/accept their lies – not debate a person who runs from their position/falsely states their ideas like the REAL cowards they are.

The answer is always truth – yes – REAL truth – not ever what others think they can profess and convince the world is true. As my husband and I insist on in our little dynasty – as should all REALLY good people, including worthy politicians – is to never allow the debate to be won by threats and falsehoods. President Obama did what I once did and will NEVER do again … in the first Romney-Obama debate 3 October 2012], Barack Obama allowed his opponent, Mitt Romney to misrepresent both his own position and equally President Obama’s. There was a time in my own life – which wonderful and brilliant advisers had guided me toward – that I too allowed those lesser to lie and determine what was valid. Needless to say that will NEVER happen again … so it is that all who follow this blog have been privy to my posture and that of my husband that insist all those will be challenged when they attempt to win the REAL debate through obfuscating lies and untruths. My husband has zero tolerance for Mitt Romney Etch-A-Sketch campaign style; in fact my husband is firm that my “team” never allow that from those challenging us – he and I have learned, as I want President Obama to as well, that one must NEVER allow the enemy to define the moment. I am privileged to know and be friends with White House types – elected officials and their support teams … many have heard me pontificate this life philosophy – now I hope and pray they will do as I do and thwart the enemies at the gate – do this as if life itself depended on it because it often REALLY does!!!

P.S. As I often do – I want to reference one of my very erudite, wise & clever Mother’s quips. When discussing the adage about not lying down with dogs, as one might get up with fleas … my Mother countered that a better choice is to wear flea  repellent, get down with/challenge the dogs and really WIN the argument. Of course, I feel badly even referencing dogs as my sweet pooch does not have fleas and she, Princess Java Argus, is of a much finer quality/has far better character than the miscreant pests hubby & I need to defeat as of late [oh yes, also must tell you that our Labrador is also much, much cuter/classier looking/more shall we say, regal than their canines – just saying]. Ok – much more of that REAL truth in my 2013 memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life!!!

Just A REAL Woman Wearing Hats … On REALLY Appropriate Occasions!

Decided we all REALLY needed a bit of beauté et le plaisir considering that you dear readers so lovingly put up with my ongoing and admittedly at times tedious tutorials for and about those pest loser miscreants. As such I decided [sans full makeup] to model/share a few of my Fall 2012, Winter and Spring 2013 newly acquired couture hats and fascinators. Oh yes, isn’t my REAL ring [also in these photos] gorgeous?

See what wonderful things can happen when a REAL man, like my amazing, wonderful husband loves a REAL woman like moi. I included for edification of foe and friend alike a bit of the history of women’s hats – all here is meant for the enjoyment of  my nearly 5000 blog readers and followers … yes my darlings I REALLY  appreciate your time and effort to read and comment on my writing.

Even as a baby girl, a toddler, a young girl, teen and onward to my adult years – hats were part of wardrobe planning. So many pictures – so many references to this or late well placed hat – for style, for warmth, for protection from the elements – each a denotation of occasions and passing times in my life. This Fall 2012 and Winter, Spring/Summer 2013 fashion show catwalk collections have including, after a bit of absence from the fashion scene, an abundance of hats … some quite extreme and others very practical – all worth considering. So for those of you who REALLY appreciate that style can matter and who like myself know such things are not frivolous – here is hoping you always have a REAL home – a place to hang your hat. Of course, you who follow and support me must surely realize this post is going to be about more than great hats. I hope you find my words entertaining and my thoughts instructive and just find my hat pictures adorable.

As for the others, shall we say poseurs, who are I am told are nearly obsessed with my every word – please dear G-d have them buy a Thesaurus [oops – sorry miscreant “sub-par” under educated losers – you do know what that is – right?]. I suggest that because my REAL “internet ninja” and others protective of me have been routinely sharing your nearly illiterate Facebook postings with hubby and I – from what we can see there is no REAL debate possible as you miscreants so frequently bastardize the English language [definite reference to short “impotent” loser Michigan guy’s trashy mother-in-law thinking he could ever debate me – OMG  – hubby, friends & I laughed heartily at that suggestion – even my Philly now living in Italy, the beautiful smart NC goddess gal pal, was giggling on phone about these characters – WOW – transatlantic bad press for the miscreants – see the saying is correct – as my “pen” is truly mightier than a ” short sword”]. On one point even these ignorant folks should be able to understand what I am attempting to say here about something being bastardize because I know for a REAL and legal fact [I have the documents and so does the lawyer/M.S.I.A. cohort, et al.] that at least one [the daughter of devil ex-wife] of you have what was once called “bastard offspring” – you know no REAL Father – as in your children have been 100% REALLY legally disowned and disinherited and the man you claimed to be their father [my REAL husband & REAL father of my REAL children] had his name legally changed; I will explain as simply as possible for the miscreants to understand – that man’s now current REAL legal name is NOT the name on your 3 [1 dead and 2 alive] bastard children’s birth certificates; hence your children have NO REAL father nor a REAL paternal family any longer. Someone asked me recently why my husband’s ex-wife was not smart enough to fully comprehend how much my husband despises her and her children – this was as result of this lawyer friend listing the many REAL ways my husband has REALLY legally disavowed her and her offspring … do not know exactly was how I more or less answered and of course, lawyer friend and I agreed possibly delusional personality disorder or just plain stupidity being reason. Lets face if a man legally disowns and disinherits you and your children – tells everyone he was never married before me nor has any other children besides ours and even legally changes his last name to mine in part to further erase any connection to your children – well then, pretty insulting  – I am sure my REALLY wise blog followers will agree. Almost forgot – my certified genealogy husband also erased all from family trees – including the very popular Ancestry.com … my poor darling frets that there might be some ancestry site out there on the internet that he missed in his determination to eliminate his ex-wife, her children and except for his parents Chester and Rosemary Eliasz, a couple of their siblings and  plus a few distant cousins, all his other biological family [look it up miscreants – ONLY denotes his parents as having had between them 3 other children, Child #1, #2, #3 and a full notation on my husband, who was their best child, is all you will find]. I guess you readers by now realize my husband and I are serious about ridding our unique Eliasz-Solomon family of these scum forever – now my biological relatives and the few cousins I approve of from my husband’s side are DEFINITELY in our life to stay and enjoy many happy times and blessings with us.

Anyway, back to the REAL me … not much makeup here [not my full face as they say] – these photos were done in my REAL  dressing room/walk in closet [room] in my REAL home [NOT our old 3100+ square foot $600,000 home that was criminally vandalized 2003 by children of devil’s daughter ex-wife and NOT small 1800 square feet under $190,000 like Michigan miscreant’s homes/same tiny footage for Pennsylvania miscreant who lives in under $290,000 home of her 2nd husband that she manipulated into marrying her when he was ill a little over 10 years ago – at least that is what she told my husband – go figure a chatty broad who lies, you never REALLY know]. By the way, our new homeS will have closets that are bigger than ALL the 3 miscreant losers homes put together – see you have to be a REALLY genius Masters Degree Computer Scientist, who is a  famous Data Architect like my hubby to REALLY look up the REAL facts about someone’s property. IMPORTANT FYI FOR MISCREANTS – here is yet another law school/legal tutorial for you: before you get the silly, child-like notion that we are harassing you – forget it . This is how it works: when one initiates a topic – as you did with insinuated lies and your usual misinformation on Facebook about our homes, etc, then we/our REAL lawyers may do likewise in-kind with impunity … see idiots, the adage “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” is true even in jurist prudence. Oh yes, one thing more – we ALWAYS notify the Courts and such about our REAL situations – so if fat guy loser disowned/disinherited brother thinks he will inform anyone about us … knock yourself out – we are way ahead of you – every person/official was already informed about that threat from you and we keep each updated on all our REAL facts/situations. Actually, ALL Court officials, etc. have your names, contact information and voicemail threats, Facebook/Twitter rants, etc. – in other words, you cannot tell anyone anything that we have not already informed each about – FULLY!   None of this should surprise the miscreants – after all my very protective husband warned all his now legally disowned and fully disinherited former siblings in multiple emails [which by the way structure & strongly worded verbiage greatly impressed my publicist & attorneys] and those certified letters they keep refusing [a fact which detectives/lawyers found interesting – to say the least] that he would NEVER tolerate insults nor threats to/about myself, his wife and the mother of his ONLY REAL children.  I spend so much time with lawyers, judges and at Court Houses – that I am a sort of mascot … my Court Cop friends and I joke about hubby’s ex [one who saw ugly nasal broad said she was reason he would not want to marry but conversely knowing me, might make him reconsider because my hubby definitely “hit the jackpot” 2nd time around]. One sweet lady cop knitted U.S.A. flag winter caps for our REAL twin sons recently – many read my blog and they tell me I am great fun – of course, I also bring them goodies and funny stories routinely. Unlike miscreant losers all these REALLY fine people know the REAL truth … the good and the bad and REALLY get it. My husband, although himself born there suggests it must be that miscreants were born in Michigan – most still live there but I say no because I know REALLY great born and bred Michigan folks – has to be something else that makes these creeps so stupid and loathsome. So you see, my dear hubby and I are good at our REAL work …G-d I am smiling big time – such fun this has become for us because when you know – deep down in your heart and others say the same about you – that like my husband and I, that you are a REALLY good person – then, yes, there is a certain amount of joy in retribution against miscreant evil types.

PLEASE my dear followers, forgive me,  my snobbery about hubby and my amazing soon to be full time new homeS [not REALLY how I think of others] but I readily admit to  having just too much fun teasing sad pathetic loser types – an advisor recently suggested that venues like Architectural Digest,  Town & Country  and  Hampton magazines [we have online subscriptions to all 3] will surely want to do a spread on our new magnificent abodes when my memoir book is published in 2013 and he  suggested how irritated that would make loser miscreants but myself and gal pal who accompanied me to that meeting, virulently insisted those kind NEVER read A.D. ,  T.&C. nor Hamptons-anything – they are more US magazine types or maybe People magazine at best. I should feel badly about taking such pleasure in teasing these “little” middle of the middle of the middle loser types but if you knew them like I and my husband do – you dear supportive nearly 5000 for me and 28,000+ for my husband, Chester Michael Eliasz-Solomon’s blog followers would REALLY agree they are loathsome bottom dweller insignificant creatures – truly worthy of disdain. In fact many of you have called, written and such with full and REAL agreement that these creatures are REAL losers … so much fun when I bump into a REAL friend/acquaintance and they chat up about what I write concerning these bottom dwellers. Oh well – ALL will be in my 2013 memoir, Heiress Mommy … A Modern Super Woman Life! – my 100% REAL life story with only a bit but sufficiently detailed reference to these REALLY unfashionable creatures.